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Offline bijou

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Easter gift for Ptarmy
« on: April 22, 2011, 11:12:13 AM »


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Delicious braiiii-- no, white chocolate!
Thank you Easter Bunny

Spring has sprung and all the little woodland creatures are... screaming and hippity-hopping for their lives? It's a zombie bunny, and double-bopping him on the head isn't going to stop his murderous rampage. This is no ordinary rabbit! It's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent lagamorph you ever set eyes on! He's not going to nibble your bum; he's going to tear you limb from limb with his nasty, pointy teeth.  ...
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2011, 11:28:07 AM »
Alot of people must be sending one of these zombie bunnies to Ptarmigan, since they are currently out of stock. :-)
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2011, 12:51:15 PM »
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2011, 01:16:02 PM »
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :argh:
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2011, 01:16:25 PM »
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2011, 01:18:59 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on April 22, 2011, 11:28:07 AM
Alot of people must be sending one of these zombie bunnies to Ptarmigan, since they are currently out of stock. :-)

I am destroying them.  :-)
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2011, 02:21:33 PM »


He just wants to play, Ptar. Go play with the furry loveball. He wants your attention. Look how sweet he appears. Could there be anything but love in his eyes?














































Could there.....? :-)
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2011, 02:39:20 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on April 22, 2011, 02:21:33 PM


He just wants to play, Ptar. Go play with the furry loveball. He wants your attention. Look how sweet he appears. Could there be anything but love in his eyes?














































Could there.....? :-)

To Easter Bunny,
ROT IN HELL YOU PTARMIGAN OPPRESSING SODOMITE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :argh:
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2011, 05:10:22 PM »
Pet him, Ptarmy. You know you want to. He won't bite...much. :lmao:
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2011, 08:16:30 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on April 22, 2011, 05:10:22 PM
Pet him, Ptarmy. You know you want to. He won't bite...much. :lmao:

I say beat the crap out of the Easter Sodomite Bunny.  :-)
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2011, 01:43:15 AM »
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2011, 12:02:37 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on April 23, 2011, 01:43:15 AM


Rabbits smoking pot. Bunnies corrupt our youths and lure them to drug use. Filthy beast!  :argh:
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2011, 01:38:46 AM »
Quote from: Revolution on April 22, 2011, 05:10:22 PM
Pet him, Ptarmy. You know you want to. He won't bite...much. :lmao:
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2011, 11:22:35 PM »
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2011, 05:20:26 PM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on April 25, 2011, 01:27:05 AM


God is planning revenge against bunnies.
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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2011, 06:42:06 PM »
God loves bunnies.

God would never harm a hair on a hare.

Bunnies pray to God.


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Re: Easter gift for Ptarmy
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2011, 07:10:08 PM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on April 25, 2011, 06:42:06 PM
God loves bunnies.

God would never harm a hair on a hare.

Bunnies pray to God.




Not according to the Bible. God does hate bunnies and He will punish them in the worst ways possible for their crimes in the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War. Many Bible verses back it up.

You shall have no other gods before me.
Exodus 20:3

You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing love to a thousand generations of those who love me and keep my commandments.
Exodus 20:4-6

You shall not murder.
Exodus 20:13

You shall not steal.
Exodus 20:15

The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a divided hoof; it is unclean for you.
Leviticus 11:6

Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion.
Leviticus 18:23

Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal is to be put to death.
Exodus 22:19

In a similar way, Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding towns gave themselves up to sexual immorality and perversion. They serve as an example of those who suffer the punishment of eternal fire.
Jude 1:7

Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
Romans 1:26-27
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