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Offline Traveshamockery

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A Foreskin Bouncy
« on: April 20, 2011, 07:57:28 PM »
What 5-year-old says he hates his foreskin? 

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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-20-11 07:52 PM
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"I hate my foreskin!" shouts 5 year old
   
Edited on Wed Apr-20-11 07:52 PM by Liberal_in_LA
Circumcising our son -- How do we decide?

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Religious tradition was not a factor for us, as non-Jews, so instead we searched our consciences, weighing myriad factors such as aesthetics, tradition, hygiene, future sexual pleasure, and self-esteem -- lofty concepts indeed to contemplate for the unnamed bulge in my tummy, but contemplate them we did.

This is why one evening, while bathing my 5-year-old son, I was thrown into a bubbly contemplative haze as he looked down at himself and shouted, "I hate my foreskin!" This was certainly not a sentence I ever imagined coming out of his mouth, but there it was. (And yes, he knows the actual word.)

He slid the skin on top of his penis to make himself appear circumcised. Had we made the wrong decision?

Some families do to their son whatever was done to the child's father so father and son will look alike. In our case, my husband's father was not circumcised due to a premature birth, and my husband was. My husband never felt particularly disturbed that he and his father were different in that area, so again, we were on our own.

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Re: A Foreskin Bouncy
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2011, 08:08:33 PM »
DUmmies, DUmmies, DUmmies,.....please give up on the bouncy stories. You sound insane and very stupid.

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Re: A Foreskin Bouncy
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2011, 08:22:50 PM »
The DUmp position on this one is very clear. Jews are circumcised. Therefore, it's hated by all orthodox DUmp democrats. End of argument. This bouncy is intended to allow lots of moonbats to testify to their political purity.


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Re: A Foreskin Bouncy
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2011, 08:48:34 PM »
This is just a strange bunch. I'm so thankful that they choose to congregate at one place for our entertainment.
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Re: A Foreskin Bouncy
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2011, 09:40:13 PM »
I think it is an unwritten rule that all DUmmie junk must be unclean.

Besides, his future boyfriend may like it that way.
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Re: A Foreskin Bouncy
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2011, 09:48:32 AM »
Meh, it's a ritualistic mutilation with an ex post facto rationalization attached to it.
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Re: A Foreskin Bouncy
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2011, 09:51:27 AM »
Meh, it's a ritualistic mutilation with an ex post facto rationalization attached to it.

And then: The oral sex!
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Re: A Foreskin Bouncy
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2011, 10:00:12 AM »
And then: The oral sex!

Now that's always good to get, no matter what you bring to it.

Increased sensitivity is the offset vs. the theoretical cleanliness advantage, which actually depends a lot more on the owner than the equipment.

 
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Re: A Foreskin Bouncy
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2011, 11:53:15 AM »
And then: The oral sex!

I bet you're gay!

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Re: A Foreskin Bouncy
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2011, 04:37:22 PM »
Now that's always good to get, no matter what you bring to it.

Increased sensitivity is the offset vs. the theoretical cleanliness advantage, which actually depends a lot more on the owner than the equipment.

 

I have to jump in here, when my first son was born I was asked if I wanted my son circumcised.   As I was an only child and had no brothers I talked this over with a nurse.   I was young and had no idea what an uncircumcised penis looked like and thought all penises looked like the baby's father. 

The nurse assured me that the slight change in his penis would keep him from future problems and was a health benefit.  What the Frig did I know about a males penis , I had only seen one kind.  The next boy to come along also got clipped as it was advised.

Fast forward to my first grandson, for some reason the boy was left intact that caused a problem for the mother that as the boy grew had to teach him how to clean the appendage.   When I babysat the child and bathed him, this thing was strange to me and I had no idea what to do with it as for cleaning.   Spooky.

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