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Offline Dixie*Darling

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The tetanus shot
« on: April 15, 2008, 12:22:43 PM »
The old man struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.

His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, 'Where are you going?'

He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.'

She says, 'Why, are you sick?'

He says, 'Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.'

Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker, then begins to put on her coat.

He says, 'Where the hell are you going''

She answers, 'I'm going to the doctor, too.'

He says, 'Why, what do you need?'

She says, 'If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot.'

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Re: The tetanus shot
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2008, 03:27:30 PM »
 :rotf:

(It won't let me give you another H5, so you'll just have to take my word on it.  :-) )
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Re: The tetanus shot
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2008, 03:37:12 PM »
Hubby better stop at the hardware store for a can of WD-40.  I'll bet wifey's hinges are little rusty too.

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Re: The tetanus shot
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2008, 04:08:53 PM »
Hubby better stop at the hardware store for a can of WD-40.  I'll bet wifey's hinges are little rusty too.

LMAO!
H5 for the brilliance of the usage of "hinges"!   :rotf:

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Re: The tetanus shot
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2008, 05:33:00 PM »
Looks like the folks that make WD-40 are on the ball...

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Re: The tetanus shot
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2008, 05:39:48 PM »
Hubby better stop at the hardware store for a can of WD-40.  I'll bet wifey's hinges are little rusty too.
Gaskets are probably shot too.   :-)
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Re: The tetanus shot
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2008, 06:13:27 PM »
Good one Dixie! H5
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