...Especially considering their proven track record of successful decision-making.

I bet they all make good grades in....
1-How to milk the welfare system.
2-How to get the most foodstamps.
3-How to get the most for your foodstamps.
4-Getting the biggest house with your section 8 money.
5-Hiding all your menz in the house made easy.
6-Borrowing and loaning kids for extra benefits.