Apparently all that anal sex has caused the queen of England to suffer brain damage. He really should have removed his head first.
H-Clinton has so many dirty fingers she will never be able to remove the stains. Where is the FEC?
B-Hussien-O is a crooked muslim with ties to all kinds of dirty money. Where is the FEC?
Oh yeah, I forgot. Thanks to the democrats in congress, the FEC is currently "understaffed". Some plans just come together.