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****tards follow, cheer massive ****tard
« on: April 13, 2011, 07:52:04 AM »
Jesse Ventura has gone full off-the-beam looney. My hatred of him rose to boiling level when I saw one of his shows peddling 9/11 trooferism. He was telling grieving family members that the government had killed their loved ones and they were believing him because they were buying into his notoriety.

Now he is all but fomenting violent rebellion:

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Jesse Ventura: Letter to the Ruling Class
   

You control our world. You’ve poisoned the air we breathe, contaminated the water we drink, and copyrighted the food we eat. We fight in your wars, die for your causes, and sacrifice our freedoms to protect you. You’ve liquidated our savings, destroyed our middle class, and used our tax dollars to bailout your unending greed. We are slaves to your corporations, zombies to your airwaves, servants to your decadence. You’ve stolen our elections, assassinated our leaders, and abolished our basic rights as human beings. You own our property, shipped away our jobs, and shredded our unions. You’ve profited off of disaster, destabilized our currencies, and raised our cost of living. You’ve monopolized our freedom, stripped away our education, and have almost extinguished our flame. We are hit… we are bleeding… but we ain’t got time to bleed. We will bring the giants to their knees and you will witness our revolution!

http://weaintgottimetobleed.com/

The balance of the thread is nothing but idiots cheering him on.

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glinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Apr-13-11 01:47 AM
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40. As a Minnesotan, I like him but he shouldn't run. He should start a revolution.

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Thunderstruck (805 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Apr-13-11 03:00 AM
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46. I agree, he should start a revolution. He an get his voice heard and he
   
can get people rallied behind him and I think he'd be reasonable and fair, though I think that I would not like some of the things he says. But he would say and do a lot that I could support.

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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2011, 08:32:20 AM »
Next time he claims he was a SEAL in Vietnam, I'm gonna ****ing explode.  He was NOT.
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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2011, 08:47:28 AM »
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sasquuatch55 (657 posts)        Wed Apr-13-11 06:00 AM
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53. Grayson/Ventura 2012 n/t
:lmao:  OK.

A lot of DUmmies are bemoaning the issue that Jesse is a "libertarian" in their view, and as such would not advocate for a "strong social safety net"  AKA gravy train.

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doc03 (1000+ posts)      Tue Apr-12-11 10:30 PM
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19. He was on Coast to Coast the other night and he hinted
 at running on a Ron Paul ticket. Are you all so sure you love him?
   :lmao:  Coast to Coast! 

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cascadiance  (1000+ posts)      Wed Apr-13-11 07:17 AM
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61. If he could be a running mate for a decent progressive candidate (Feingold,Sanders, etc.)
 I've actually been saying this for months... I might see that as a ticket that could gather a lot of independents 
:lmao:  That would be perfect!  Run with that. 

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socialist_n_TN  (1000+ posts)      Tue Apr-12-11 11:07 PM
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26. Well I 'm pretty much of a commie and........
  I brought that over just because. 


Stupid DUmmies.  Van Jones lost his czar job for being a Troofer.  You think you're going to get 51% of the country to vote one in for president? 

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Re: ****tards follow, cheer massive ****tard
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2011, 09:02:32 AM »
OMG! these are the same people dissing Trump?
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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2011, 10:34:09 AM »
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doc03 (1000+ posts)      Tue Apr-12-11 10:30 PM
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19. He was on Coast to Coast the other night and he hinted
at running on a Ron Paul ticket.

Two nuts. A match made in heaven.
Jesse is still in the middle of the rasslin' ring, jerking the microphone away from Mean Gene. It's just another form of 'roid rage.

Ron Paul doesn't have that excuse.

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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2011, 12:57:58 PM »
The man was obviously the victim of one too many pile drivers.

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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2011, 01:07:34 PM »
The title of this thread has been making me  :lmao: all morning.  Well done, SSB.
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2011, 04:59:00 PM »
Dear Dog in Heathen

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MilesColtrane  (1000+ posts)        Wed Apr-13-11 03:13 AM
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48. Aaaaaaand, he's done
 "you will witness our revolution" isn't campaign talk, it's crazy talk, crazy talk that everyone recognizes.

Apparently not:

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but TEA partiers are the evil secessionists.

And Professor Pee(onmy)body climbs into his Wayback Machine:

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Gravel Democrat (495 posts)      Wed Apr-13-11 06:37 AM
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58.  ^^^ Jessie, Paul, 1776 and 201?

AD or BC?

idiot

And apparently, according to the respective order the dates are provided, Jesse was doing something in 1776.

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JVS  (1000+ posts)        Wed Apr-13-11 07:29 AM
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64. Garrison Keillor's book's account of the dream about Lenin is coming true.

Apparently Keillor dreams about large, thweaty menz named..The Bo-o-o-ody.

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alfredo  (1000+ posts)        Wed Apr-13-11 03:30 PM
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136. He's crazy as a March Hare, but right on this.

stereotyping racist asswad

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Blue Owl (1000+ posts)      Wed Apr-13-11 04:28 PM
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143. It's even better
 if you visualize Jesse's voice saying the words -- building up in intensity to the final words!

(he has a very distinctive voice)

You can almost smell his man-reek.

And Ad-Bot is pitching for the Dog-Human hybrid.


I, for one, want to encourage DU to get behind Ventura. I think you kids can do this and you should.

Of course, calls for violent revolution aside, how come 4skinner hasn't shut down a thread endorsing a non-democrat?
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2011, 05:17:23 PM »
Letter to the moochy looty class : Quit flapping your gums and come get some.

PS : Aren't you all supposed to be groveling on your faces before the mighty Saint Obama ?

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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2011, 05:20:05 PM »
That boy's cuckoo for Coacoa Puffs.

 :mental:
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That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2011, 05:23:50 PM »
PS : Aren't you all supposed to be groveling on your faces before the mighty Saint Obama ?

They're principled stand against war, profiteering, civil liberties and tax cuts for the wealthy forbid them from endorsing the uncleanliness that has become Obama.

They only way they would *ever* support that immoral, war-mongering corporatist ever again is if a republican ran against him in 2012.
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2011, 07:57:11 PM »
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glinda Donating Member (1000+ posts)   Wed Apr-13-11 01:47 AM
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40. As a Minnesotan, I like him but he shouldn't run. He should start a revolution.
Again with the "revolution talk", you DUchebags.
GET.OVER.IT.

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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2011, 07:07:36 AM »
The thread is still burning brightly.

This is the depths they will sink to find someone to lead their little violent uprising.

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Brickbat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Apr-13-11 05:59 PM
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161. Yes, a man who wanted the state to pay his wife $25K because she had to give up her horse breeding
   
business to be the first lady is quite the man of the people.

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reggie the dog (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Apr-13-11 06:09 PM
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165. 25 k
   
is not a huge sum of money. he probably thought it was fair. didnt he close the governors mansion and save money by doing so too?

the fact that he went to wrestling and was involved in the plotline just shows that he sees the working people as his base, his fans, and he actually has RESPECT for them. most politicans would not "lower" themselves to going to the "wrastlings". jesse was a trailer park hero that night, i know, i was watching wrestling in a trailer park near chicago that night and the trailer crowd were going crazy saying how cool of a governor he was and how our governor was too stuck up to even be seen at such an event.

Reggie the Ball-Sniffer is all over that threat desperately pushing for Ventura and racing to bolster the HAARP sub-thread.

BTW - his avatar is a pot leaf.

Frank, I think you have an early contender for 2011 DotY.

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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Apr-13-11 09:20 AM
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81. yeah.... revolution...
   
Millionaires who live on the beach in Mexico are just choc-full of revolution. "To the barricades... I mean, tiki bar."

heh

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83. Jesse has found the point where left meets right . . .

More like, he found the point where head meets ass.

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94. That's how Obama needs to give his message tonight....
   
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98. This letter should be read word for word...to open his speech tonight.
   
Like THAT would ever happen. :eyes:

Obama would be impeached and removed by morning.

Too bad Obama didn't read it yesterday.

Next up:

This is HUGE

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reggie the dog (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Apr-13-11 06:20 PM
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168. he is not a bullshitter, this is huge
   
he also took part in wwf wrestling while he was governer and punked out the owner vince mcmahon.... that made him a hero of many a wrestling fan because he was not "too uppity" to come to the wrestling whereas most other politicians are too "high class" for that kind of thing.

he is anti tsa, anti patriot act, and pro worker. that is pretty damn good.

plus he is the kind of guy many working class people would love to have a barbecue with and it is for real, not bullshit like with w. he speaks his mind, i may not always agree, but it is nice to see someone who thinks things through then gives their opinion based on what they think, not based upon what they think the polls say...

Oh yes, he punched-out Vince McMahon and that makes him a hero...to fans of staged sporting events.

OK, who's mole is Reggie?

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146. Spot on!   Updated at 4:59 PM
   
Thom Hartmann read this on his show today. I do not agree with everything that Jesse Ventura says, but this bit is spot on. Worthy of Michael Moore.

Hartmann, huh?

'nuff said

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187. Ventura is a true intellectual!

No sarcasm tag either.

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crazyjoe (732 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Apr-13-11 09:39 PM
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195. Really.....? Jesse Ventura?
   
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199. Snort.

And at last count:

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« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2011, 07:37:08 AM »
And with that, I'm classifying ReggietheDog in the same category as Taverner and Dainbramaged.  Idiots whose only usefulness is to put on display how stupid these people are. 

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« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2011, 09:42:03 AM »
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but we ain’t got time to bleed

This is how useless Jesse Ventura is.  He's still trying to ride a wave that has long since broken.

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« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2011, 10:09:16 AM »
This is how useless Jesse Ventura is.  He's still trying to ride a wave that has long since broken.
Was that even an improv'ed line or is he riding tough-guy talk from a Hollywood screenwriter?
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« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2011, 10:15:56 AM »
I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that somebody who is mostly bald and still insists on wearing a pony tail with what is left of his hair is probably not the person to go to for important decisions.
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« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2011, 10:19:21 AM »
JV started his stroll down Loser Lane when he was elected Gubner of Miniscrotum.
I think the Swedes packed the ballot boxes.
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