And no it's not a picture of my wanker!!

Just arrived today. (Along with my boots, bivey tent and Katadyn HIKER PRO Water Filter.
This thing is freaking AWESOME.
The wife was getting nervous about me being far afield and getting injured. So I peeked about on the internet and was looking at 600$+ GPS Personal Distress Beacons when I found this thing.
It costs 165$ and a 99.95$ annual yearly service fee.
When you get in trouble you hit the 911 key and it will actively broadcast your location to a dispatching center for 7 days unless canceled, and will up-date your location via GPS if the bears drag you off to stuff you in the fridge. The dispatch center sends appropriate help based on your location, which will be anything from local police to Coast Guard to Forest Service. The thing floats, is waterproof to a meter and is designed to be temp resitant and idiot proof. (Thank Gawd)
On active standby it runs for a year or the life of the 2 AA Lithium Cells, whichever comes first. Cool thing is that it work ANYWHERE a sat phone or a GPS unit works (Portions of Africa and Micronesia excepted.) and they will send appropriate emergency contact info in whatever country you happen to be in to the relevant authorities.
It also has a check-in feature that lets you send a pre-generated "HI I'm okay" message to multiple email recipients who get the message and a google maps link showing where you are sending it from. (Tested that after registering it! :D) The 911 and "OK" services are unlimited usage. They also have a "Send Help" non emergency button that goes to your email contacts and sends a pregenerated message as well.
I showed it to SWMBO and she said "But you still have to press the button, right?"
I replied that if I was in too bad of shape to press the button I was in a true world of hurt.
She said "Okay. If something gets you try to remember to press it before you kick because I'm going to need closure" :D
Spent some time getting reacquainted on the range with my 94 Winchester 30-30 over the weekend as well. It's the lightest rifle I own I feel confident in running into something big and furry with.