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Offline vesta111

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Re: DUmmies Discuss A CalPig Nipple Poem
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2011, 10:30:13 AM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXMz0H6LuiM[/youtube]

Mr. Man this is about as far as one can go to become obnoxious.

This film clip is simpling amazing, the singing and the dancing is a treat for us Theater buffs.

Darn these performers are amazing, and to take their language and turn the video into a nasty show for what what one thinks they hear is most ugly.

So what if a foreign language may at times sounds like that of another, As sparky says, eat a bag of whatever, this is not funny or educational.   So bite your own nipple, in Russian that may sound like bite your own nose.


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Re: DUmmies Discuss A CalPig Nipple Poem
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2011, 12:48:29 PM »
I used to like nipples until that OP came along.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss A CalPig Nipple Poem
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2011, 09:32:32 PM »
You know, a picture of calpig while reciting this poem would probably work better than saltpeter. Put it in Times Square and every man in NY would be saying, "not tonight dear, I have a headache!"

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Re: DUmmies Discuss A CalPig Nipple Poem
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2011, 10:07:20 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXMz0H6LuiM[/youtube]

I actually spit my tea when I watched this.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss A CalPig Nipple Poem
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2011, 04:44:37 AM »
Mr. Man this is about as far as one can go to become obnoxious.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss A CalPig Nipple Poem
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2011, 05:47:12 AM »
Mr. Man this is about as far as one can go to become obnoxious.

This film clip is simpling amazing, the singing and the dancing is a treat for us Theater buffs.

Darn these performers are amazing, and to take their language and turn the video into a nasty show for what what one thinks they hear is most ugly.

So what if a foreign language may at times sounds like that of another, As sparky says, eat a bag of whatever, this is not funny or educational.   So bite your own nipple, in Russian that may sound like bite your own nose.


Vesta,

As a theater buff you should know that parody is as old as theater itself. Aristophanes was a master of parody. In the middle ages when almost all entertainment was religious, they would turn the music of high mass into bawdy folk tunes. Mozart's toilet humor was well-known and celebrated. Watch the movie Amadeus and you'll see how much a genius, Mozart, appreciates the value of a "potty mouth" while the mostly mediocre and way too serious Salieri believed God had "bestowed genius to a fool" (that may not be an exact quote). Heck even the author of the play the movie was based on, Peter Schaffer, also wrote, Equus, one of the most serious, heavy, and unfunny plays I've ever seen.

And Chaucer's entire body of work can be read on several different levels, appealing to both whores and holy men. Our own tradition of Burlesque (which was even politically incorrect in it's time) is about poking fun. People aren't one dimensional. In my bathroom right now I have "Uncle John's Gigantic Book of Bathroom Humor" and "Don Quixote". I'm reading both. Which one I pick up depends entirely on my mood. This afternoon I watched Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town and followed it up with a Lion in Winter chaser.

Yank your bloomers out of your butt crack and live a little.

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Hedy Lamarr

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Re: DUmmies Discuss A CalPig Nipple Poem
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2011, 08:40:39 AM »
Vesta,

As a theater buff you should know that parody is as old as theater itself. Aristophanes was a master of parody. In the middle ages when almost all entertainment was religious, they would turn the music of high mass into bawdy folk tunes. Mozart's toilet humor was well-known and celebrated. Watch the movie Amadeus and you'll see how much a genius, Mozart, appreciates the value of a "potty mouth" while the mostly mediocre and way too serious Salieri believed God had "bestowed genius to a fool" (that may not be an exact quote). Heck even the author of the play the movie was based on, Peter Schaffer, also wrote, Equus, one of the most serious, heavy, and unfunny plays I've ever seen.

And Chaucer's entire body of work can be read on several different levels, appealing to both whores and holy men. Our own tradition of Burlesque (which was even politically incorrect in it's time) is about poking fun. People aren't one dimensional. In my bathroom right now I have "Uncle John's Gigantic Book of Bathroom Humor" and "Don Quixote". I'm reading both. Which one I pick up depends entirely on my mood. This afternoon I watched Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town and followed it up with a Lion in Winter chaser.

Yank your bloomers out of your butt crack and live a little.

Cindie


I love Amadeus, I even have the special edition DVD.  My neck it all stiff this morning, I may just last in bed and watch Amadeus.