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Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« on: April 14, 2008, 02:39:30 PM »
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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2008, 02:46:51 PM »
Is there no Lexus chick?  :-)
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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2008, 02:51:35 PM »
I'd go with the Mercury first.  They're the cheapest.

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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2008, 02:55:39 PM »

Jill


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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2008, 03:22:59 PM »
Mercury.

Caddies are pretentious and expensive to maintain.


Plus mercury looks like it could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Just sayin...




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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2008, 04:32:16 PM »
Jill Wagner looks more down to earth. On top of the fact she is very attractive.

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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2008, 11:29:13 PM »
Mercallac!
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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2008, 01:03:17 AM »
Mercury.

Caddies are pretentious and expensive to maintain.


Plus mercury looks like it could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Just sayin...


A Merc is just a Ford in expensive clothes. 
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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2008, 03:00:42 PM »
Mercury.

Caddies are pretentious and expensive to maintain.


Plus mercury looks like it could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Just sayin...



A Merc is just a Ford in expensive clothes. 

So you're trying to tell us they all look alike naked? :-)

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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2008, 03:10:06 PM »
Mercury.

Caddies are pretentious and expensive to maintain.


Plus mercury looks like it could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Just sayin...



A Merc is just a Ford in expensive clothes. 

So you're trying to tell us they all look alike naked? :-)


Hey if something has a sound chassis there can be a few dings on the body. :-)




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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2008, 03:11:23 PM »
Mercury...the other chick's voice gets on my nerves.
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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2008, 05:14:37 PM »
I like the Caddy girl.

Plus I dont know who does the music in the commercials,

but I like it.

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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2008, 06:12:40 PM »
Mercury. No doubt.
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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2008, 06:18:12 PM »
I don't care if this is for men only, I am a Mercury Grand Marquis gal...I know! How spoiled can a girl possibly be?  :p
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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2008, 06:22:57 PM »
Whadda ya mean Cadillac or Mercury ...

I'll have one of each.

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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2008, 06:29:21 PM »
I like the Caddy girl.

Plus I dont know who does the music in the commercials,

but I like it.

It is a band called "Hum" off the album "You'd Prefer an Astronaut".
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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2008, 08:01:06 PM »
Not the cars.  The chicks in their commercials.

The "Mercury Girl" is Jill Wagner....



She also appeared in the Blade TV series.

The Caddy chick ("When you turn your car on, does it return the favour?") is Kate Walsh.

...apparently from some show about Grey Anatomy.

So guys, Mercury or Cadillac?

Mercury girl hands down. (Or "hands up" for that matter. Or "jazz hands" if that's what she likes. etc etc)

Anyway, not to get all pet peevey again but those "turn your car on" ads always bugged the crap out of me. "Does it return the favour?"? NO! Good Gosh allmighty no. Heck no! Hey, I love my car but I'm not "in" love with my car. I'm not going to play footsie with the clutch. Damn, baby... it's just a beer run can you chill out and just be a car for once! Seriously, WTF? Shite man I'm not even the original owner.

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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2008, 08:08:32 AM »
I am definitely a Cadillac on this one...the Cadillac looks like a better ride.   :-)

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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2008, 09:32:55 AM »
Anyway, not to get all pet peevey again but those "turn your car on" ads always bugged the crap out of me. "Does it return the favour?"? NO! Good Gosh allmighty no. Heck no! Hey, I love my car but I'm not "in" love with my car. I'm not going to play footsie with the clutch. Damn, baby... it's just a beer run can you chill out and just be a car for once! Seriously, WTF? Shite man I'm not even the original owner.

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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2008, 10:40:26 AM »
I like both commercials and girls, but if I had to choose I'd go Mercury.
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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2008, 04:03:16 PM »
I like both commercials and girls, but if I had to choose I'd go Mercury.

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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2008, 04:16:21 PM »
I like the Caddy girl.

Plus I dont know who does the music in the commercials,

but I like it.

It is a band called "Hum" off the album "You'd Prefer an Astronaut".

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Re: Guys. Cadillac or Mercury?
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2008, 04:27:15 PM »
I was wondering what the Mercury girl's name was. 

If I had to choose, I'd have to take each one on a "test romp" . . . er, "drive." :tongue: :evillaugh: :hyper:
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