sister-in-law angry with franksolich

[franksolich]

Oh my.

This, from my clarebootheluce gmail, so alas no link.  It's on Pitcairn Island, though, somewhere.

Re: Caution - New mole found and exterminated

« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2011, 04:10:08 PM »

I wanted to find out how long that cretin had been calling me his sister-in-law, so I did a search. Turns out it's just another of his fake appellations like calling Skinner his "fellow alum." I found it in a thread where they discussed my post to you letting you know about the mole investigation.

That was in an uninteresting thread where they all demonstrated their lack of reading comprehension and profound absence of a sense of humor. One thing was kind of amusing. Frank denies ever being involved in two felonies (which I have verified) and then goes on to brag about one of them later in the thread.

Then he claims that he never had a thing to do with Nogod, when he knows full well I have proof of that. I emailed him before making the post to give him a chance to explain it away. He never answered.

He sure is quick to respond to that email addy when it's some jackass like Beefeater revealing the contents of a private forum. Then he goes on to say that Nogod is no longer a member there when Nogod's sock is so obvious that I assumed he wasn't trying to hide that it's him. Meanwhile his minions buy every lie he spouts and go on and on about what a good man he is. Their lack of discernment is pretty funny. I can only hope that Nogod gets as angry at Frank as he has been at me. Let Frank deal with him.

Oh dear.

I dunno what the sister-in-law's talking about, but never mind.

franksolich of course explained some time ago why he calls dear Andrea his "sister-in-law," so obviously her search wasn't complete.

Nonsense.

[Freeper]

What's the deal with 2 felonies? 

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

You enjoy this immensely, don't you?

 

[franksolich]

You enjoy this immensely, don't you?

 

I dunno; I'm not sure.

I'm not used to fame.

I can't figure out why the sister-in-law's been so angry with me, because I've never been anything but nice--distant, yes, but nice nonetheless--to her.

She's just like a late sister-in-law of mine.

It appears to be a rather messy situation that I'd rather keep out of.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

[Skul]

What's the deal with 2 felonies? 

Shhhh, the squirrels in central park will never know.

[franksolich]

What's the deal with 2 felonies? 

I suppose I'll ask the county sheriff to run a "check" on me.

As far as I know, the only illicit activity in which franksolich ever indulged was that he smoked dope a few times while in college.....but that was a very long time ago, eons ago.

[Skul]

I suppose I'll ask the county sheriff to run a "check" on me.

It will doubt bounce.

Gonna catch hell for that

[JohnnyReb]

What's the deal with 2 felonies? 

Fell-on-his-knees laughing.....twice.

[franksolich]

Now, I dunno how to take this.

The neighbor just dropped by as I was posting, bringing over some bags of bird food.

I showed him the sister-in-law's comment.

He doubled over, clutching his stomach.

"You?  You?  You?"

And something else about franksolich in real life being "naive" and "gullible" and "harmless" and "well-meaning" and "too nice for [his] own good" and "incapable of hurting a flea" and "gets run over by little old ladies" and "too easy to fool" and "a total Innocent, suspicious of no one."

Among other things; I dunno if those were compliments or not.

By the way, I got around to re-reading the sister-in-law's comments.

There is a "Beefeater" here, and someone with the same name on Pitcairn Island.  I have no idea if this is the same person, or two different people.  franksolich has never at no time ever had any contact with the "Beefeater" here, and of course not with the "Beefeater" on Pitcairn Island.

The sister-in-law's looking at the wrong place again.  She should look closer, within her own inner circle.

[GOBUCKS]

Anyone who engages in sickening sweetsie baby talk like "email a**y" is a revolting character, around whom decent and civilized people should steer a wide course. Coach is, as always, blameless. No one can be held liable for having addled in-laws, nearly everyone has them. This DUmp reject  "Andrea" seems to be a particularly hard case, though.

[Celtic Rose]

Anyone who engages in sickening sweetsie baby talk like "email a**y" is a revolting character, around whom decent and civilized people should steer a wide course. Coach is, as always, blameless. No one can be held liable for having addled in-laws, nearly everyone has them. This DUmp reject  "Andrea" seems to be a particularly hard case, though.

The use of baby talk in writing tends to baffle me.  It seems to take just about as much time to type an abbreviation as it would to type the real word, so it seems rather senseless to me.  I get the abbreviations like LOL and J/K, but is address or vegetables really so difficult?

Mind you, I've been known to ignore messages from guys on dating websites if they don't use capitalization in their e-mails to me, so I may be a nit-picker 

[Chris_]

I feel the same way about people who pronounce the year as "Twenty Oh Six" and "Twenty Eleven".  We waited for years and years for the turn of the century and these dumbasses have to screw it up because they can't be bothered to mutter a few extra syllables.

[GOBUCKS]

Mind you, I've been known to ignore messages from guys on dating websites if they don't use capitalization in their e-mails to me, so I may be a nit-picker.

It's probably your fault that DUmmy HEyHEY had to travel all the way to China. And what is J/K?

[Celtic Rose]

It's probably your fault that DUmmy HEyHEY had to travel all the way to China. And what is J/K?

J/K is Just Kidding

[franksolich]

"Andrea" seems to be a particularly hard case, though.

She is; it's a nightmare all over again.

franksolich has nothing, nothing at all, against Pitcairn Island, and wishes them well.

It's just that I'm a little uneasy about the presence of an 0bamaite mole in their midst who even though "banned" from Skins's island rushes over there all the time to tell the 0bamaite primitives what the Pitcairn Islanders are saying about them.....and then it didn't help when the sister-in-law made the bulbous pear-shaped cross-eyed Iowa primitive an administrator there.

I mean, the "HawkeyeX" primitive has frankly admitted to cheating, defrauding, and stealing--and so what makes the sister-in-law think he won't cheat, defraud, and steal from her, too?

I'm concerned for the sister-in-law's real estate in the same way I'd be concerned for someone with two sorts of cancer, which is to say, a great deal.

<<always concerned for the well-being of others.

As I said, it's a nightmare all over again, and I wish it was over.

When the sister-in-law and franksolich first started communicating, the sister-in-law indicated a hope for closer, more intimate, communication, while franksolich made it obvious he preferred the relationship to remain distant and formal.

Just like so many years ago in real life, when I was confronted with a certain sister-in-law.  I admired and respected her as the wife of a brother of mine, and the mother of some nephews of mine, but as we were very different and had nothing else in common, that was as close as the relationship was going to get.

But she kept pushing and pushing and pushing, and myself being a gentleman, I let her push.

Until one day when I was about 21, 22, years old, I finally said, "Hey, you want to be closer and I want to be further, and as we aren't going to have it your way, why don't we have it my way?"

After which she loathed me, and slandered me much.

Well, the sister-in-law went to God some years ago; the usual ailments and afflictions brought about by a too-affluent, too easy, too comfortable, too secure, of a life, and I thought the matter closed forever, that I wouldn't ever have to deal with such a thing again.

I was wrong, alas.

As I've been very careful to leave Pitcairn Island alone in peace and quiet, I think it's only fair to insist that the sister-in-law leave franksolich alone in peace and quiet.

[GOBUCKS]

She is; it's a nightmare all over again.

She may be another of those women whose personalities would be vastly improved by some type of delicate feminine surgery. Her foul demeanor may just be a symptom of a misplacement or dimensional anomaly in some part, that could be corrected by the skilled application of a surgeon's scalpel.

[franksolich]

She may be another of those women whose personalities would be vastly improved by some type of delicate feminine surgery. Her foul demeanor may just be a symptom of a misplacement or dimensional anomaly in some part, that could be corrected by the skilled application of a surgeon's scalpel.

I don't think the sister-in-law's on par with the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, the Die alte Sau, the top primitive of 2010.

I think it's more of a case of Hell hath no fury like a woman who's told to keep it distant.

[GOBUCKS]

I don't think the sister-in-law's on par with the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, the Die alte Sau, the top primitive of 2010.

I think it's more of a case of Hell hath no fury like a woman who's told to keep it distant.

Well, from what I've seen of the vicious, vulgar women who populate the democrat party, surgery could definitely bring about an improvement. Especially this face transplant business we've been hearing so much about lately. These foul-mouthed democrat women are all so god-awful ugly. The reception such fiercely homely women must get wherever they go, especially when it comes to affairs of the heart, has to have a strong influence on why they are so prone to repulsive conduct. Any face they might be assigned by a surgeon would be an improvement over the one that genetics burdened them with. I suspect this "Andrea" character leaves a trail of stopped clocks in her wake.

[Skul]

....Well, from what I've seen of the vicious, vulgar women who populate the democrat party, surgery could definitely bring about an improvement. Especially this face transplant business we've been hearing so much about lately. These foul-mouthed democrat women are all so god-awful ugly.....

Oh, well, I guess I'm not the only one that's noticed that.
Why is that?
Are they ugly to the heart of the soul?

No, wait, I already know the answer.

[DumbAss Tanker]

I suppose I'll ask the county sheriff to run a "check" on me.

As far as I know, the only illicit activity in which franksolich ever indulged was that he smoked dope a few times while in college.....but that was a very long time ago, eons ago.

Well now, I think you have to put on your DUmmie cap to understand what she's saying there.  Trying to "Get inside the other guy's head" is of course a crucial part of being successful in conflict, as military writers from Sun Tzu down to the present day have noted.  In this case, I believe she is interpreting your involvement in the notorious Andyscam as at least one if not both of the 'Felonies' of which she speaks.

You must remember that we are dealing with the Liberal mind here, where no illegal conduct, let alone charges or prosecution effort, is actually necessary for consummation and literal conviction of a felony; all that is required is that you do something they don't like.  They essentially believe in the rule of will rather than the rule of law, notwithstanding any false protestations to the contrary...the only time they actually are inclined to adhere to any real rule of law is when they get to write the laws, and they are winning.

[franksolich]

Well now, I think you have to put on your DUmmie cap to understand what she's saying there.  Trying to "Get inside the other guy's head" is of course a crucial part of being successful in conflict, as military writers from Sun Tzu down to the present day have noted.  In this case, I believe she is interpreting your involvement in the notorious Andyscam as at least one if not both of the 'Felonies' of which she speaks.

You must remember that we are dealing with the Liberal mind here, where no illegal conduct, let alone charges or prosecution effort, is actually necessary for consummation and literal conviction of a felony; all that is required is that you do something they don't like.  They essentially believe in the rule of will rather than the rule of law, notwithstanding any false protestations to the contrary...the only time they actually are inclined to adhere to any real rule of law is when they get to write the laws, and they are winning.

Damn.

I didn't even think of that.

You know, the biggest mistake those of us in Scamdy made, during the Scamdal, was that we assumed the primitives--including yes even Doug's stupid ex-wife--thought of, and planned out, things in a reasonably coherent and rational manner.....just as decent and civilized people do.

We assumed the primitives--including Doug's stupid ex-wife--had a strategy, plans, and a goal.

And so we always responded accordingly.

Big big mistake, and it probably prolonged the Scamdal more than the Scamdal needed.

It never occurred to us that the primitives, not even Doug's stupid ex-wife, had no strategy, no plans, no goals; that the whole deal was a hit-and-miss, random, do-it-because-it-feels-good sort of thing.

It was not until near the end that it occurred to us, "oh, the primitives don't think in a rational manner....."

And now alas it appears franksolich grievously made the same mistake all over again.

I made the mistake only because I had a higher estimation of the Pitcairn Islanders than I did (do) of the primitives on Skins's island.

It never occurred to me that the Pitcairn Islanders were (are) just like the primitives.

[dandi]

She is; it's a nightmare all over again.

....

As I've been very careful to leave Pitcairn Island alone in peace and quiet, I think it's only fair to insist that the sister-in-law leave franksolich alone in peace and quiet.

So, it would appear you are dealing with a brain damaged, idiot, drama queen, paranoid, attention whore who loves to create chaos and drama wherever she lands.  By posting these things and calling it "a nightmare all over again", you are feeding her neurosis.  I know you think you are getting in her head and "driving her" but, honestly, it seems as if she's driving you.

Why do you continue to feed her?

I've found that the best remedy for those types is to ignore and/or mock them until they explode and wither away on their own.