My favorite DUmp candidate is an upstate New York DUmbass who posts a lot in the nuthatch forum as well as GD. He was going to start out small and work his way to the White House. The plan was to run for a seat on his local democrat party committee I think it was, and his posts were as excited as the current pie shop saga. When all was said and done, his political career died, short of the White House, when he couldn't get enough petition signatures.