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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2011, 10:55:23 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 04, 2011, 09:42:04 AM
DAT, TiTiy Boi's entire rep was based on a lie.  Why stop now?

It has nothing to do with such a laughable concept as TiT telling the truth, it's because claiming to have a wife would be totally out of character for him.  TiT always tried to cultivate the 'Sophisticated and worldly Man of Danger, experienced and well-connected, and sexually-available for any of you women who might be reading this' image, an actual wife would be a complete break from everything he tried to paint himself as before.  Also the OP just sounds 'waaaay too mild-mannered for the rest of the image anyway.  TiT would've gone off on a tangent about he could have killed them all but stayed his hand, and also probably some "Men, this is a true sea story/There I was at 30,000 feet/Now boys, this is a real no-shitter" tale to show just how doggone dangerous it is to mess with the TiTster.     
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2011, 11:06:27 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on April 03, 2011, 04:25:02 PM
Funny, I don't know of any former military who sport pony TAILS, let alone pony tales.  At least not any former military who didn't get shitcanned at some point.
Hey now! [flips pony tail and walks away] :lmao:
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2011, 11:49:10 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on April 04, 2011, 11:06:27 AM
Hey now! [flips pony tail and walks away] :lmao:

Sorry, Doc.  Any military vet with a pony tail AND MALE GENATALIA.

And as to others, I'm not saying they don't exist, but they're damned rare.  Most guys I know (like me) can't stand to grow long hair anymore.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2011, 02:17:28 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on April 04, 2011, 11:49:10 AM
Most guys I know (like me) can't stand to grow long hair anymore.

Include me in that as well.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2011, 02:41:29 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on April 04, 2011, 02:17:28 PM
Include me in that as well.

Yeah.  Been there, done that, grew up.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #30 on: April 04, 2011, 02:45:48 PM »
Is there anything worse than a long gray snarly ponytail?  I mean on a guy.  If it's a woman, she should finish the job and make it into a bun.

There was guy like that in front of me at the Taco Bell.  Had on a tshirt with a spotted owl on it, and birkenstocks cladding his filthy feet.  He then asked the hapless order taker a million questions about the sustainability and fair-tradedness of the menu and somesuch.  I almost twisted his head off.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2011, 02:57:08 PM »
Quote from: Karin on April 04, 2011, 02:45:48 PM
Is there anything worse than a long gray snarly ponytail? 
Maybe, but the ponytail is up there in contention. It makes me sick that every time there's any publicity for the Viet Nam Memorial, you always see a bunch of winos in forty-year-old fatigue jackets, with those greasy, gray ponytails. It's like the press rounds them up from underneath bridges in the area, to be in the shot. The patriots who sacrificed their lives in that conflict are dishonored by being associated with the booze- and drug-addled losers who are continually portrayed as representative of Viet Nam veterans. I guess it's just another way for the press to attack America.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2011, 04:29:42 PM »
Quote from: Karin on April 04, 2011, 02:45:48 PM
Is there anything worse than a long gray snarly ponytail?  I mean on a guy.  If it's a woman, she should finish the job and make it into a bun.

There was guy like that in front of me at the Taco Bell.  Had on a tshirt with a spotted owl on it, and birkenstocks cladding his filthy feet.  He then asked the hapless order taker a million questions about the sustainability and fair-tradedness of the menu and somesuch.  I almost twisted his head off.

You should have: I'm sure spontaneous applause would have erupted from the adoring throngs of people around you.  Maybe, even a cop would jump out of the bushes next to the door to thank you as you left the store. :hi5:
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2011, 05:11:03 PM »
Smart folks, that were duped in '08, have removed those repugnant stickers. By keeping it on your car, you're just asking to be harassed.



and, you deserve it.



Those narrow minded blind fools that continue to support the idiot, should be, need to be, harassed, intimidated, tormented, and persecuted for their acute idiocy and inanity.


Educate yourself to the truth and facts. There may be hope for you yet...................................... but, in all probability ...................... not.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2011, 07:46:33 PM »
I give this pony tail wearing old man,.....2 thumbs down!! :lmao: :rotf:
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2011, 06:19:19 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on April 04, 2011, 11:49:10 AM
Sorry, Doc.  Any military vet with a pony tail AND MALE GENATALIA.

And as to others, I'm not saying they don't exist, but they're damned rare.  Most guys I know (like me) can't stand to grow long hair anymore.
Just checking ;)

Just a little jumpy as I have been dealing with certain military wives that think that because I have only been married to DH for two years now I know nothing about how the military works. Makes me want to smack them upside the head with my DD214.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2011, 07:59:13 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on April 05, 2011, 06:19:19 AM
Just a little jumpy as I have been dealing with certain military wives that think that because I have only been married to DH for two years now I know nothing about how the military works. Makes me want to smack them upside the head with my DD214.

You should, I know my other half did.

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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2011, 09:48:29 AM »
I won't put bumper stickers on my car because of idiots from the left and right who would do something stupid.

Car vandalism is already an issue, I'm not going to give anyone more reason to damage my car.

Even that's not enough to keep people away from you car sometimes. I got a note a few years ago under my wiper about how my car, was bad for the environment because it was a diesel. I still have it I think.

However I don't believe this guys story, like most stories from DU.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2011, 10:09:51 AM »
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I'm not going to give anyone more reason to damage my car.

Totally agree, because don't you damage your car yourself half the time?  Always crashing into things.

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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2011, 10:17:38 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on April 05, 2011, 10:09:51 AM
Totally agree, because don't you damage your car yourself half the time?  Always crashing into things.



Yes. Letting other damage it first takes the fun out of it for me. I want me cars damaged by me and me alone.

I haven't told anyone what I did to my last truck yet...some other time perhaps. Or the Chevy Optra I wrecked a few years ago.



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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #40 on: April 05, 2011, 10:24:24 AM »
Quote from: compaqxp on April 05, 2011, 10:17:38 AM
Yes. Letting other damage it first takes the fun out of it for me. I want me cars damaged by me and me alone.

I haven't told anyone what I did to my last truck yet...some other time perhaps. Or the Chevy Optra I wrecked a few years ago.



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I wasn't condoning vandalizing other property, genius.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #41 on: April 05, 2011, 10:39:00 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on April 05, 2011, 10:24:24 AM
I wasn't condoning vandalizing other property, genius.

I didn't think I said you did.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2011, 08:13:16 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on April 05, 2011, 10:09:51 AM
Totally agree, because don't you damage your car yourself half the time?  Always crashing into things.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2011, 04:45:44 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on April 05, 2011, 07:59:13 AM
You should, I know my other half did.

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