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Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« on: April 03, 2011, 03:59:13 PM »
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MGB67deux  (39 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Apr-03-11 02:04 AM
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Three assholes in a Lexus.
   
It has been a long, tiring week. My wife and I this afternoon driving on the freeway through Sacramento to have diner with a dear friend and looking forward to relaxation and comradeship.

Up beside us pulls a new Lexus with three young (mid 20s) men(?). Driver honks several times points to my bumper, gives a "thumbs down" gesture and pulls ahead.

What the hell? The bumper has a "Veterans for Obama" decal from the last election. For this sin this asshole figures to harass me at speed on the freaking freeway? Does he not like Obama? Does he not like veterans? Does he dislike old people? (my white beard and pony tale are a dead give away).

After stewing for a minute I did catch up to him and give him a questioning shrug. "What the **** is your problem"? Again I get the "thumbs down". That earned him and his laughing asshole cohorts a simultaneous finger from both my wife and myself.

Okay. They are young. I understand that. I was young once myself..... over forty years ago in South East Asia.

Okay. They have the weekend off from shuffling papers and sucking other peoples money (as a guess) and are on their way to Tahoe to gamble or ski (another guess) or whatever the **** young assholes in Lexus do.

But why hassle me on the flipping freeway? What kind of cowardly bully crap is that?

Someday, perhaps soon, they will bully someone who might be carrying HIS Smith and Wesson IN the car. Then they might learn the true relation of stupidity and the Darwinian theory. I won't cry and the world will have lost nothing of value.

Sorry for the rant but I just had to vent a bit.

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These are the same people who bragged about flipping off cars with bush stickers, and the goons who bragged about flipping off Bush's motorcade.

Of course this is either a mole or a genuine DUmmy trying his hand at a bouncy.

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1. So you let a car full of
   
brats ruin your drive? I hope you didn't let it ruin your dinner. At most I might of shaken my head the way a mom does when they see a kid doing something stupid. Let it go. The only people it is bothering is you, unless you are making your wife suffer too.

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5. Nah. They were just being practical.
   
If it had just been an Obama sticker, they might have done more. But the "Veteran" part made them at least *consider* the idea that this car might have a firearm inside of it somewhere. Conservatives are notorious cowards. They only directly bully people when they feel like there's no risk involved.

This from a guy with the stupid fist as his avatar.
Talk about bullies it's the union thugs that he adores.

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14. Let's see. They passed you. They gave a thumbs down. They kept going.
   
You caught up with them. You had to increase your speed to do that. But they hassled you on the freeway?

They were gone. You chased them. They made you do it. That's almost like the Terry Jones book burning excuse. The book burning made the Afghan group behead people.

How easy it is to blame other people for stuff.

Ouch!

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21. A thumbs down is now "bullying"
   
Edited on Sun Apr-03-11 10:19 AM by dems_rightnow
Wow.

To the goons at DU any form of dissent is bullying.

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26. I love the holier than thou people on DU
   
Give it a break. You don't know how you'd react.

Geez...sometimes DU is stupid.

No, DU is always stupid, not just sometimes.

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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2011, 04:12:01 PM »
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14. Let's see. They passed you. They gave a thumbs down. They kept going.
   
You caught up with them. You had to increase your speed to do that. But they hassled you on the freeway?

They were gone. You chased them. They made you do it. That's almost like the Terry Jones book burning excuse. The book burning made the Afghan group behead people.

How easy it is to blame other people for stuff.

This has got to be somebody's mole.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2011, 04:15:01 PM »
Let's see... Vietnam War creds, California, bragging about his gun collection.

It's TomInTib.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2011, 04:20:04 PM »
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2011, 04:24:11 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on April 03, 2011, 04:15:01 PM
Let's see... Vietnam War creds, California, bragging about shooting someone.

It's TomInTib.

Check out the post number, and did TiTty boi ever brag about having a '67 MGB?
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2011, 04:25:02 PM »
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my white beard and pony tale are a dead give away

Funny, I don't know of any former military who sport pony TAILS, let alone pony tales.  At least not any former military who didn't get shitcanned at some point.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2011, 04:27:14 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 03, 2011, 04:24:11 PM
Check out the post number, and did TiTty boi ever brag about having a '67 MGB?

He bragged about having a Porsche Carrera at one point.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2011, 04:28:19 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on April 03, 2011, 04:25:02 PM
Funny, I don't know of any former military who sport pony TAILS, let alone pony tales.  At least not any former military who didn't get shitcanned at some point.


He was a projectionist (appropriate, somehow) in the Army, back in the day.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2011, 04:38:56 PM »
Like I said, shitcanned.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2011, 04:46:56 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on April 03, 2011, 04:38:56 PM
Like I said, shitcanned.

I was assuming you meant OTH on this discharge status.  If I remember right, he got out "honorably", and didn't start acting dishonorably (::cough:: Stolen Valor ::cough:: ) until after he didn't have a Sgt. to kick his ass.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2011, 04:56:47 PM »
They were laughing at your pony tail old man.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2011, 05:14:41 PM »
What a pant load!
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2011, 05:15:55 PM »
Some day DUmmie will run into a NASCAR watching redneck that knows how to do a "bump and run", "put a fender" on him... :lmao:
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2011, 06:06:19 PM »
Which DUmmy was it that used to brag about vandalizing cars while he worked for the city driving a snow plow or some other pick up if they found out the owner was Conservative?
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2011, 09:11:52 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on April 03, 2011, 04:25:02 PM
Funny, I don't know of any former military who sport pony TAILS, let alone pony tales.  At least not any former military who didn't get shitcanned at some point.

I do know a guy that has a pony tail and was in the army. His name is Hal and he runs a company that does telecommunications. He is also a musician. Nice guy. He's in his 50's. Conservative as hell. Has several horses and they have pony tails too.   :-) :-) :-)

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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2011, 09:21:17 PM »
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That earned him and his laughing asshole cohorts a simultaneous finger from both my wife and myself.

Those democrats are so classy! I'll bet every Rethug man wishes he had a woman like that.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2011, 10:04:02 PM »
Bubba died in a fire in his trailer. He was very badly burned and needed someone to identify him, so the morgue called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe.

Jim-Bob went in and and said "Yep, he's got burned up purdy bad. Roll 'im over," said Jim-Bob. The mortician rolled him over, Jim-Bob looked at his butt and said, "Nope, it ain't Bubba."

Not saying a thing, but finding it strange, the mortician brought in Billy-Joe. "Yep, he's burned up real bad. Roll 'im over," said Billy-Joe. The mortician rolled him over, Billy-Joe looked down at his butt and said, "It ain't Bubba."

"How can you tell?" asked the mortician.

"Bubba had two assholes," replied Billy-Joe. "Two assholes? That's impossible!" said the mortician.

"Yep. Everyone in town knowed Bubba had two assholes, cause every time the three of us went to town, everyone would yell, 'here comes Bubba with them two assholes!"
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2011, 11:40:33 PM »
*thumbs down*
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2011, 05:30:45 AM »
I agree with Chris, if TiT is back at the DUmp MGB67deux fits the profile.  TiT claimed to have have owned or driven just about every exotic sports car you can name, he lives in the general Sacramento/SF hellhole and has a little gay ponytail and a little gay beard.  He's a wannabe veteran that wants everyone to think he was the idea behind the Rambo movies. He also has the same bombastic "I'm right you're  a ****ing idiot" attitude that Little Tommy always took when he was questioned by the other idiots in the hive.  It will take some further review to make a definite call but I predict we have a winner.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2011, 05:33:09 AM »
Maybe he got the thumbs down because he was driving 15mph under the speed limit.

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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2011, 06:10:22 AM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on April 04, 2011, 05:30:45 AM
I agree with Chris, if TiT is back at the DUmp MGB67deux fits the profile.  TiT claimed to have have owned or driven just about every exotic sports car you can name, he lives in the general Sacramento/SF hellhole and has a little gay ponytail and a little gay beard.  He's a wannabe veteran that wants everyone to think he was the idea behind the Rambo movies. He also has the same bombastic "I'm right you're  a ****ing idiot" attitude that Little Tommy always took when he was questioned by the other idiots in the hive.  It will take some further review to make a definite call but I predict we have a winner.
There was a rumor he was back last week....I would almost guarantee that is him!
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2011, 09:07:22 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on April 03, 2011, 04:15:01 PM
Let's see... Vietnam War creds, California, bragging about his gun collection.

It's TomInTib.

Nah.  There was a wife in it.
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2011, 09:42:04 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 04, 2011, 09:07:22 AM
Nah.  There was a wife in it.

DAT, TiTiy Boi's entire rep was based on a lie.  Why stop now?
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2011, 09:45:51 AM »
It's a small step from internationally-alluring Mata Hari superspy girlfriend to 'wife'. 
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Re: Three a**holes in a Lexus.
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2011, 10:51:21 AM »
Unless he's had a brain transplant, this pinhead is without question not TomInTib. In this short OP there are too many discrepancies to count.

This MGB douchenozzle uses the silly words "freaking", "flipping", and "crap". TiTtyboy would never soften his vulgarity like that.
 
He used the contraction "won't". I do not believe TiTtyboy, in his hundreds of epic posts, ever used a single contraction. I could be wrong, haven't gone back to reread, but I don't remember him ever using a contraction.

The MGB moron's OP has a glaring typo, "to have diner". TiTtyboy posts are meticulous in their spelling and grammar. He's deranged, but very intelligent.

In an attempt to impress, the MGB idiot puts his bouncy antagonists in a Lexus. In TiTtyboy's fantasy world, a 2011 Lexus is a beater.

TiTtyboy would be humiliated beyond words to associate himself with a prole boltbucket like an MGB.

At the end, the MGB DUmmy apologizes for his miserable rant. TiTtyboy has never apologized for anything in his life.

It cannot be him.
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