Will there be bread? Dummies are always complaining about the high price of hand-made, all-natural, artisinal, labor intensive bread in the supermarket... this is grasswire's chance to stick it to the Man and his overpriced proletariat-exploiting loaves.
Bread?! Ha! Let them eat pie.
Yes, I know it was used in the original pie shop thread, but who can resist dropping a Marie Antoinettism on a straight line like that?