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so, I'm getting Audited by the IRS, have no insurance & Failing health
« on: April 13, 2008, 02:36:23 PM »
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Ichingcarpenter (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-13-08 05:58 AM
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so, I'm getting Audited by the IRS, have no insurance & Failing health
   NO job, no income, no doctors

But they at

Attack Me?

I refuse to pay or register
for this OBSCENITY.


How can you do this?

MORALLY?


ANY MORE?

HOW CAN YOU?

Now there is a clear and concise post from one of the super-intellectuals.

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Ichingcarpenter (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-13-08 06:29 AM
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3. Pay your Taxes to promote the War and Torture
   that is what a 'real citizen does'......


don't question shit.........

and you won't get questioned on your priorities.......

Happy April 15th!!!!


No taxation, without Representation!

IF you think YOU ARE GETTING THAT?


PAY the bill at the Restaurant of your inadequate democracy.
The service sucks, and the food is not worth eating.

Well that certainly clarifies things. :mental:

Not just because it started with "So" but after this I sense a story made up to be able to plug all the talking points in.

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Ichingcarpenter (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-13-08 02:25 PM
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17.  X-Special Education Teacher for 9 years-Don't tell me about SERVICE
   To the community and this nation! Yeah, teachers are making a shit load these days.

Actually, I have talked to an expert on this and the
Government will end up owing me money.

But it is ridiculous that a political activist
has to put up with this shit.

From the way you construct your posts DUmbass I would say you are more likely a special ed student then a teacher.
Thanks for explaining what the whole story is all about though..."I`m being oppressed and persecuted..."  ::)

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Ichingcarpenter (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-13-08 02:41 PM
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20. I don't explain to people like you
   after you have insulted me.

With that he runs away. :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: so, I'm getting Audited by the IRS, have no insurance & Failing health
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2008, 02:45:48 PM »
What do you do? Get your DUmmie elected officials to support the damn Fair Tax.
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Re: so, I'm getting Audited by the IRS, have no insurance & Failing health
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2008, 02:46:17 PM »
Welcome to reality, where you have to pay taxes  :whatever:

The line I about choked on was the one where  the moonbat thinks he's somehow null and void to having to pay his taxes because he's a "political activist"  :rotf:

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Re: so, I'm getting Audited by the IRS, have no insurance & Failing health
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2008, 02:50:35 PM »
So according to this rube to keep from having to pay taxes one only need to:

1. Declare policy X as immoral and thus define yourself as an activist against it.

2. Declare that since such policy was duly legislated by duly elected reps you yourself iso facto lack representation.

3. Wrap one's self in the flag one would ordinarily be burning.

I wonder what this idiot would say if the top 1% wealth-earners (generators) declared that since they are under-represented they are being immorally and undemocratically taxed at progressive rates. I think they should not only become non-tax paying activists they should also file for victim status under hate-crime laws.
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Re: so, I'm getting Audited by the IRS, have no insurance & Failing health
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2008, 03:18:42 PM »
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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)       Sun Apr-13-08 02:10 PM
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15. It's because you are an easy target
 The IRS targets folks like you because you have no means to fight back against them and they know it.
You would think they would be going after the ones who owe millions--but the problem is, most of THOSE FOLKS can still afford to fight back.
Good luck to you.


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Re: so, I'm getting Audited by the IRS, have no insurance & Failing health
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2008, 03:25:39 PM »
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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)       Sun Apr-13-08 02:10 PM
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15. It's because you are an easy target
 The IRS targets folks like you because you have no means to fight back against them and they know it.
You would think they would be going after the ones who owe millions...
Warren Buffet?
George Soros?
Teresa Heinz?
The Clintons?
Fat Teddy?
Jay Rockafeller?
Diane Feinstein?
Michael Moore?
Hollyweird?

You mean rich assholes like those?
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Re: so, I'm getting Audited by the IRS, have no insurance & Failing health
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2008, 05:40:02 PM »
I'm 99.99% sure that the amount of taxes that I pay is equal to the total salarie............government assistance that four DUchebags live on.


Yes, it makes me a bit hot under the collar.
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Re: so, I'm getting Audited by the IRS, have no insurance & Failing health
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2008, 05:55:36 PM »
Just based upon this bonfire, and not other bonfires started by the itching carpenter primitive, any chance the itching carpenter primitive might be John C. Calhoun's sockpuppet?

The sentiments almost--almost, not quite--match that of our valued colleague, but the writing style's exactly precisely the same.
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Re: so, I'm getting Audited by the IRS, have no insurance & Failing health
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2008, 05:59:35 PM »
If you have zero income, then what would they be auditing, unless the audit is over a previous year's return. 
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Re: so, I'm getting Audited by the IRS, have no insurance & Failing health
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2008, 07:33:00 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 13, 2008, 05:55:36 PM
Just based upon this bonfire, and not other bonfires started by the itching carpenter primitive, any chance the itching carpenter primitive might be John C. Calhoun's sockpuppet?

The sentiments almost--almost, not quite--match that of our valued colleague, but the writing style's exactly precisely the same.

 :o

GOOD catch!
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Re: so, I'm getting Audited by the IRS, have no insurance & Failing health
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2008, 08:29:54 PM »
Quote from: Vonne on April 13, 2008, 07:37:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on April 13, 2008, 05:59:35 PM
If you have zero income, then what would they be auditing, unless the audit is over a previous year's return. 

That's what had me a bit perplexed...  :thatsright:

Just guessing, but I would say it probably has to do with exactly HOW he got to "Zero," and it may also have to do with someone else reporting payments made to him as expenses.

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Re: so, I'm getting Audited by the IRS, have no insurance & Failing health
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2008, 08:40:10 PM »
Quote from: Vonne on April 13, 2008, 07:37:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on April 13, 2008, 05:59:35 PM
If you have zero income, then what would they be auditing, unless the audit is over a previous year's return. 

That's what had me a bit perplexed...  :thatsright:

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Re: so, I'm getting Audited by the IRS, have no insurance & Failing health
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2008, 08:46:01 PM »
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But it is ridiculous that a political activist
has to put up with this shit.

Well, the whole point of of the IRS is so Democratics in power can go after their political enemies.  They have to get one of you guys every so often to make it look fair.
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Re: so, I'm getting Audited by the IRS, have no insurance & Failing health
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2008, 08:48:19 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on April 13, 2008, 08:46:01 PM
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But it is ridiculous that a political activist
has to put up with this shit.

Well, the whole point of of the IRS is so Democratics in power can go after their political enemies.  They have to get one of you guys every so often to make it look fair.

How could they not know about the Loser Lotto?  :)
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