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Offline Gina

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Job at the FBI
« on: March 30, 2011, 12:10:17 PM »
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews
and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
Two men and a woman.


For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
The men to a large metal door and handed
Him a gun.


'We must know that you will follow your
Instructions no matter what the circumstances.


Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair ......
Kill her!!'


The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
Never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
for this job. Take your wife and go home.'


The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about 5 minutes.


The man came out with tears in his eyes,
'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes.
Take your wife and go home.'


Finally, it was the woman's turn.
She was given the same instructions,....
....to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.


'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.
'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'






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Re: Job at the FBI
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2011, 03:54:08 PM »
 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

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Re: Job at the FBI
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2011, 05:05:43 PM »
I likey.
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

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Re: Job at the FBI
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2011, 05:21:04 PM »
I likey.

Yeh, notice no men have commented  :lmao:






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Re: Job at the FBI
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2011, 06:03:19 PM »
Yeh, notice no men have commented  :lmao:

Recently, I read a study that married men are living longer than there wives. Eventually the researchers realized that it wasn't actually the case. It just seemed like that to the men. :tongue:
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Re: Job at the FBI
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2011, 06:04:41 PM »
Recently, I read a study that married men are living longer than there wives. Eventually the researchers realized that it wasn't actually the case. It just seemed like that to the men. :tongue:

hubby made up the shortest fairytale in the world.......

Prince asked the Princess if she would marry him.  She said no and he lived happily ever after. :lmao:






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Re: Job at the FBI
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2011, 06:07:02 PM »
hubby made up the shortest fairytale in the world.......

Prince asked the Princess if she would marry him.  She said no and he lived happily ever after. :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:

And I just realized I misspelled "their." Go me... ::)
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Re: Job at the FBI
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2011, 06:07:54 PM »
:lmao: :lmao:

And I just realized I misspelled "their." Go me... ::)


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Re: Job at the FBI
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2011, 06:13:57 PM »
yay kollidj!

Eye has uh gud edjewkashun.
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Re: Job at the FBI
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2011, 07:13:57 PM »
Yeh, notice no men have commented  :lmao:
Heh. :-)
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

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