ATD... At The Doctors
BFF... Best Friend Fell
BTW... Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT... Bring Your Own Teeth.
FWIW... Forgot Where I Was.
GGPBL... Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA... Got Heartburn Again.
IMHO... Is My Hearing-Aid On.
LMDO... Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR... On My Massage Recliner
OMG... Oh My! Gas
ROFLACGU... Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up.
TTYL... Talk To You Louder