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Random thought thread
« on: March 28, 2011, 05:25:35 PM »
How about a place to just throw out random thoughts that dont really need there own thread but you want to post anyways?

I'll start...

Should I be offended that when I type my own name into my iPad, it auto corrects to "Klan?"
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2011, 05:28:20 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on March 28, 2011, 05:25:35 PM

Should I be offended that when I type my own name into my iPad, it auto corrects to "Klan?"

No, you should not be offended.  The Ipod might just know you better than yourself.

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I am 37 and have 3 kids (11yrs/2yrs/7mths).  Am I nuts to want to have more?
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2011, 05:46:44 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 28, 2011, 05:28:20 PM
No, you should not be offended.  The Ipod might just know you better than yourself.

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I am 37 and have 3 kids (11yrs/2yrs/7mths).  Am I nuts to want to have more?

Not for wanting to have more kids, but you are.  :tongue:
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2011, 05:50:45 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 28, 2011, 05:28:20 PM
No, you should not be offended.  The Ipod might just know you better than yourself.

I'm pretty sure they have some rule about Jews joining though. Unless they're branching out and this is how they're letting us know.  :-)
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2011, 04:29:23 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 28, 2011, 05:46:44 PM
Not for wanting to have more kids, but you are.  :tongue:

An H5 for that.  Gina is certifiable.  :tongue: (So am I, and I have the certificate to prove it.  :tongue: )

ETA:  No, Gina, you're not nuts for wanting more kids. 
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2011, 04:54:15 AM »
The end of a night shift is marked by a small measure of insanity. 
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2011, 06:18:17 AM »
Spring must be here, in spite of the cold and snow.  I just watched two tom turkeys fight in my backyard, showing off for a few hens.
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2011, 07:26:51 AM »
Why is it called a bra (singular) but a pair of underwear?
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2011, 08:08:07 AM »
Does a cat lick it's ass for enjoyment or hygiene?
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2011, 08:17:33 AM »
Quote from: Gina on March 29, 2011, 08:08:07 AM
Does a cat lick it's ass for enjoyment or hygiene?

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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2011, 08:22:42 AM »
Why don't stupid butt gas stations put their gas in line with the grade.  Example: Regular, Mid-Grade, Premium.

Why do they just plop em any old place?  Example: Regular, Premium, Mid-grade, or Premium, Mid-grade, Regular. 

WTF?
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2011, 08:26:48 AM »
why does someone in a car next to you think you can't see them digging for green gold in their nose? :popcorn:
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2011, 08:42:57 AM »
Quote from: Gina on March 29, 2011, 08:26:48 AM
why does someone in a car next to you think you can't see them digging for green gold in their nose? :popcorn:

How do you know that gold is green, unless you've done some digging yourself?   O-)
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2011, 08:44:55 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 29, 2011, 08:22:42 AM
Why don't stupid butt gas stations put their gas in line with the grade.  Example: Regular, Mid-Grade, Premium.

Why do they just plop em any old place?  Example: Regular, Premium, Mid-grade, or Premium, Mid-grade, Regular.  

WTF?

I usually see the most expensive gas on the left. It's on the sign that way and it's on the pump that way. Since we're programmed to read left to right, I think it's a marketing gimmick. We'll inadvertently select the most expensive gas on the left side of the pump if we're not paying close attention to what we're doing.
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2011, 08:58:08 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 29, 2011, 08:44:55 AM
I usually see the most expensive gas on the left. It's on the sign that way and it's on the pump that way. Since we're programmed to read left to right, I think it's a marketing gimmick. We'll inadvertently select the most expensive gas on the left side of the pump if we're not paying close attention to what we're doing.

Exactly my point.  And, not all of em are like that either.  I put mid-grade in this car.  Stupid butt Shell station up the street has Premium in the middle!   :argh:
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2011, 11:14:45 AM »
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2011, 04:17:18 PM »
Why do some guys sound like they are having a baby while taking a crap?
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2011, 04:26:10 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on March 29, 2011, 04:17:18 PM
Why do some guys sound like they are having a baby while taking a crap?

Cause sometimes it feels like what I expect childbirth to feel like.
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2011, 04:46:11 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on March 29, 2011, 04:26:10 PM
Cause sometimes it feels like what I expect childbirth to feel like.

Mrs E told me that the same muscles are used for both processes. So it's quite natural to grunt while dumping. I mean, many women shriek and cry out while delivering their baby, right?

Grunting is a man's shriek and outcry.

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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2011, 05:29:06 PM »
I am convinced I can do just about anything to myself (like removing moles) with a razor and some rubbing alcohol.  Eventually I am going to try it.  I should take pictures.
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2011, 05:31:26 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on March 29, 2011, 04:17:18 PM
Why do some guys sound like they are having a baby while taking a crap?
For your mother it WAS one and the same.

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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2011, 06:09:53 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on March 29, 2011, 05:31:26 PM
For your mother it WAS one and the same.


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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2011, 12:12:12 PM »
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