Thought of this thread while reading the thread about cakes in the DUmp.
Did you have any funny wedding memories? they could be your wedding or a wedding you went too.
Our wedding was hysterical! 1st of all the year we got married we had like 5 weddings to go too including ours. About 2 months before our wedding there was an article in the paper about a drug bust that involved cocaine, I read the article and thought uh oh, the DJ for our wedding was busted. We had no idea what we were going to do, it turns out a wedding we were going to that was 6 weeks before ours had the same DJ, so we went to that wedding and walked up to the DJ and asked him how everything was going, then nonchalantly asked him if he was still going to be out on bail by the time our wedding was being held LOL, he said "oh yeah".
So it's our wedding, and I mentioned in the DUmp thread that the cake looked like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, also my in-laws were paying for the bar bill, we wanted to make it as inexpensive as possible for them so we asked the caterer what would be better, a set price per person or a per drink price, he said the per drink price, so we went with that BUT the darn Bartender ended up doubling the alcohol for each mixed drink, so basically after about 2 drinks people were smashed. My co-worker at the time had to literally carry her husband to the car at the end of the night, I just remember seeing early in the night men running around with ties on their head, and 1 guy was so drunk that he took a woman friend who was in a wheelchair, he took her rolling all around the dance floor, she was hysterical laughing though so she had a good time. The DJ who was out on bail showed up and did a great job, I went over to him about halfway through the wedding and I guess he was drunk by that point, as I was talking to him he leaned over and said "you look really great" I thanked him, then he turned around and literally said to me "I really wish I would've f***ed you before you got married, OMG! I was stunned and just said "I have to go". Now we get to the videographer who is a relative, he said he'd videotape the whole wedding so we thought cool, well he comes with 2 guests, his Mom who is hubby's Aunt and he brings a friend, the friend was nice, he gave us a card and a check, we weren't expecting that at all, after we got back from the honeymoon we were shocked at the amount of the check, we thought he didn't have to do that, we deposit the check and it bounced
. OK back to the relative videographer, most of the video he shot was of his Mom and his friend, there were some other shots though, he did the video of my bridal party and kept zooming in on their cleavage
and by the time it came to videotaping people on the dance floor he was so drunk he offered commentary of people on the dance floor. 1 of my friends is gay and he was dancing with my cousin, and there were a few overweight people on the dance floor, well the videographer said this is like a Richard Simmons video and proceeded to knock the heavy people and the dance moves they were doing. Pretty much only family can see the videotape. Also 1 of the guests was telling me about everyone getting so drunk, she said for some weird reason she thought she imagined a handicapped person in a corner making out with a guest, turned out it did happen, they snuck off in a corner but were still visible to other guests while they were making out.
I still have people telling me it's 1 of the best weddings they ever went too, I think it's because everyone was so drunk LOL.
