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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=236x86600

Oh my.

Well, I'm trying my best, to bring traffic there.

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Denninmi  (696 posts)      Fri Mar-25-11 04:52 PM
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Seems kind of slow on here lately.

Has anyone been doing anything interesting in the kitchen? Is it just the winter doldrums, the generally crappy state of the world, or what? I know I haven't been too enthused myself lately.

Only the primitives have not been enthused, still looking for their free ponies and popsicles, and getting instead what comes out of a horse's rear end from their idol the Big Zero.

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Lucinda  (1000+ posts)        Fri Mar-25-11 05:14 PM
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1. I made cheesecake frozen yogurt today

A local Chinese buffet used to have a great soft serve cheesecake frozen yogurt that I loved. They went out of business and I always promised myself that I would try and figure out a good recipe. Since I am eating a lot of yogurt lately for health reasons I thought that it was time to give homemade a try.

I adapted this one:

http://www.food.com/recipe/fat-free-strawberry-cheeseca...

I used full fat cream cheese and lowfat vanilla yogurt because it's what was available.
If I had access to full fat yogurt I would have used it.
I didn't include the fruit this time.
I used regular sugar instead of the stevia and splenda.
It's delicious and was dead easy to make.
I use my food processor to whip it up and chucked it into my mixer's ice cream maker attachment to chill.

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beac  (1000+ posts)      Fri Mar-25-11 06:14 PM
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2. That sounds delicious!

I've resisted the temptation to buy an ice cream maker b/c a) I don't have space to store one and b) the temptation to make and eat ice cream every day would be TREMENDOUS, but that recipe weakens my resolve just a little bit more.

Buying ice cream at the grocery store is cheaper, easier, and cleaner.

And leaves the countertop and cupboard spaces free.

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Lucinda  (1000+ posts)        Fri Mar-25-11 06:43 PM
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4. The tub and paddle for the attachment for my mixer just store in the freezer so it doesn't take up much space. I usually make sorbet's in the summer and don't make ice cream much. This was really yummy. It's been in the freezer a few hours and I just had a scoop. Great texture.

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Blues Heron  (345 posts)      Fri Mar-25-11 06:40 PM
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3. Made 5 grain bread

I used 1/2 cup of bob's red mill 5 grain hot and a Tbsp of flax seeds, soaked in a cup of water and then added to my basic whole wheat recipe. Had to adjust the water a bit to account for the water in the soak. Kneaded it a bit more than usual and used a touch more yeast. Very happy with the results.

The primitive would probably have more free time, less of a mess to clean up, and a fatter wallet, if the primitive just bought five-grain bread at the grocery store.

franksolich does that all the time; cheaper, easier, and no mess.

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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Sat Mar-26-11 12:21 PM
THE PIE-AND-JAM FARMERETTE PRIMITIVE
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5. yay for bob's red mill

Bob and his wife (he's now 81 years old) GAVE the company to the employees last year. An amazing, amazing act of generosity. He built that extremely successful company from scratch. And he gave it to the workers.

Quality products.

The pie-and-jam farmerette primitive's always looking for people to give her things; like all the other primitives, she never looks for people to give things to.

One wonders how that's going to work out for her new pie-and-jam business.

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Callalily  (1000+ posts)      Sat Mar-26-11 12:41 PM
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6. Been baking bread every weekend.

Last weekend, (and will repeat this weekend), I made honey, mustard oatmeal bread. Didn't rise as much as I would have liked, but I keep the temps in my home at an arctic setting. Very tasty all the same.

after which a photograph of a loaf of bread similar to that for which franksolich paid $2.59 at the grocery store; something that took less than a minute to buy, didn't use finite resources such as electricity or natural gas to make, and didn't make a mess in the kitchen

Made the Cooks Illustrated test recipe; best scrambled eggs, and yes there are. But truly, they'd have to be good. Recipe calls for 1/2 and 1/2 and an added yoke to the eggs, and they are sauteed in butter. How CAN this recipe go wrong?  Very good, but I'll stick to making my scrambled eggs with egg white only, and spray my pan with cooking spray. They are good too.

after which a photograph of bread-and-eggs

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Arkansas Granny  (1000+ posts)      Sat Mar-26-11 01:32 PM
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8. I've been doing most of my cooking at work for the last few weeks.

We have a full kitchen in our break area and I've been fixing lunch for whoever happens to be at the shop about once a week. Some of the guys hunt, so I've had venison to use in dishes calling for beef. Sometimes, one of the guys will have a specific request and will get the ingredients I need to make the recipe. It has been a lot of fun and the boss has OK'd it, so it will probably be a regular thing.

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Denninmi  (696 posts)      Sat Mar-26-11 02:21 PM
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9. Wow, I wished I worked somewhere I could do that.

I used to sometimes brind a lunch or treats where I used to work. Now, it's just three people in the office, and the boss is on a perpetual diet, so we don't ever have so much as a cup of coffee or tea together.

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The empressof all   (1000+ posts)        Sat Mar-26-11 03:25 PM
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10. I haven't been on line much and not cooking at all

My recovery from the hip surgery is going well but I've subsequently had a flare up of the ongoing back issues. I'm not able to stay in one position for more than 10 minutes. It's a great relief though to be able to get up and even go for short car rides now without the hip pain. Even with the back issues I'm getting around much better. I'm doing well with weaning myself off the pain meds and have finally discontinued the coumidin so I can eat my spinach smoothies and drink my green tea.

Rich is getting to be a pretty good cook. He's learned to make a terrific hummus, a more than adequate walnut vinaigrette and now he's in the kitchen making an apple crisp. The kid is going to be home tonight and I get to meet the F-BO (Face book official)---IE: New Boyfriend.

Isn't "hummus" some sort of garden fertilizer?

When in the big city last week, walking by the outdoor "garden department" of Hy-Vee, I thought I saw bags of some sort of brown spongy stuff on a pallet with other bagged fertilizers, labeled "hummus."

Or maybe it was something else; I wasn't paying close attention.

Does one suppose the imperious primitive's son is, uh, gay, by the way, what with this "new boyfriend" stuff?

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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Sat Mar-26-11 04:34 PM
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13. We've been in emergency mode here plus the weather has been miserable.

Today I'm trying to figure out what kind of can to buy to stick a cornish game hen on.

Just watched a cooking show about getting a more crispy chicken skin by making air pockets between the skin and meat and poking holes in the fat deposits on the breast. A normal sized chicken can be stuck on a beer can then, to cook upright so the heat gets around the whole bird more evenly (no soggy bottom).

What the heck can I use for a cornish game hen?

Maybe one of those skinny energy drink cans? Has to be tall enough.

Last night I made Mexican Street Corn for my mom, and it was great.

It's corn on the cob, rolled in veg oil w/ 1/2t of chile powder. Then you grill it or broil it until done. I put mine on the griddle after about 6 minutes in a hot oven to get some nice burn marks.

Then you smear it with this dressing:

1/4c mayo, 3T sour cream, 3T chopped cilantro, juice from one lime, 1/4t cayenne, 1/2t chile powder, 1 minced garlic clove, 1oz of queso fresco, a bit of salt and pepper.

It's the messiest, best, exploding flavor corn on the cob ever.

Hmmmm.  Exploding corn-on-the cob.

franksolich is much more creative with corn-on-the-cob; instead of using butter (unless butter's the only thing handy at the moment) and coating with salt-and-pepper, franksolich dips the cob into sour cream or cream cheese or blue cheese dressing or real mayonnaise (and then puts on a thick veneer of salt-and-pepper).

well, I surely hope this brings more traffic to the cooking and baking forum on Skins's island.....
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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Sat Mar-26-11 04:34 PM
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.... 1/2t of chile powder.

.....
It's the messiest, best, exploding flavor corn on the cob ever.

Chile is a country.

Chili powder is a spice.  :loser:

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Chile is a country.

Chili powder is a spice.  :loser:

That's been pointed out many times to the primitives, but the primitives, being underliterate, haven't gotten it.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Hmmmmmmmmm, is it because they are obsessed with politics.  :mental:
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I love sweet corn, just add some butter and salt, yum!
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I love sweet corn, just add some butter and salt, yum!

No, no, no, Ballygrl, you also have to add the baked beans (not the store bought crap either) AND most especially fried chicken.  Then you are good to go. :drool:
If anyone's cooking that soon, let me know.  I'll be there, in spirit anyway.

 :jacked2: Got the grandson for the week so no time for cooking beyond the bare minimum until the weekend when hubby and son are around to ride herd on a toddler at dinner prep time.

It's been 3 weeks since I saw him and he's now stringing more than two words together.  The first word is usually , often followed by want.  He's expressing his inner DUmmie, no wait, it's the DUmmies constantly expressing their inner toddlers.

And now, back to your regular cooking and baking forum thread.
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No, no, no, Ballygrl, you also have to add the baked beans (not the store bought crap either) AND most especially fried chicken.  Then you are good to go. :drool:
If anyone's cooking that soon, let me know.  I'll be there, in spirit anyway.

 :jacked2: Got the grandson for the week so no time for cooking beyond the bare minimum until the weekend when hubby and son are around to ride herd on a toddler at dinner prep time.

It's been 3 weeks since I saw him and he's now stringing more than two words together.  The first word is usually , often followed by want.  He's expressing his inner DUmmie, no wait, it's the DUmmies constantly expressing their inner toddlers.

And now, back to your regular cooking and baking forum thread.

I have to go through my recipe box and post the recipe a client gave me for homemade baked beans, I've only made it a few times (easier to open up a can of B&M) and it's so good.
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I have to go through my recipe box and post the recipe a client gave me for homemade baked beans, I've only made it a few times (easier to open up a can of B&M) and it's so good.

I would really like for you to post it when you find it!  I'm curious as to how it compares with what I do, which is basically to doctor the heck out of canned pork and beans with molasses, mustard, bbq sauce, garlic, soy sauce and a little catsup and bake it until warm and bubbly.
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I would really like for you to post it when you find it!  I'm curious as to how it compares with what I do, which is basically to doctor the heck out of canned pork and beans with molasses, mustard, bbq sauce, garlic, soy sauce and a little catsup and bake it until warm and bubbly.

From what I can remember off-hand the woman would use a large can of cheap store-brand beans in like a red sauce? it was really really cheap beans, then she would add molasses, brown sugar and mix it up, and then she'd layer the top with bacon and let it bake in the oven for a couple of hours. I have to run out for a bit but I'll look for the exact recipe when I get home and post it.
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I would really like for you to post it when you find it!  I'm curious as to how it compares with what I do, which is basically to doctor the heck out of canned pork and beans with molasses, mustard, bbq sauce, garlic, soy sauce and a little catsup and bake it until warm and bubbly.

I make mine the way my mother did. I only use VanCamp's pork and beans. Drain the beans as much as possible. Gently saute diced bacon(cooked, not crispy) and diced onion then drain off the grease, add beans, brown sugar, worchestershire, mustard, and catsup and cook in pan on stove until I like the taste. Then dump in a casserole dish and bake for about a half hour or so. By draining them, they aren't so soupy. I'm not a fan of baked beans, but will eat mine, and either other people like them, or they are reallllllly polite.  :-)
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