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Offline ScubaGuy

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Twix has a new job.
« on: March 18, 2011, 07:50:53 AM »
I'm going to guess his leaving the IS for Portugal didn't work out.

Twix the Twit has a new job

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Well I have a new job
   
Edited on Fri Mar-18-11 07:51 AM by TwixVoy
I have a new job finally. Certainly not my finest moment..... $7.25 an hour but it's something.

I'm not at all impressed with my coworkers, but I'll keep my mouth shut. Already I've been able to collect quite a few mental gems. For example, I've already had to work along a white republican who informed me that it's all the fault of the "illegal Mexicans" that he isn't a rich man, and that he's so upset that if it wasn't for "the Mexicans" he'd be making big money thanks to "a few bible college classes" he's taken.

It must be positively blissful to have such a simple mind in such a simple world.

From VP of Target (or manager, or toilet cleaner, whatever) to $7.25.  Damn that Bush economy.

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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2011, 07:55:52 AM »
And the over/under on how long he lasts is . . . three weeks.  I'll take the over--but just barely.
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2011, 08:07:39 AM »
How'd he pass the pee test??
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2011, 08:10:00 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 18, 2011, 07:55:52 AM
And the over/under on how long he lasts is . . . three weeks.  I'll take the over--but just barely.

He's already setting the stage for being terminated.  Surrounded by right-wingers, trying to keep his mouth shut.

He'll probably be there until the end of next week. :loser:
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2011, 08:12:04 AM »
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I'm not at all impressed with my coworkers, but I'll keep my mouth shut.

Twix, the feeling is mutual, and no, you won't.  You can't.  It's not in your nature.
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2011, 08:14:54 AM »
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11. We're all sure you're VP material
 but perhaps a little less smartass attitude would be a good idea.
:lmao:

Has Twix ever posted the results of the Portugal adventure? 
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2011, 08:47:51 AM »
Quote from: Karin on March 18, 2011, 08:14:54 AM
Last post before Adbot:
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Has Twix ever posted the results of the Portugal adventure? 

He's been strangely silent about that for... some reason.   :rotf:
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2011, 08:50:35 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on March 18, 2011, 08:47:51 AM
He's been strangely silent about that for... some reason.   :rotf:

Yeah.

He never made it.
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2011, 09:42:01 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 18, 2011, 08:50:35 AM
Yeah.

He never made it.

Amazing how countries who are in dire financial straits aren't exactly welcoming more welfare leeches with open arms.
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2011, 10:20:20 AM »
Quote from: njpines on March 18, 2011, 08:07:39 AM
How'd he pass the pee test??

I'd hazard a guess that the reason he has a job paying so little, is that he had to find one that didn't require a drug test.
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2011, 10:55:29 AM »
What a coincidence for Twix.  He gets a new job and he quickly realizes he is the smartest one there.  With all of the intelligence he thinks he possesses, he should be paid more than $7.25 per hour, no? 

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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2011, 11:19:04 AM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on March 18, 2011, 08:10:00 AM
He's already setting the stage for being terminated.  Surrounded by right-wingers, trying to keep his mouth shut.

He'll probably be there until the end of next week. :loser:


Agreed. He's probably working some scam where he can claim prejudice or bad treatment.
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2011, 01:06:02 PM »
Wonder if the Twit will get a second job in order to improve her situation and quit bein' a victim?

I know, stoooopid question.
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2011, 01:46:28 PM »
Quote from: njpines on March 18, 2011, 08:07:39 AM
How'd he pass the pee test??

Outsourced it to an illegal alien.  No wonder he supports border trespassers. :-)
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2011, 02:07:58 PM »
Inquiring minds want to know.


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13. Is this in your new home in Portugal, or did you return?
   
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2011, 03:29:19 PM »
Quote from: beefeater on March 18, 2011, 02:07:58 PM
Inquiring minds want to know.

Awwwww, my mole posted in that thread:

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27. Are you going to be able to get a job there though? the economy is bad in Europe and there's
   
high unemployment, is there a good chance they would pass over a Portuguese person to give you a job? or do you have experience in a field where they need that type of expertise?

Good Luck to you.
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2011, 03:53:14 PM »
Quote from: njpines on March 18, 2011, 08:07:39 AM
How'd he pass the pee test??

The results probably aren't back from the lab yet. If he gets fired next week we'll know why.  :-)
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2011, 05:57:24 PM »
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13. Is this in your new home in Portugal, or did you return?
   
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...


snicker....
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2011, 06:07:11 PM »
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http://www.democraticunde...nd.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2011, 06:12:34 PM »
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2011, 06:29:56 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on March 18, 2011, 06:12:34 PM


Who was comment #11, though?

And I could find no comment #27.

It might just be me, though.
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2011, 07:58:34 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 19, 2011, 06:29:56 AM
Who was comment #11, though?

And I could find no comment #27.

It might just be me, though.

frank, comment 27 was from a separate link that beefeater posted, it was when Twix announced he got his Visa, that was my mole.
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« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2011, 07:45:08 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 18, 2011, 07:55:52 AM
And the over/under on how long he lasts is . . . three weeks.  I'll take the over--but just barely.

Does BSS win the pool?

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,58147.0.html
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2011, 07:57:38 PM »
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TwixVoy (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Mar-18-11 07:51 AM
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Well I have a new job
   
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I have a new job finally. Certainly not my finest moment..... $7.25 an hour but it's something.

I'm not at all impressed with my coworkers, but I'll keep my mouth shut. Already I've been able to collect quite a few mental gems. For example, I've already had to work along a white republican who informed me that it's all the fault of the "illegal Mexicans" that he isn't a rich man, and that he's so upset that if it wasn't for "the Mexicans" he'd be making big money thanks to "a few bible college classes" he's taken.

It must be positively blissful to have such a simple mind in such a simple world.
Welcome to the new world of your imposter. This is what he wanted/dreamed from the get go.
This Country suffers while we're building other countries. Now I know why the imposter did a "world tour" while campaigning before the presidency election.
Speaking of simple minds,.......the DUmpland is FULL of them, ya know. :wink:
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Re: Twix has a new job.
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2011, 01:11:38 AM »
Yeah, I'm sure some white republican would just open right up to some young POS who starts a new job with a chip on his shoulder. Or maybe, the "white republican" was just a fellow DUmmie trying to see if the new guy would be good to make up a few bouncies about.

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