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Offline Splashdown

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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2011, 09:48:34 AM »
Forty-by-God-Two years old.

I'll be 43 in May.  :bawl:
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2011, 09:50:55 AM »
Between 68 and 70.  :argh:
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2011, 10:50:40 AM »
Forty-something.  I liked the 30's best. 
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2011, 10:52:18 AM »
I'm 19.  :-)
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2011, 10:52:54 AM »
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2011, 11:05:52 AM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 18, 2011, 10:52:18 AM
I'm 19.  :-)

in dog years, right?  :-)

welcome back Hollywood, btw . . . damn glad to see ya!
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2011, 11:08:25 AM »
Quote from: njpines on March 18, 2011, 11:05:52 AM
in dog years, right?  :-)

welcome back Hollywood, btw . . . damn glad to see ya!

Mentally, I"m a 19 year-old pervert.

Biologically, I'm a 62 year-old Jewish man with a high-speed internet connection and a love of women (and anything else that can kill me). LOL
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2011, 01:26:14 PM »
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2011, 06:55:29 PM »
I am 29, I have been donating birthdays to needed children for the last 30 years.
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2011, 09:06:48 PM »
Ok I'm 52.
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2011, 09:08:09 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 18, 2011, 09:06:48 PM
Ok I'm 52.

Ok.  My Name is IassaFTots and I am 43.
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2011, 09:10:30 PM »
I am 6 times 24 divided by 5 minus 1.
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2011, 09:14:09 PM »
I am the cube root of 343, squared. 
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2011, 09:38:14 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 18, 2011, 09:08:09 PM
Ok.  My Name is IassaFTots and I am 43.

she hassa farts :lmao:
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #39 on: March 18, 2011, 09:42:20 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 18, 2011, 09:38:14 PM
she hassa farts :lmao:

Oh stop Gena.   :whatever:





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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #40 on: March 18, 2011, 09:47:06 PM »
Quote from: Karin on March 18, 2011, 10:50:40 AM
Forty-something.  I liked the 30's best.

40's here too and I loved turning 30, I felt sexier in my 30's then I did when I was a teen and in my 20's.
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #41 on: March 18, 2011, 11:44:22 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 18, 2011, 09:08:09 PM
Ok.  My Name is IassaFTots and I am 43.
43 is a nice place to be, me too!
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #42 on: March 19, 2011, 12:35:28 AM »
WHO LIKES CHOCOLATE ?

Your age by Hershey math. This is cute, you will like it.

NO PEEKIN' Do Not Cheat By Scrolling Down First! (slow click to reveal just one line at a time).

Pencil & paper ready? O.K. let's go...

1.) First of all pick the number of times per week that you would like to have chocolate (must be more than once but less than ten).




2.) Multiply this number by two (just to be bold).




3.) Add 5.




4.) Multiply this figure by 50 ( go ahead, get the calculator, I'll wait).




5.) If you have already had your Birthday this year, add 1761. If you have not, add 1760.




6.) Now subtract the four digit year of your birth.




You should now have a three digit number.




The first digit of this was your original number, the number of times per week that you would like to have chocolate.




The next two digits are your age (Oh yes, it is !!!)  :tongue:









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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #43 on: March 19, 2011, 09:48:42 AM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on March 19, 2011, 12:35:28 AM
WHO LIKES CHOCOLATE ?

Your age by Hershey math. This is cute, you will like it.

NO PEEKIN' Do Not Cheat By Scrolling Down First! (slow click to reveal just one line at a time).

Pencil & paper ready? O.K. let's go...

1.) First of all pick the number of times per week that you would like to have chocolate (must be more than once but less than ten).




2.) Multiply this number by two (just to be bold).




3.) Add 5.




4.) Multiply this figure by 50 ( go ahead, get the calculator, I'll wait).




5.) If you have already had your Birthday this year, add 1761. If you have not, add 1760.




6.) Now subtract the four digit year of your birth.




You should now have a three digit number.




The first digit of this was your original number, the number of times per week that you would like to have chocolate.




The next two digits are your age (Oh yes, it is !!!)  :tongue:


I have done this before and it does turn out correctly.

Spooooooky!! :o :o :o
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #44 on: March 19, 2011, 10:28:17 AM »
I was born 5 am Greenwich time and midnight Eastern standard time. Either way I am 45.......till May anyway............... :-)
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #45 on: March 19, 2011, 11:04:51 AM »
26, at least for 3 more weeks.

Mentally, I'm also 26. Physically, I feel about 60 some days and 18 others. My brain is fine, my body is schizo.
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #46 on: March 19, 2011, 06:31:17 PM »
43 but feel younger....
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #47 on: March 19, 2011, 07:16:45 PM »
Alas, eleventyone years is far to short a time to live among such admirable hobbits.
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #48 on: March 19, 2011, 08:32:32 PM »
I asked my grandson and he said, "Um... 200 and a lot."
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Re: Soooooooo?
« Reply #49 on: March 19, 2011, 08:36:12 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on March 18, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
I am 6 times 24 divided by 5 minus 1.
Quote from: thundley4 on March 18, 2011, 09:14:09 PM
I am the cube root of 343, squared. 

Math is hard. :(
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