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Congrats compaqxp !!!
« on: March 14, 2011, 07:43:38 PM »
MILESTONE, 900 bitch slaps, that has got to be a record!

woot, woot, Congratulations!

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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2011, 07:45:18 PM »
Not a record

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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2011, 07:48:22 PM »
I knew you all loved me after all :blowkiss:

Now I'm on my way to 1000! How long until I get there? Who knows? I'm going to have to post some more...
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2011, 07:50:52 PM »
Quote from: Jason on March 14, 2011, 07:45:18 PM
Not a record


If my math is right I have one BS for every 0.46 posts I've made while true_blood has one BS for every 4.82 posts made.

I will surpass 1115, first I need 1000.
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2011, 07:51:49 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on March 14, 2011, 07:48:22 PM
I knew you all loved me after all :blowkiss:

Now I'm on my way to 1000! How long until I get there? Who knows? I'm going to have to post some more...
All you have to do is to keep being you without going off the liberal deep end.
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2011, 07:53:23 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on March 14, 2011, 07:51:49 PM
All you have to do is to keep being you without going off the liberal deep end.

Thats my plan  :wink:
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2011, 08:37:35 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on March 14, 2011, 07:53:23 PM
Thats my plan  :wink:

Without blowing too much sunshine up your butt, can I have it?  Please?

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I will use it wisely and credit you.  And give ya a BS when I ain't BS'ing Eupher.   :-)
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2011, 08:53:23 PM »
Quote from: Jason on March 14, 2011, 07:45:18 PM
Not a record

Most likely a record. Not the record, as in all time greatest number but likely a record for amassing so many in a short period of time.

true_blood has been around longer and has more chalked up but compaqxp got there quicker and so deserves some lurid laurels for the, ahem, accomplishment.


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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2011, 09:07:23 PM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on March 14, 2011, 08:53:23 PM
Most likely a record. Not the record, as in all time greatest number but likely a record for amassing so many in a short period of time.

true_blood has been around longer and has more chalked up but compaqxp got there quicker and so deserves some lurid laurels for the, ahem, accomplishment.


Well, I never got a final figure, but I was gettin' in close to 1000 bitchslaps when some unknown admin decided to stomp all over my junk and starting taking the bitchslaps away.

I'm on a quest, dammit. Gimme my freakin' bitchslaps back!!!!!!eleventy!!!!!
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2011, 09:40:32 PM »
You keep posting about liking gun control and you'll break the record LOL.
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2011, 09:42:30 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 14, 2011, 09:07:23 PM
Well, I never got a final figure, but I was gettin' in close to 1000 bitchslaps when some unknown admin decided to stomp all over my junk and starting taking the bitchslaps away.

I'm on a quest, dammit. Gimme my freakin' bitchslaps back!!!!!!eleventy!!!!!
Many times, quests involve back tracking and losing the magic items one quested for.
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2011, 09:42:55 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 14, 2011, 09:07:23 PM
Well, I never got a final figure, but I was gettin' in close to 1000 bitchslaps when some unknown admin decided to stomp all over my junk and starting taking the bitchslaps away.

I'm on a quest, dammit. Gimme my freakin' bitchslaps back!!!!!!eleventy!!!!!

I've been keeping track. That unknown admin only took away 100.....

Then there's another asshole that has overcompensated you with bitchslaps........

In reality, you should have about 659 righteous BSes
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2011, 09:50:01 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on March 14, 2011, 09:40:32 PM
You keep posting about liking gun control and you'll break the record LOL.

I was thinking the same thing.
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2011, 09:54:20 PM »
Wow! Ive given H5's to folks but Ive never given anybody BS's.

But Ballygrl may be on to somethin.

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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2011, 10:05:59 PM »
Quote from: Janice on March 14, 2011, 09:54:20 PM
Ive never given anybody BS's.


You can't have read many of my posts...Either that or you ignored them. A lot were worth a BS.
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2011, 10:54:18 PM »
I have helped both you, and Eupher in your quests.
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2011, 11:00:17 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on March 14, 2011, 10:05:59 PM
You can't have read many of my posts...Either that or you ignored them. A lot were worth a BS.

I refuse to bitchslap Bugs Bunny!  Lose him and I'll BS you myself to 1115.
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2011, 10:04:47 AM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on March 14, 2011, 09:42:30 PM
Many times, quests involve back tracking and losing the magic items one quested for.

Well, if that happens, the only thing I will have lost that has some value is time. But a whole lotta fun is being had in the process.

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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2011, 10:05:42 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 10:04:47 AM
Well, if that happens, the only thing I will have lost that has some value is time. But a whole lotta fun is being had in the process.



It's not the destination, but the journey. 
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2011, 10:06:17 AM »
Quote from: Thor on March 14, 2011, 09:42:55 PM
I've been keeping track. That unknown admin only took away 100.....

Then there's another asshole that has overcompensated you with bitchslaps........

In reality, you should have about 659 righteous BSes

Of course you've been keeping track. That's your job!

Where do you fit in this scheme, besides keeping track? Are you one of those overcompensating assholes?   :rotf: :lmao:
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2011, 10:06:34 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 15, 2011, 10:05:42 AM
It's not the destination, but the journey.  

bingo.

h5 (but I gotta wait a little while.)
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2011, 10:07:36 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 10:06:34 AM
bingo.

h5 (but I gotta wait a little while.)


I had a BS handy, so there ya go. 
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2011, 10:26:05 AM »
Why in the world would an admin take away Eupher's hard-fought BS's?  I don't understand that at all.  Isn't it his business?  Is the admin afraid Eupher will wander off and quietly sob into his pillow?  Or is there an automatic banning function that results from too many BS's? 

I've only given 2 BS's.  I don't believe in them.  If I have something to say to someone, I'll say it.  Congrats on your collection, though, Compaq. 
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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2011, 11:11:22 AM »
Quote from: Karin on March 15, 2011, 10:26:05 AM
Why in the world would an admin take away Eupher's hard-fought BS's?  I don't understand that at all.  Isn't it his business?  Is the admin afraid Eupher will wander off and quietly sob into his pillow?  Or is there an automatic banning function that results from too many BS's? 

I've only given 2 BS's.  I don't believe in them.  If I have something to say to someone, I'll say it.  Congrats on your collection, though, Compaq. 

To be fair, Karin, the Admin can (and has) added bitchslaps and, most notably, h5's to my overall count. It's gone back and forth adding here, subtracting there, so many times that the only person who can keep track is Thor. (I kinda wonder why...... :rotf: )

Matters not in the end. I certainly ain't gonna quietly sob into my pillow. I'll make those sobs loud and very wet.  :lmao:

And no, there's no automatic ban with too many bitchslaps.

One can NEVER have too many bitchslaps.

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Re: Congrats compaqxp !!!
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2011, 05:13:05 PM »
Fine! I couldn't argue with that. I BS'd you for it.  :-)
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