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Hold me tight and rub my tummy to make the bad go away!!!!!!
« on: March 12, 2011, 06:16:25 PM »
I just found out that there are people with Smurf fetishes.  They are called Smurfies and they are like furries but with Smurf outfits.  KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!! :bawl:
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2011, 06:34:09 PM »
I just found out that there are people with Smurf fetishes.  They are called Smurfies and they are like furries but with Smurf outfits.  KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!! :bawl:

First the Furries and NOW the Smurfies......... what the hell can be next ??  :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2011, 06:47:38 PM »
I just found out that there are people with Smurf fetishes.  They are called Smurfies and they are like furries but with Smurf outfits.  KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!! :bawl:

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BTW--I always had a crush on Smurfette. :tongue: :fuelfire:
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2011, 07:56:03 PM »

BTW--I always had a crush on Smurfette. :tongue: :fuelfire:

Oh good God..........  ::) :mental:
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2011, 08:18:21 PM »
Your post better not bring the Smurfies over. 

Isn't here a 3D Smurf movie coming out?  Or at least a "remake" of the Smurfs?
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2011, 09:47:12 PM »
It could be worse.


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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2011, 09:51:55 PM »
Why do you know this?

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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2011, 09:52:50 PM »
I accidentally looked at Regretsy earlier today. :(
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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2011, 10:16:15 PM »
I accidentally looked at Regretsy earlier today. :(

Uh huh.......  ::) SUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure ya did....
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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2011, 11:08:50 PM »
Mama, it's all your fault if we get overrun with Smurfies.

You put the word "smurfies" in the forum. Now the search engines will home in on that word like there's no tomorrow and you watch -- we'll be overrun.

Just remember -- it started with you.
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2011, 11:40:44 PM »
Your post better not bring the Smurfies over. 

Isn't here a 3D Smurf movie coming out?  Or at least a "remake" of the Smurfs?

It's on the front page of imdb.com... it looks like a live-action movie (I didn't look that closely).
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« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2011, 05:23:27 AM »
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2011, 06:59:33 AM »
Ohhhhhhhh Yehhhhhhhhhhhhh







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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2011, 10:38:48 AM »
There was only Smurfette and all those guys.......................no wonder they were blue.
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« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2011, 11:03:14 AM »
I just found out that there are people with Smurf fetishes.  They are called Smurfies and they are like furries but with Smurf outfits.  KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!! :bawl:

If you ever so much as pee within 20 miles of me, or I smell you within 50 miles of me, I'm going to do things so primitive and nasty to you that even Jean Auel won't be able to write about it.  :-)

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« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2011, 11:34:01 AM »
If you ever so much as pee within 20 miles of me, or I smell you within 50 miles of me, I'm going to do things so primitive and nasty to you that even Jean Auel won't be able to write about it.  :-)

You forgot to mention she'd have to sleep with Julia Stiles.
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« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2011, 11:36:48 AM »
You forgot to mention she'd have to sleep with Julia Stiles.

Like hell I did...

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« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2011, 01:59:32 PM »
I am literally drooling.  I am just sad I wasn't born a sociopath. :bawl:  After 20 or 30 years I might feel a slight twinge of regret if I killed even the most evil person on Earth.  OK well I wouldn't really but I would pretend like I felt it because I think the doctor already suspects something after the way he looked at me the other day and all I told him was about the rabid wild dogs that live by the mailbox and will eat me if I get the mail.  Like that doesn't happen to a lot of people!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2011, 02:41:49 PM »
I am literally drooling.  I am just sad I wasn't born a sociopath. :bawl: 

"Sociopath" is a relative word, mama.....

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« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2011, 02:52:52 PM »
There was only Smurfette and all those guys.......................no wonder they were blue.

It's a wonder she could walk.
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« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2011, 03:23:50 PM »
So what color DOES a Smurf turn when you choke it?
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« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2011, 03:54:52 PM »
So what color DOES a Smurf turn when you choke it?

Purple






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« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2011, 04:11:35 PM »
Purple

Dang it, I was going to say that but my stupid phone won't let me log in here.  It says my account doesn't exist or something equally ghey.
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« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2011, 06:22:22 PM »
Dang it, I was going to say that but my stupid phone won't let me log in here.  It says my account doesn't exist or something equally ghey.

Maybe it's trying to tell you something.....

Either that or Gina is running amok again.
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