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Offline Tess Anderson

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"Somedays, chewing through the restraints isn't even an option" (Horse)
« on: March 12, 2011, 02:41:59 PM »
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She needs to learn to stay of of "Sleezy Marts" and to buy her "drink"  :whatever: elsewhere:

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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)        Sat Mar-12-11 02:37 PM
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Somedays, chewing through the restraints isn't even an option
 I honestly was speechless today when this happened. I can't even correctly process this. It hit me wrong on so many levels that I never could even figure out exactly why it was so wrong or why I was so bothered by it.

Was in a Sleazy Mart convenience store to start with. First mistake.

Lady behind the register was in her 50's or so. Nice enough lady.
Guy walks in--appears to be in 30's, maybe 40's.

They are having a (loud) conversation. I couldn't help but overhear.

They are apparently talking about an employee who wasn't there, but who apparently had a crush on the guy.

Lady: Well, she does like you.

Guy: Yeah, she is a nice lady. I like her too.

Lady: But she does have four kids....sighs, shaking head.

Guy: Yeah, that is the reason I won't date her. I like her and everything but four kids? Shakes head.

Lady: Yeah, I know. BUT you have EIGHT kids!

Guy: That's different.




I paid for my drink and left.
 
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Offline Chris_

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Re: "Somedays, chewing through the restraints isn't even an option" (Horse)
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2011, 02:45:10 PM »
Liberal family planning.  Who needs marriage when you have WIC?
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Re: "Somedays, chewing through the restraints isn't even an option" (Horse)
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2011, 02:57:24 PM »
LOL.

Actual conversation I overheard:

Girl 1 to girl 2:  How close can you date and it still be okay?

Girl 2 to Girl 1:  Second cousin, I think.

Girl 1 to Girl 2:  Oh, good, cause I met somebody and he looks just like me.

Girl 2 to Girl 1:  Really, so who is he?

Girl 1 to Girl 2:  One of my second cousins, I met him at my uncle's house.

Me: mutters under breath about stupid SMIBs.  (Southern Maryland InBreds) 

Wish I could tell you that I made this up, but I didn't.
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Re: "Somedays, chewing through the restraints isn't even an option" (Horse)
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2011, 03:04:59 PM »
It's axiomatic that you get more or whatever you pay for.  That include the government subsidizing single parent families.
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