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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2011, 01:09:39 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on March 12, 2011, 01:05:36 PM

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You betcha!   :wink:

Easy to do when you hang out everywhere, instead of just the DUmp.   :hyper:
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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2011, 01:21:24 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 12, 2011, 01:09:39 PM
You betcha!   :wink:

Easy to do when you hang out everywhere, instead of just the DUmp.   :hyper:

Define DUmp. Our own DUmpster or the Der Skimmers DUmp.

If here, I'm trying to broaden my social habits. If you mean the real DU, then  :hammer:
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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2011, 05:12:41 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 12, 2011, 05:26:30 AM
Gang, you're slacking, so I'll say it . . .  :tongue:

:picsneeded:

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that's the bottom line right there. No tickee, no shirtee.

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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2011, 05:16:04 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 12, 2011, 07:12:19 AM
Here ya go, big boy!   :drool:




This sounds gross and crude, but the thing I can't quite figure out with these über-porkers is.....

How the hell do they wipe their asses after they take a dump? Their butts are so big they can't wrap their arms around it, and their legs are so big they can't spread 'em wide enough.

This really has me perplexed.  :clueless:
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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2011, 05:26:13 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 12, 2011, 05:16:04 PM
This sounds gross and crude, but the thing I can't quite figure out with these über-porkers is.....

How the hell do they wipe their asses after they take a dump? Their butts are so big they can't wrap their arms around it, and their legs are so big they can't spread 'em wide enough.

This really has me perplexed.  :clueless:

Maybe they use a toilet brush to wipe their ass ::)
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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2011, 05:48:04 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 12, 2011, 05:16:04 PM
This sounds gross and crude, but the thing I can't quite figure out with these über-porkers is.....

How the hell do they wipe their asses after they take a dump? Their butts are so big they can't wrap their arms around it, and their legs are so big they can't spread 'em wide enough.

This really has me perplexed.  :clueless:


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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2011, 06:36:16 PM »
They probably reach down and wipe forward, resulting in that "blue waffle" effect.......
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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #32 on: March 12, 2011, 07:46:01 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 12, 2011, 06:36:16 PM
They probably reach down and wipe forward, resulting in that "blue waffle" effect.......

should I bring out a pic?  :naughty:
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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2011, 09:05:56 PM »
The mother. I want her charged with something.

Not blaming the son because she turned him into a psycho.....

Billy Robbins. I want to know how he's doing.


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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #34 on: March 12, 2011, 09:14:46 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 12, 2011, 07:13:02 AM
:lol: I like how the white girl is lifting her leg up like 3 inches like it is going to make her sexier  :lmao:

Nah, I think she's just having a hard time unlodging the Turkey Leg she must have stuck in one of those fat rolls for her midafternoon snack.  Gah.
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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #35 on: March 12, 2011, 09:20:54 PM »
Quote from: Scoobie on March 12, 2011, 09:14:46 PM
Nah, I think she's just having a hard time unlodging the Turkey Leg she must have stuck in one of those fat rolls for her midafternoon snack.  Gah.

oh so it's a Scoobie Snack? :lmao:
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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #36 on: March 12, 2011, 09:32:55 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 12, 2011, 09:20:54 PM
oh so it's a Scoobie Snack? :lmao:

Girl, if I ever look like that you have my permission to take that Turkey Leg and beat me senseless with it.
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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #37 on: March 13, 2011, 05:46:06 AM »
Quote from: Habsfan on March 12, 2011, 09:05:56 PM
The mother. I want her charged with something.

Not blaming the son because she turned him into a psycho.....

Billy Robbins. I want to know how he's doing.


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S30ooGg65E[/youtube]

The mother is enabling that to happen. Instead of making him play outside with other kids when he was younger, and keep him somewhat on the leaner side. She waits on him hand and foot(she probably always has). And his pediatrician didn't say anything? When this kid starting rockin the scales at certain ages, the dr should have questioned the mother and had this kids thyroid/hormonal/sugar levels checked.
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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #38 on: March 13, 2011, 06:18:57 AM »
Quote from: bijou on March 12, 2011, 05:48:04 PM
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I don't think this would work for those rino's. Mabe a pressure washer with an extened wand? Sadly I think Thor has got it right. Now I have go vomit!
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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #39 on: March 13, 2011, 06:51:07 AM »
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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #40 on: March 13, 2011, 08:05:51 AM »
Quote from: Gina on March 13, 2011, 06:51:07 AM
http://www.poopreport.com/Ask/Content/obese.html

Very informative  :lol:

OMG. This. is. too. frickin'. much.......

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I wondered this before as well. I had a friend who weighed 400 lbs. and wasn't always the cleanest of men. I used to invision obese people having to use a sponge on a stick like the homeless people use when you get stuck at a stop light downtown. Now that that image is in my head, I'll never let one of those bastards wipe my windshield again.

"ThreePly"?

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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #41 on: March 13, 2011, 08:32:35 AM »
Quote from: Gina on March 11, 2011, 05:10:22 PM
What are the rules on inviting someone here?

I have a net friend from another forum that is not conservative but not a liberal either, she swings both ways on issues.  But she likes to debate without all the namecalling from the other site.  She is very nice and Catholic  :naughty:

Can I invite her? blah, blah,blah, blahdity blah...

Yeah, I pretty much stopped reading after she said that.  :-)
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Re: Who can I invite, if I can?
« Reply #42 on: March 13, 2011, 09:14:42 AM »
I was told about poop eaters.com Maybe they know some of those folks?

DONT GO THERE! You been warned!
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