Did anyone really ever think AllentownJake wouldn't flame out here? I find it strange that anyone would give a shit that he was trolling or much less blame you Frank. Liberal posers are a dime a dozen. They all morph into the same giant sack of shit spewing bloated pus filled bouncies. Just like ass zits, as soon as you pop one, another shoots its infected head up to gain some attention.
Well, you know, mama dear, I've pretty much had it.
I made the mistake of showing the sister-in-law's comments about me to the neighbor, and now franksolich is the laughingstock of the Sandhills, "Felon Frank." The monicker is ringing, echoing, pealing through the hills and valleys and rivers and ancient bison wallows as I write this. "Felon Frank."
The sister-in-law, and the Pitcairn Islanders in general, have no idea, no idea, not even close; as inept as Fat Che had been during the Scamdal, Fat Che was a veritable Sherlock Holmes when compared with the flaccid bulbous cross-eyed Iowa primitive over there.
franksolich is merely a mellow, laid-back, make-yourself-comfortable guy out on the eastern slope of the vastly unpeopled Sandhills of Nebraska, a modest unassuming guy with no connections and no special skills, not even with googling. To top it off, franksolich has never made any pretensions of intelligence or cerebrality, and of course deafness retards his knowledge and understanding a great deal more than one might suspect.
The "secret" of franksolich's "success" (all quotation marks intentional) is simply that because of his Old West courtesy of accepting all who come his way, this also means franksolich is acceptive of all
information that flows his way. Information is always flowing to franksolich on its own. franksolich is a pint-sized receptacle into which gallons are trying to jam themselves, and it comes to him of its own volition, without his asking for it. It just naturally flows, and there's so much of it.....
As soon as I get done screen-capturing and photobucketing all the communication franksolich as clarebootheluce has had with the sister-in-law, every scrap of it, I'm donating it to a certain other place not connected with conservativecave, so that others may judge.
I quite reasonably suspect they're going to see it for what it is; (a) nothing but genuine best wishes for the sister-in-law and Pitcairn Island (we after all have some shared goals) on the part of franksolich, (b) the sister-in-law hinting for a more-intimate sort of association, (c) franksolich clearly wishing to keep it friendly, but formal and distant, and finally (d) the sister-in-law getting all pissed off and bent out of shape at franksolich.
One cannot possibly draw any other conclusion.
