Pitcairn Islanders speculate on primitive identity of franksolich

[franksolich]

No link, because it's either closed to non-members of Pitcairn Island, or deleted; I dunno which, because franksolich leaves Pitcairn Island unmolested, in peace and quiet.

For those who don't know, Pitcairn Island is the oldelmtree site, to which non-0bamaite primitives have fled after being tossed off of Skins's island.  It's a nice site, but rarely provides material for the DUmpster.

And it has been making inroads on the demographics and finances of Skins's island; one has to recall at one time General Motors was only the second-largest of the Big Three automobile manufacturers, but over time Ford Motor atrophied and General Motors got more vigorous.  The same trend might be going on here.

Pitcairn Island however is poisoned by the presence of two contaminants; an 0bamaite primitive who was "thrown off" (quotation marks intentional) Skins's island so as to go over there and collect material on the non-0bamaite Pitcairn Islanders for the 0bamaite primitives on Skins's island.

And the presence of the sordid sleazy scummy cross-eyed Iowa primitive, the "Hawkeye-X" primitive.

Other than that, the oldelmtree site is okay.  No great shakes, but okay.

Pitcairn Island is also the residence of Short Al, whom franksolich avoids as Superman avoided kryptonite.  It's a long and dreary story, but Short Al came very close to bringing franksolich down, utterly destroying all the reputation and goodwill franksolich so carefully built up during 15 years on the internet.

The primitives of Skins's island couldn't do this--not even close--but by unhappy chance and accident, Short Al almost did this by his own self.  And he probably didn't even mean to; it was just one of those unanticipated-consequences thing.  franksolich being franksolich still has some residual respect and admiration for Short Al, but not enough to dare get within 1000 miles of him.

Before I go on to the main point of this post (yeah, it's taking a while, but one needs to give "background information," because we've got so many new members here), franksolich also must disclose that he entertains a warm affection for Andrea, the owner of Pitcairn Island, with whom he has exchanged occasional messages. 

Andrea has a tough row to hoe, because Pitcairn Islanders are high-maintenance people; they need their hands held and their whims catered to, otherwise they get a little hissy and pissy.  A bunch of big babies, most of them.

Andrea and franksolich have one strong trait in common; neither of us is fond of the cult-of-the-personality phenomenon; best to judge people by their principles, values, and actions, than by who they are.  The perfect antithesis of the 0bamaite (and other) primitives on Skins's island.

Doug's stupid ex-wife comes to mind, but never mind.

Anyway, Andrea is currently upset with franksolich, because he doesn't respond to her messages.  He doesn't respond to her messages because he has to actually jump ashore Pitcairn Island to respond (rather than using some other medium of communication), and franksolich's main rule re: Pitcairn Island is: "first, do no harm."

Especially to oneself.

If franksolich were to show up being on Pitcairn Island, it wouldn't be pretty.

So best to leave it alone; to escape uncaptured, uncooked, and uneaten alive.

Andrea is upset because she alleges she can't register to become a member here, on conservativecave.  I myself had tendered her an invitation many months ago, and as she has a professional interest in knowing what other sites are saying about her sites, it's a perfectly reasonable thing.  She is still insisting she can't register to become a member here, that someone or something is "blocking" her, but I have no idea what that's all about.

And as a moderator, franksolich is privy to "inside information;" any time, for example, a prospective member tries to register and is rejected, moderators here are illuminated about that event.  At no time has Andrea's request for registration been denied; there's a missing link somewhere here, and so perhaps she should try again.

The other thing distressing Andrea is she apparently suspects a troll is stalking her.  This troll, and it's a real troll, was also a member here, and he's a twisted deformity of the human mind and soul.  I dunno what she's concerned about; franksolich has been stalked by primitives for years and years now, and franksolich remains franksolich, perfectly intact and at ease.

Anyway.

No link to the below; it was copied-and-pasted and sent me via clarebootheluce at gmail.

Naja
Posts: 705

Is Dr Dan an outright freeper troll?

He always posts conservative right-leaning crap. Dr Dan also uses a University of Nebraska avatar. There was a guy on Conservative Underground who always talked about living in Nebraska and always talked about Skinner being his "fellow alum" from Yale. I think it's the head guy at Conservative Cave now. The "fellow alum" language always creeped me out, it's like the guy is super jealous and is stalking Skinner.

It's little posts like this that are clearly anti-union protesters in Wisconsin that give him away. You see he doesn't really coming out and say he's pro-Walker, but he tries to defend them in a pseudo-rational sort of way. It's very subtle and it's how people like Sduderstadt, SidDithers and Dionysis operate. Alright those three just try to BOG you down by being an asshole, but it's similar.

http://www.democraticunde...602056&mesg_id=602107

Hawkeye-X
Admin
Posts: 304

FBaggins is also a troll. Anti-union, sure.

Also Bzadem or whatever

Andrea
Admin
Posts: 18537

Dr. Dan is a member here, though he hasn't been active for some time. Therefore this OP is not allowed. I suggest doing a search before posting about someone. Furthermore, asking a simple question is pretty thin evidence to show someone is a troll. In addition, Dr. Dan is not from Nebraska and he's certainly not Frankosolich.

"Frank O'Solich"--that's a classic.

[Rebel]

Andrea is upset because she alleges she can't register to become a member here, on conservativecave.  I myself had tendered her an invitation many months ago, and as she has a professional interest in knowing what other sites are saying about her sites, it's a perfectly reasonable thing.  She is still insisting she can't register to become a member here, that someone or something is "blocking" her, but I have no idea what that's all about.

Then she's either had an account and been banned in the past, or she's a lying bitch. There aren't any more options.

[miskie]

I figure that her IP had been banned for some reason, however, if not - making a shell account for this person then emailing her a password will solve the problem -- but allowing this would be at the discretion of administration.

[Ballygrl]

Andrea seems pretty nice from the posts I've read, politically we're opposite, but people of different ideologies can be friends if they're rational.

Never heard of Dr. Dan though at all, was he a poster at DU?

[franksolich]

Never heard of Dr. Dan though at all, was he a poster at DU?

Yeah, he is, and has been for a long time.

I always placed him as one of the unterprimitiven, the faceless lynch mob, on Skins's island because there didn't seem anything distinctive about him.

And so I'm curious as to why the Pitcairn Islander thinks he's me.

[AllosaursRus]

Then she's either had an account and been banned in the past, or she's a lying bitch. There aren't any more options.

Yeah, I think lyin' bitch is the odds on favorite!

[FreeBorn]

 

[franksolich]

It's probably not obviously visible, but this thread did bring over lots from Pitcairn Island.

I dunno if it helped bring traffic from Skins's island, though; the primitives are notorious for being so self-absorbed they don't notice threads that don't have their screen name on them.

[Ballygrl]

It's probably not obviously visible, but this thread did bring over lots from Pitcairn Island.

I dunno if it helped bring traffic from Skins's island, though; the primitives are notorious for being so self-absorbed they don't notice threads that don't have their screen name on them.

How come Laelth didn't address the question about leftist violence and threats then?

[franksolich]

How come Laelth didn't address the question about leftist violence and threats then?

Good question, madam.

But I'm assuming he can't answer it.

[GOBUCKS]

Never heard of Dr. Dan though at all, was he a poster at DU?

Coach isn't Dr. Dan, but he does have a Buick, and he's due beer and travel money.

[franksolich]

Coach isn't Dr. Dan, but he does have a Buick, and he's due beer and travel money.

Oh my.

You know, sir, this is an ancient thread, all withered away, nothing more to it.....but this morning (April 7), there were a whole lot of Pitcairn Islanders here, reading it.

I imagine one of them was the corrupt gross squalid cross-eyed Iowa primitive "investigating" franksolich.

If so, given that this is nearly a month old, fatboy administrator over there has a whole great big stack of more-recent posting to read, to garner clues.

I'm assuming that when four-eyes chubs over there reads franksolich's latest, he's going to place franksolich somewhere on a bend of the Uncompahgre River.

But at the rate he's going, the sordid "HawkeyeX" primitive will be reading today's posts.....in August.....2014.

[Karin]

"Frank O'Solich"--that's a classic.

Top 'o the mornin to ya, Frankie me boy!   

[franksolich]

Top 'o the mornin to ya, Frankie me boy!   

You know, madam, actually it would be very easy to find franksolich's mole on Skins's island.

Using this computer here, I'm of course always taking out the boat and rowing over to Skins's island to observe the primitives.....as a "guest."  I'm sure my fellow alum is not unbright; I suspect he knows my ISP (internet service provider) number like the back of his hand, and so knows when I'm on his terrain, getting ready to bring something over here.

However, when it's necessary for me to log onto Skins's island as my mole, I NEVER use this computer.

Instead, I go to town to use a certain personal computer there, or across the river to use another personal computer in that home, or to the big city to use a third personal computer in an office.  All three of these other computers have this stupid "fake ISP" thing, usually showing my mole as being in California.

So in theory, it would be easy to find my mole.

(a) eliminate all the ISPs emanating from Nebraska, as none of those are my mole.

That cuts down the field.

(b) examine all primitives who have NEVER commented about Clare Boothe Luce, bison, or Norway.

franksolich comments frequently about Clare Boothe Luce, bison, and Norway, and that would be a big giveaway if his mole did it on Skins's island, and so his mole stays away from those topics; steers clear of them.

That cuts down the field even further.

(c) analyze all primitives who've been on Skins's island more than 5 or 6 years.

Remember, my mole was a "gift" to me, from a long-time former member of Skins's island who had gotten disgruntled and left, endowing franksolich with the screen-name, password, and membership, in gratitude for all that franksolich has done, illuminating the world about the primitives.

That cuts down the possibilities even more, although I must say the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive is NOT franksolich's mole.  I most emphatically deny it.  It's not true.  It's a lie.

However, even if my fellow alum Skins knew the identity of my mole, I really doubt it would bother him.

After all, my mole doesn't cause any problems for him, any sleepless nights, any discombobulations.

The mole under its original ownership used to publicly comment, the usual and standard talking-points that find favor with the primitives; the mole under my ownership still does that, but not quite as much, as the purpose of the mole is to have "relationships" with primitives, gathering anthropological material (and inside information) through personal messages.

But since that's harmless activity done behind the curtains, and not out in public, surely my fellow alum has no reason worry about it, and probably doesn't.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Then she's either had an account and been banned in the past, or she's a lying bitch. There aren't any more options.

Well, there is one more possibility.  It's entirely possible her poor Liberal thinking and reading comprehension skills, trained as Liberals are to respond only to emotions rather than facts, is unable to distinguish between "Conservative Cave" and "Conservative Underground," and she's been trying to register at the latter thinking it was the former.   

[GOBUCKS]

Skimmer should search for a DUmmy who dislikes fish, natural gas, onions, bald eagles, and Atman. That should narrow the field significantly. Maybe an opinion poll on those items would do the trick.

[franksolich]

Skimmer should search for a DUmmy who dislikes fish, natural gas, onions, bald eagles, and Atman. That should narrow the field significantly. Maybe an opinion poll on those items would do the trick.

Well, that's what's hilarious about the Pitcairn Islanders' speculations.

Why would a mole post sentiments similar to what the mole's posted when among decent and civilized people, on Skins's island?  Why would a mole post conservatively, if the mole doesn't want to be detected?

Do the Pitcairn Islanders think we're stupid or something, that franksolich would dare post as franksolich (the sentiments, not the screen-name) on Skins's island?

When I first read this a month ago, it occurred to me that the Pitcairn Islanders aren't nearly as cerebral as they think themselves to be.

I'm sure it long ago occurred to everyone here that a mole from here, when on Skins's island, would post exactly the opposite the way it posts here.  Calm, reasoned, rational here, barking lunatic there.

I used to think the Pitcairn Islanders were marginally more intelligent than the primitives; now I'm wondering.

[dandi]

Pitcairn Island is also the residence of Short Al, whom franksolich avoids as Superman avoided kryptonite.  It's a long and dreary story, but Short Al came very close to bringing franksolich down, utterly destroying all the reputation and goodwill franksolich so carefully built up during 15 years on the internet.

Well now I am intrigued, Frank. Can you sketch out that story for us, if it's not too personal? Or at least tell us who Short Al is?

[franksolich]

Well now I am intrigued, Frank. Can you sketch out that story for us, if it's not too personal? Or at least tell us who Short Al is?

We have a member here, AllentownJake, about whom everybody was suspicious, excepting for franksolich.

I'm such a Pollyanna, fantasizing about the goodness of people.

For months, while AllentownJake posted here, members questioned his truthfulness, and I kept vouching for him.

It took a while, but I managed to finally convince many others that AllentownJake was okay.

Of course, I managed to convince them solely because the name "franksolich" means something on the internet; solidity, integrity, principle, valor, all that stuff.  It's almost a brand-name for Competence and Confidence, this screen-name.

And then one day AllentownJake trashed us all, on Pitcairn Island (oldelmtree).

It wasn't that AllentownJake trashed us; it was more so that AllentownJake trashed us in a private forum.

If he'd trashed us in a public forum, it would've been different; but no, he trashed us behind our backs.

And so much Ire and Anger and Hostility rained down upon the head of franksolich; "you assured us he was good," "you told us he was okay," "we took your word that even though he was from the dark side, he was a nice guy," ad nauseam.

"We trusted you, and you let us down."

For a couple of days there, I had to run all over the place, back-tracking and apologizing and eating humble pie and making amends and doing penance; it was a close-run thing, my credibility having been all but destroyed.

AllentownJake almost did something, by sheer random chance rather than by plan, all the combined primitival cerebral-power amassed and multiplied several times over, could never do, even after several years of trying; AllentownJake came perilously close to bringing franksolich down.

Later I found out, from a source on Pitcairn Island, that AllentownJake is only 5'6" tall, which heightened my humiliation; to think that franksolich was almost brought down by a short little runt, a dwarf almost, of all people.

Since "AllentownJake" to me had become a radioactive name, I had to dub him something, and thus the "Short Al," derived from his screen-name and his being altitudinally-challenged.

[dandi]

Ah, okay. I remember him being here and eventually turning out to be a rat, but not getting out of The DUmpster much, I didn't know folks were taking you to task over it. Not to re-open any old wounds, but that's not right, and I don't see how it's a poor reflection on you.

I think everyone at some point in their lives trusts someone and ends up betrayed. Heck, I consider myself a pretty good judge of character, and yet I've been taken in a few times. It's a blow to the old ego, but when you're dealing with other human beings, it happens. Your reputation is intact, as far as I'm concerned.

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

You know, madam, actually it would be very easy to find franksolich's mole on Skins's island.

Using this computer here, I'm of course always taking out the boat and rowing over to Skins's island to observe the primitives.....as a "guest."  I'm sure my fellow alum is not unbright; I suspect he knows my ISP (internet service provider) number like the back of his hand, and so knows when I'm on his terrain, getting ready to bring something over here.

However, when it's necessary for me to log onto Skins's island as my mole, I NEVER use this computer.

Instead, I go to town to use a certain personal computer there, or across the river to use another personal computer in that home, or to the big city to use a third personal computer in an office.  All three of these other computers have this stupid "fake ISP" thing, usually showing my mole as being in California.

So in theory, it would be easy to find my mole.

(a) eliminate all the ISPs emanating from Nebraska, as none of those are my mole.

That cuts down the field.

(b) examine all primitives who have NEVER commented about Clare Boothe Luce, bison, or Norway.

franksolich comments frequently about Clare Boothe Luce, bison, and Norway, and that would be a big giveaway if his mole did it on Skins's island, and so his mole stays away from those topics; steers clear of them.

That cuts down the field even further.

(c) analyze all primitives who've been on Skins's island more than 5 or 6 years.

Remember, my mole was a "gift" to me, from a long-time former member of Skins's island who had gotten disgruntled and left, endowing franksolich with the screen-name, password, and membership, in gratitude for all that franksolich has done, illuminating the world about the primitives.

That cuts down the possibilities even more, although I must say the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive is NOT franksolich's mole.  I most emphatically deny it.  It's not true.  It's a lie.

However, even if my fellow alum Skins knew the identity of my mole, I really doubt it would bother him.

After all, my mole doesn't cause any problems for him, any sleepless nights, any discombobulations.

The mole under its original ownership used to publicly comment, the usual and standard talking-points that find favor with the primitives; the mole under my ownership still does that, but not quite as much, as the purpose of the mole is to have "relationships" with primitives, gathering anthropological material (and inside information) through personal messages.

But since that's harmless activity done behind the curtains, and not out in public, surely my fellow alum has no reason worry about it, and probably doesn't.

I would love to know who your mole is Frank! Very intrigued!

[franksolich]

I would love to know who your mole is Frank! Very intrigued!

Well, but God knows and I know and my fellow alum Skins probably knows.

And that's enough to know.

Remember, the mole exists for scientific purposes only, to collect data and information on the personalities, habits, rituals, customs, taboos, caste system, superstitions, and totems of the primitives, via personal messages.

Oh yeah, and gossip too.

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

Well, but God knows and I know and my fellow alum Skins probably knows.

And that's enough to know.

Remember, the mole exists for scientific purposes only, to collect data and information on the personalities, habits, rituals, customs, taboos, caste system, superstitions, and totems of the primitives, via personal messages.

Oh yeah, and gossip too.

Yes i know. I would just like to compare and contrast your posting style with the former primitives. I find it intriguing that the former posters DU friends have no idea they are no longer speaking to the former poster. I'm guessing you knew the former poster very well to be able to stay under the radar there.

[Chris_]

Well, but God knows and I know and my fellow alum Skins probably knows.

And that's enough to know.

Remember, the mole exists for scientific purposes only, to collect data and information on the personalities, habits, rituals, customs, taboos, caste system, superstitions, and totems of the primitives, via personal messages.

Oh yeah, and gossip too.

Well she got pissed at one of mine

Sorry Beefeater, you are banned from using this forum!
Obviously you are not permitted to post a link to a private forum at CC you jackass.

I'm crushed, the rest of them will have to be a little more circumspect.

[Chris_]

We have private forums here?