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Offline Karin

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Cowboy Poetry
« on: March 10, 2011, 11:04:57 AM »
Since there's a chance that Harry Reid will not get his Cowboy Poetry festival publicly funded by you and me, maybe we can ease the sting with our own Cowboy Poetry.  Who wants to play?  I'll start with a Haiku:

I'm Lonesome Smokey.
I ain't seen a gal in months.
That horse looks purty. 

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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: Cowboy Poetry
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2011, 02:07:42 PM »
Rode horse over hump
Horse took a jump
My butt got a lump
So I posted at the DUmp.
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Re: Cowboy Poetry
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2011, 02:09:56 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 10, 2011, 02:07:42 PM
Rode horse over hump
Horse took a jump
My butt got a lump
So I posted at the DUmp.

hump hump
hump hump
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Re: Cowboy Poetry
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2011, 02:11:11 PM »
Plop, Plop, Piss, Piss,
Horse farts loud
Breathe
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