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Offline JohnnyReb

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CC has changed my life.
« on: March 10, 2011, 09:05:44 AM »
I no longer waste that one minute or less that I used to waste sitting on the throne puffing on a cigarette and staring at the wall while taking care of serious business. I now count toilet tissue squares.
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2011, 09:07:12 AM »
:rofl:
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2011, 09:11:35 AM »
 :lmao:
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2011, 09:14:10 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 10, 2011, 09:05:44 AM
I no longer waste that one minute or less that I used to waste sitting on the throne puffing on a cigarette and staring at the wall while taking care of serious business. I now count toilet tissue squares.

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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2011, 09:18:11 AM »
Oh Dear God
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2011, 09:23:15 AM »
That can't be JohnnyReb.  I don't see any toilet paper in the picture.  :-)
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2011, 09:24:01 AM »
What, you don't bring the

(grunt)

laptop in with

(oof)

you?  Makes for a much more

(Ow!  Dang red peppers!)

pleasant experience, as long as you don't share

"plop"  (Aaaahh....)

it with the whole group.

 :-) :fuelfire:
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2011, 09:26:24 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 10, 2011, 09:23:15 AM
That can't be JohnnyReb.  I don't see any toilet paper in the picture.  :-)

Left the toilet paper outside.....and it rained all night.
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2011, 09:27:18 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 10, 2011, 09:05:44 AM
I no longer waste that one minute or less that I used to waste sitting on the throne puffing on a cigarette and staring at the wall while taking care of serious business. I now count toilet tissue squares.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

JR, you owe me a new keyboard for that!  

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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2011, 09:56:50 AM »
I'm sure Thor is proud.

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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2011, 06:10:09 PM »
Glad to see that I started a trend.......
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2011, 06:11:39 PM »
I try to count the squares but I bought the cheap stuff the other day and I'm having trouble finding the perforations.  Dang cheap TP.
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2011, 06:18:22 PM »
You can count?
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2011, 06:23:48 PM »
:rofl:

Oh my.

I always imagined Johnny as a bit more fetching than that fella on the porch pot.
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2011, 06:30:11 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 10, 2011, 06:23:48 PM
:rofl:

Oh my.

I always imagined Johnny as a bit more fetching than that fella on the porch pot.

Johnny never wears sandals and flip-flops.
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2011, 06:44:39 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 10, 2011, 06:23:48 PM
:rofl:

Oh my.

I always imagined Johnny as a bit more fetching than that fella on the porch pot.

He's from South Carolina, what WOULD you expect??  :fuelfire:
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« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2011, 08:35:03 PM »
LOL!!! I thought he would be more handsome. :-)
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2011, 09:02:48 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 10, 2011, 09:23:15 AM
That can't be JohnnyReb.  I don't see any toilet paper in the picture.  :-)

It's on the other side of the beer can. Either that, or he's got a corn cob in the back pocket of his jeans....  :whistling:
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2011, 09:04:36 PM »
:lmao:

I find that I count the rolls I go through and compare it to the amount sparky goes through, we're like 3 rolls a week so far.
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2011, 09:07:07 PM »
Holy cow, are you eating them for dinner?
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« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2011, 09:11:53 PM »
Sounds like you got a mitten-maker in your house.    I have 1.5 people (boyfriend on weekends).   Less than one roll in a week. Not like I'm counting or something.   :whatever:
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« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2011, 09:17:15 PM »
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2011, 09:25:38 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on March 10, 2011, 09:04:36 PM
:lmao:

I find that I count the rolls I go through and compare it to the amount sparky goes through, we're like 3 rolls a week so far.

But do you get yours via the Mega-Shitload palletload at Costco?
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« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2011, 09:34:22 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 10, 2011, 09:25:38 PM
But do you get yours via the Mega-Shitload palletload at Costco?
:-)

My husband refuses to buy the mega-crapper size rolls because he doesn't want anyone thinking he needs a lot of TP. I told him that we all need TP and it's really no one's business if he's gonna use it all right away or stock for the winter.

Besides, my hands get cold.  :lmao:
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Re: CC has changed my life.
« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2011, 10:08:29 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on March 10, 2011, 09:07:07 PM
Holy cow, are you eating them for dinner?

Umm, women use a lot for various reasons, plus we drink a lot of water, so hubby may not need it but I do.
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