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Caption this
« on: March 10, 2011, 08:32:25 AM »






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2011, 08:36:25 AM »
...but Me-shall likes it anyway.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2011, 08:41:07 AM »
" No really, Michelle's is this much longer........"






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2011, 08:42:31 AM »
Reporter: "Mr. President, how much do you like this country?"








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Re: Caption this
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2011, 09:14:18 AM »



You know those little Disney characters in the McDonald Happy Meals, 'bout this big?

I realllllllly like them!
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2011, 09:16:53 AM »






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2011, 09:23:38 AM »


Really...I'm smart...my brain is this big.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2011, 09:24:30 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2011, 10:20:40 AM »


"We have this much cash left to spend".
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2011, 10:59:28 AM »


"I tear off about that much of my cigarette before I light up. Since I'm not smoking the whole cigarette each time, I've technically quit. Where do I go to hide? Downstairs in the bowling alley."
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2011, 11:29:46 AM »
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2011, 11:31:29 AM »


If I add two inches to it, this is how much your opinions mean to me, America
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« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2011, 12:59:16 PM »


"I am squeezing the reporters head like a grape!"






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2011, 01:29:47 PM »

"And then the Secret Service guy reminded me that it's righty-tighty, lefty-loosy, and I was able to turn the water off."
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« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2011, 01:45:33 PM »
"And then the Secret Service guy reminded me that it's righty-tighty, lefty-loosy, and I was able to turn the water off."

I just look at your blog for 30 minutes. AWESOME! We over at USMILNET had a big hand at exposing Jesse MacBeth.  :cheersmate:
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« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2011, 03:04:46 PM »
C'mon guys, help me out here. The words on the teleprompter need to be at least this big...


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« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2011, 06:33:11 PM »
"The ad promised to make it this much longer."
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin