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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2011, 02:10:48 PM »
Quote from: debk on March 08, 2011, 02:07:49 PM
Dead squirrel in the wall?

Had it happen in another house...twice.  :censored:

Cut a piece of the wall out after the first one died.. caught the little baby and turned it loose outside.

When the third one got trapped...I went and bought super dooper spray from the pet store to use until the smell went away...about 2 weeks. I felt like such a murderer.... :bawl:


MURDERER!
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2011, 10:10:53 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 08, 2011, 01:42:13 PM
Uh.....Gina? Last time you flossed, I think you missed a spot.

I would not buy a horse if their teeth looked like that.
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2011, 12:39:02 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on March 09, 2011, 10:10:53 AM
I would not buy a horse if their teeth looked like that.

Oh come on, Vesta!  don't be such a horse's ass  :rimshot:
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2011, 01:47:35 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 09, 2011, 12:39:02 PM
Oh come on, Vesta!  don't be such a horse's ass  :rimshot:

I would not buy a horse with teeth in it's ass either.

Like buying a male Goat with his dick on his forehead, just asking for trouble.
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2011, 01:50:46 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on March 09, 2011, 01:47:35 PM
I would not buy a horse with teeth in it's ass either.

Like buying a male Goat with his dick on his forehead, just asking for trouble.

I am hopped up on Nyquil and think I got that  :cheersmate:   :lmao:
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2011, 09:17:17 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on March 09, 2011, 01:47:35 PM
I would not buy a horse with teeth in it's ass either.

Like buying a male Goat with his dick on his forehead, just asking for trouble.

Vesta and her Unicorns.........
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2011, 10:33:37 AM »
Quote from: Thor on March 09, 2011, 09:17:17 PM
Vesta and her Unicorns.........

Thank goodness this isn't a moose-limb website.  Vesta would have more PMs than she'd know what to do with, all asking if she really knows where to score goats with their peckers on their foreheads.  :-)
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2011, 11:33:01 AM »
I must applaud Gina and Mama on a thread truly from the bowels of Hell.
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #33 on: March 10, 2011, 01:00:08 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on March 10, 2011, 11:33:01 AM
I must applaud Gina and Mama on a thread truly from the bowels of Hell.

You oughta see what we talk about in private :naughty:
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #34 on: March 10, 2011, 02:44:21 PM »
2 girls and a cup??????
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2011, 03:10:49 PM »
Hell no!  We usually talk about Gina's various diseases in her nether regions.
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #36 on: March 10, 2011, 03:32:19 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on March 10, 2011, 03:10:49 PM
Hell no!  We usually talk about Gina's various diseases in her nether regions.

Nether regions? Does she have more than one?
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #37 on: March 10, 2011, 04:19:23 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on March 10, 2011, 03:10:49 PM
Hell no!  We usually talk about Gina's various diseases in her nether regions.

Yep, and Melinda has prior experience with all of them and she tells me the best way to get rid of them. 
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2011, 04:20:07 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 10, 2011, 04:19:23 PM
Yep, and Melinda has prior experience with all of them and she tells me the best way to get rid of them. 

Why get rid of 'em when you can, uh, enjoy them?
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #39 on: March 10, 2011, 06:06:03 PM »
It appears that we're discussing the blue waffle lite with them two.....
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #40 on: March 10, 2011, 06:07:50 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 10, 2011, 06:06:03 PM
It appears that we're discussing the blue waffle lite with them two.....

and that ain't whipped cream
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #41 on: March 10, 2011, 07:31:18 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 10, 2011, 06:07:50 PM
and that ain't whipped cream

 :rotf:   :lmao:

Well.....what is it then?  :whistling:
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2011, 07:32:38 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 10, 2011, 07:31:18 PM
:rotf:   :lmao:

Well.....what is it then?  :whistling:

light and fluffy pus?
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #43 on: March 10, 2011, 07:33:07 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 10, 2011, 07:31:18 PM
:rotf:   :lmao:

Well.....what is it then?  :whistling:

I'm not sure that we really wanna know..........  :popcorn:
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2011, 08:00:40 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 10, 2011, 07:33:07 PM
I'm not sure that we really wanna know..........  :popcorn:

Too late.

She said "light and fluffy pus?"

Yeah, I'm beginning to think that Gina has been there and done that.  :whistling:
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #45 on: March 10, 2011, 09:40:25 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 10, 2011, 08:00:40 PM
Too late.

She said "light and fluffy pus?"

Yeah, I'm beginning to think that Gina has been there and done that.  :whistling:

All the cool girls do :lmao:


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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #46 on: March 10, 2011, 10:14:44 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 10, 2011, 08:00:40 PM
Too late.

She said "light and fluffy pus?"

Yeah, I'm beginning to think that Gina has been there and done that.  :whistling:

I see, the round eye version of the girls of Olongapo..... :fuelfire:
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #47 on: March 10, 2011, 10:35:58 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 10, 2011, 10:14:44 PM
I see, the round eye version of the girls of Olongapo..... :fuelfire:

Isn't that where you get the pharmacist's mate to give you "the shot" BEFORE you step off the ship?  :-)
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #48 on: March 10, 2011, 10:38:32 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on March 10, 2011, 10:35:58 PM
Isn't that where you get the pharmacist's mate to give you "the shot" BEFORE you step off the ship?  :-)

They don't have Pharmacists Mates any more.  ;)
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #49 on: March 10, 2011, 10:43:22 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 10, 2011, 10:38:32 PM
They don't have Pharmacists Mates any more.  ;)

Well damn; who's bright idea for a budget cut was that???  :whistling:
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