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Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« on: March 07, 2011, 04:57:25 PM »
part 2 because this seems to happen at least twice a year here...

My house smells like an 800 pound man's farts after eating chili, cabbage, and Mexican food!  I can't find the smell, AGAIN!  I threw all of the potatoes out, all of the garbage in the house, cleaned the fridge....  It still smells!  My dog likes to take things out of the garbage and hide it for later.  I find things all over the house that she has hidden.  I have no idea where or what the smell is.  It is just horrible.  The cable guy came here today and I am surprised he didn't puke.  I wish I could bottle the smell and send it out over the internets so you could help me identify the source.  It may be time to just burn it down and start over.
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2011, 05:19:14 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on March 07, 2011, 04:57:25 PM
part 2 because this seems to happen at least twice a year here...

My house smells like an 800 pound man's farts after eating chili, cabbage, and Mexican food...

You really need to stop letting Julia Stiles crash at your place to sober up.   :lmao:
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2011, 05:43:17 PM »
Last time that bitch was here it took me 3 weeks to get rid of the crab infestation!
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2011, 06:22:14 PM »
Was your house built on top a sacred Indian burial ground?  Or maybe a landfill.

I'd get that checked out.
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2011, 06:30:29 PM »
mamacags, you REALLY SHOULD quit burying the bodies under the house.
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2011, 07:04:58 PM »
Do you by any chance have a tub/shower/sink that you never use? It may be as simple as making sure you have water in all the
S-traps to stop sewer gases from getting in the house.
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2011, 07:09:12 PM »
Dead rats in the drywall will have the same effect. You haven't been putting out D-Con have you?
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2011, 08:25:03 PM »
If I even thought I had rats I would burn this place, I HATE rats.  I will try the water thing.  There may very well be dead people under the house.  No ghosts though.
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2011, 08:27:42 PM »
Don't listen to those boys, Mama.  I bet it is just some nasty sneakers.
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2011, 08:29:33 PM »
mamacags inspired me to clean out my refrigerator.  I threw out a couple of old bagels, some very rank tofu I got from that lousy Korean place, and half a can of meat sauce that had been in there so long it was classified by Greenpeace as an endangered species.

Thank you, mamacags!
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2011, 08:39:38 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on March 07, 2011, 08:29:33 PM
...and half a can of meat sauce that had been in there so long it was classified by Greenpeace as an endangered species.

That's not unusual; last I heard, Greenpeace classified barnacles, garden slugs and athlete's foot fungus as endangered species.

Damn moonbats...
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2011, 08:45:42 PM »
I once hid a jar of shit with no lid on it behind a guys seat in his pickup ... in the summer.  Took quite a while before it was found.

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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2011, 08:46:38 PM »
How did you fit it into the jar?  You must have good aim.  :rotf:
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2011, 09:17:25 PM »
serious question here, have you washed your ass lately?
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2011, 09:49:38 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 07, 2011, 09:17:25 PM
serious question here, have you washed your ass lately?

Well, there is a potential problem if the ol' butthole ain't been properly scrubbed in awhile.

I hate to ask, but since Gina is sorta on the subject anyway -- does some of that stuff smell like tuna fish?

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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2011, 09:54:39 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 07, 2011, 09:49:38 PM
Well, there is a potential problem if the ol' butthole ain't been properly scrubbed in awhile.

I hate to ask, but since Gina is sorta on the subject anyway -- does some of that stuff smell like tuna fish?

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BS'ed because I know you wanted it.  :-)
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2011, 09:56:19 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on March 07, 2011, 09:54:39 PM
BS'ed because I know you wanted it.  :-)

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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2011, 05:29:41 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 07, 2011, 09:49:38 PM
Well, there is a potential problem if the ol' butthole ain't been properly scrubbed in awhile.

I hate to ask, but since Gina is sorta on the subject anyway -- does some of that stuff smell like tuna fish?

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another good place, Eupher!!!  Mama, do this for me......rub your finger between one of your stomach rolls and then ask your hubby what it smells most like.  He might have to taste it to get the true essense. 
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2011, 05:58:10 AM »
Quote from: mamacags on March 07, 2011, 04:57:25 PM
part 2 because this seems to happen at least twice a year here...

My house smells like an 800 pound man's farts after eating chili, cabbage, and Mexican food!  I can't find the smell, AGAIN!  I threw all of the potatoes out, all of the garbage in the house, cleaned the fridge....  It still smells!  My dog likes to take things out of the garbage and hide it for later.  I find things all over the house that she has hidden.  I have no idea where or what the smell is.  It is just horrible.  The cable guy came here today and I am surprised he didn't puke.  I wish I could bottle the smell and send it out over the internets so you could help me identify the source.  It may be time to just burn it down and start over.

Have you had new carpet installed or perhaps new drapes??

When you buy new sheets the package tells you to wash them before use, new bed spreads or new furniture.??

You say twice a year, could the smell be coming from the ground outside??  A small gas leak with the rotten egg smell could be your problem or even a pin hole in the septic system can by climate build up inside when the windows and doors are kept closed for months.

Heating systems and the air vents that get gross when not cleaned every couple of years, mold and mildew in air conditioners can also give off a putrid smell

.MAMA, smell is a survival method for people and animals to tell us what is good and what is bad. The smell of liver being cooked will gag me and I do not know why.

Couple times a year something is going on due to humidity, temperature and most likely is not a dead rodent in the walls.  Something is activating the smell or you would have it year round.

Not to scare you ----News last month told of people in an apartment complex kept complaining of bad smells to the owner and the public works.   Both did an investigation and could not find the reason for the smell.   When TSHTF and half a block was blown sky high due to a pinhole leak in the natural gas pipes.

Please investigate and ask questions of neighbors this is not normal, and have your water tested, as a precaution.
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2011, 11:14:14 AM »
Quote from: Gina on March 07, 2011, 09:17:25 PM
serious question here, have you washed your ass lately?

I just KNEW you wouldn't be able to leave this thread alone!

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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2011, 12:22:17 PM »
Any floor drains in the basement?  In our old house, the floor drain tended to be the source of really bad sewer smells.  It also had, for some bizarre reason, a small well below where the water drained out.  This well would, of course, fill up with water that was never drained away and would eventually start to smell pretty rank.
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2011, 01:21:58 PM »
I think I may have found it. Gina left her toothbrush here after her visit.  What the hell do you have to have on your teeth to make a toothbrush turn green and melt!??!?!
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2011, 01:26:57 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on March 08, 2011, 01:21:58 PM
I think I may have found it. Gina left her toothbrush here after her visit.  What the hell do you have to have on your teeth to make a toothbrush turn green and melt!??!?!

Yeh, think I may have to do something about that, gonna have to wax my lip also


I am glad it wasn't my tampon that stopped your toilet up, it was at max capacity if ya kwim :whistling:
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2011, 01:42:13 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 08, 2011, 01:26:57 PM
Yeh, think I may have to do something about that, gonna have to wax my lip also


I am glad it wasn't my tampon that stopped your toilet up, it was at max capacity if ya kwim :whistling:

Uh.....Gina? Last time you flossed, I think you missed a spot.
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Re: Dear God in Heaven the SMELL part 2
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2011, 02:07:49 PM »
Dead squirrel in the wall?

Had it happen in another house...twice.  :censored:

Cut a piece of the wall out after the first one died.. caught the little baby and turned it loose outside.

When the third one got trapped...I went and bought super dooper spray from the pet store to use until the smell went away...about 2 weeks. I felt like such a murderer.... :bawl:
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