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Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« on: March 04, 2011, 10:10:41 PM »
http://www.wlac.com/cc-common/2011_charlie-sheen/

The quality isn't that great, but I'll give them kudos for trying.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2011, 10:14:07 PM »
The morning radio show I listen to has been using his interview's soundbytes since last week.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2011, 10:15:37 PM »
I try not listening to morning radio.  At best, they're a poor excuse for an alarm clock.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2011, 10:17:33 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on March 04, 2011, 10:15:37 PM
I try not listening to morning radio.  At best, they're a poor excuse for an alarm clock.

It's mostly sports talk, but they throw in some humor. They are pretty funny really.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2011, 12:11:09 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on March 04, 2011, 10:17:33 PM
It's mostly sports talk, but they throw in some humor. They are pretty funny really.

Here we have a man that has enough money to pay off our national debt.    Comes from a famous family of Actors and learned his craft quite well.

No matter what happends the mans training will come in here, he is an Actor, can be anyone he chooses to be.          BULL SHIT.

This dude is a corrupt evil man that still has his acting talent to fall back on to convince anyone of anything that goes for his benefit.

I want my children he cryed,  love them so much I have Porno stars raising them.      Tears at this point.

ARGGGGGGG, his father says he has a disease like cancer, feel sorry for him.      I would say his so called cancer cannot be cured so get those baby's out of his house and into a safe place.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2011, 06:54:24 PM »
he was fired today. they found out he only has 2 1/2 brain cells left
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2011, 06:56:15 PM »
:rimshot:

Did anyone catch Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live the other day?  They got in a couple of zingers at Charlie.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2011, 07:08:39 PM »
And yet after all the hookers and blow, he STILL sounds more coherent than Vesta.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2011, 08:07:37 PM »
one my friends posted this on FB -Gas prices are almost as high as Charlie Sheen!
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2011, 08:20:39 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 07, 2011, 08:07:37 PM
one my friends posted this on FB -Gas prices are almost as high as Charlie Sheen!

I love that!!!!
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2011, 08:22:08 PM »
The loose cannon strikes again!

Charlie Sheen: "(Costar) Jon Cryer Is A 'Troll".

http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/charlie-sheen-jon-cryer-is-a-troll-201183
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2011, 08:31:21 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on March 08, 2011, 08:22:08 PM
The loose cannon strikes again!

Charlie Sheen: "(Costar) Jon Cryer Is A 'Troll".

http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/charlie-sheen-jon-cryer-is-a-troll-201183

Bad Charlie, bad.  Bad, bad, bad.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2011, 09:06:15 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 08, 2011, 08:31:21 PM
Bad Charlie, bad.  Bad, bad, bad.

I want this thread to become bookends between now and his "final hours".

Keep firing back those 8 balls, Carlos!
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2011, 09:25:08 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on March 08, 2011, 09:06:15 PM
I want this thread to become bookends between now and his "final hours".

Keep firing back those 8 balls, Carlos!

And yet, no one had him on the dead pool.  How does that even happen?
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2011, 09:32:00 PM »
you know, somewhere on CC is a post from a long time ago where Charlie (or Chucklehead I will call him from now on) was going on and on about 9/11 MIHOP and wearing some really tight tin foil. It all makes sense now!!!
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2011, 09:51:06 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 08, 2011, 09:32:00 PM
you know, somewhere on CC is a post from a long time ago where Charlie (or Chucklehead I will call him from now on) was going on and on about 9/11 MIHOP and wearing some really tight tin foil. It all makes sense now!!!

I heard that he has secretly invested Nazi gold in cinder block and chickenwire futures.

 :tinfoil:

Didn't he go off on a big troofer tirade on Hannity & Colmes a few years back?
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2011, 09:56:17 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyKR2-A0KPU&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
Skip to 4:00 for Sheen's monologue.

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"I recently had the pleasure of sitting down with our 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama, while he was out promoting his health care reform initiative. I requested 30 minutes given the scope and detail of my inquiry; they said I could have 20. Twenty minutes, 1200 seconds, not a lot of time to question the President about one of the most important events in our nation’s history. The following is a transcript of our remarkable discussion."

Infowars: Alex Jones interviews Charlie Sheen
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2011, 10:23:31 PM »
A major train wreck.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2011, 11:11:54 PM »
In alot of ways, that is one crazy white boy.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2011, 12:37:55 AM »
Anybody catch Sheen's moonbat rant on UStream last night? Whoa! "Charlie Sheen LIVE and unplugged from reality!
[youtube=425,350]MWkPm_kHGVE[/youtube]

Hollywood eats people. Meth eats people. Charlie is toast. I fear he is consumed beyond resuscitation but from one human being to another, I hope he gets found. I have no idea what he was on when he decided to live stream that rant but I suspect it is methadone and a lot of alcohol, several days on end of both before he had the epiphany to share. Likely he was set up by suggestion from some Hollywood "friend" to go live on the net.

I don't like to see folks crash their lives with chemicals, no matter who they are. Here's an eye opener on meth.
(down by the lower right, use the NEXT>> to click through the before and after mugshots of these zombies as they spiral down over time and subsequent mugshots.

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/oregonian/photos/gallery.ssf?cgi-bin/view_gallery.cgi/olive/view_gallery.ata?g_id=2927

That's pretty much my 2 cents on Charlie. If you want the further soap box, read on. Otherwise, don't.

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I don't much care what goes on in Hollyweird, Island of Misfit Toys that it is. I've been there, I wasn't impressed.

I don't watch much T.V., documentaries mostly but the wife watches Sheen's show now & then. I'll step in and change the channel if the kids are in the room. Honestly I don't see why it is lauded as the best show these days, I really don't.
I see it as lame, if you've seen three episodes then pretty much that's all that is going on, penis joke, vagina joke, fart joke, derogatory slight to women, another penis joke, repeat. There's the whole season.

I fully understand that Hollywood is in the gutter because those that run the industry are bent on diluting America's values with a steady menu of filth deemed appropriate by today's standards (fox running the hen house).

I grew up with a black & white T.V. We didn't get a color console T.V. until '77. Several families in my neighborhood had the first available cable by then but we didn't get that even until I was just leaving High School in '85. Even though my Dad's a lib my parents insulated us from the filth that was mainstream by then, long after "Ozzy & Harriet" or "Leave it to Beaver".
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2011, 08:29:04 AM »
I personally like to see these dregs reap what they sow. Especially, when these kooks go off on political grandstanding rants every chance they get, a la, Charlie, Sean Penn, etc.
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2011, 08:32:08 AM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on March 09, 2011, 08:29:04 AM
I personally like to see these dregs reap what they sow. Especially, when these kooks go off on political grandstanding rants every chance they get, a la, Charlie, Sean Penn, etc.

Didja see Sean Penn thanking Chavez for his aid to Haiti?   :thatsright:

http://www.sify.com/movies/sean-penn-thanks-venezuela-s-chavez-for-haiti-aid-news-hollywood-ldjgungcdgc.html
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2011, 08:44:05 AM »
I also don't watch much TV at all, but the little bit I do watch when I'm on the elliptical has inevitably circled around the train wreck that already is Charlie Sheen.

Charlie has a long history of substance abuse of various flavors and it wasn't too long ago when I remember a distraught Martin Sheen describing his activities in confronting his son's drug-influenced, alcoholic, out-of-control behavior after a trip to the hospital by a younger Charlie.

To most addicts, that might've been a wakeup call and maybe for a short time, it was. But he's back, snorting and smoking and drinking and practicing that self-destructive behavior.

Look at Charlie's eyes and tell me he isn't frightened out of his mind. He acts like a cornered rat.

He'll either "get it" or he'll die prematurely. It's as simple as that.
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Charlie Sheen's guide to mental wellness
« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2011, 10:11:28 PM »
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Re: Charlie Sheen Soundboard
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2011, 06:07:19 AM »
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