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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2012, 01:33:40 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 22, 2012, 12:46:58 PM
The stupidest person on the Internet = poor, stupid Beth = EFerrari.

Poor stupid Beth, the stupidest person on the whole internet, has probably gone through more name-changes than any other primitives.

Her screen-name during the Scamdal was "sfexpat200," which made no sense at all, and so during the three months of the Scamdal, I myself re-baptized her so many different monickers, I've forgotten them.

Thus far, "Doug's stupid ex-wife" has had the longest run.  The current one is "poor stupid Beth," but it's got to go on for a couple of years yet, to match the longevity of "Doug's stupid ex-wife."

I could never figure out what the Hell "sfexpat2000" stood for.

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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2012, 01:44:15 PM »
Another good one, I think, is the Die alte Sau for the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, Proud2BLibKansan.

"The old sow," and it fits her to a tee.

Originally, I had monickered her "the dysmenorrheal one," suspecting (rightfully) that much of her Hate and anger is based upon problems with her female plumbing--maybe a birth-defect or something, that screwed up some of the tubes and vessels and inner workings down there--but then I found out the Die alte Sau w-a-a-a-a-y past that stage of her life, thus the "dysmenopausal."

When I get a chance to go down to Kansas City, I plan first to stop off at my local Opus Dei supply store and pick up a couple of gallons of Holy Water and an industrial-strength brass crucifix, in case I run into the Die alte Sau while down there.

I want to watch her levitate in mid-air, twisting her head around, ooze coming out of her mouth and nose, her eyes radiating bottomless Hate.
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2012, 01:48:04 PM »
I rename Nadinbrzenski to Nadine, and it isn't because I don't know Mrs. Abbots first name is Nadin.  She reminds me of the wife that has really only ever had the primary occupation of wife and mother who thinks that this makes her the master of all knowledge and goes on at length telling poeple what they should do about what she perceives as their problems.  The type that her husband absent-mindedly tells her "that's right, honey" then does what needs to be done over his wife's objections.  I'm not knocking being only a wife and a mother, just the all-seeing know-it-all personality type.


I started calling LaLionessPriyanka the Lying Mess Paprika after our first confrontation with on Skin's Island, back when she was an moderator.  The later discovery that she keeps a nasty kitchen floor only reinforced the image.

 Those are the two that I think my names were original for, and I admit that I am not sure of either.
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2012, 04:05:09 PM »
I want to encourage nadin to do what she does. Go nadin. Gonad in.
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2012, 04:13:39 PM »
I just call them all douchewhatevercomes to my mind.
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2012, 04:50:34 PM »
WilliamPitt: Pied Piper Pitt; P3; the Pitt and the Ponderous; Snake Pitt, the Midnight Cowboy; William Pitt the Drunker; Will the Shill; Wee Willie; the Magic Man; the 40-Year-Old Insurgent

Skinner: Head DUmmie Skinner; $kimmer

EarlG: DUAC Earl; Skinner's Mini-Me

Skinner, EarlG, Elad: the Big Three; the Troika

nadinbrzezinski: Know-It-All Nadin; the All-Knowing One; Nadin Brzezinski, Girl Reporter

Sarah Ibarruri: Sarah Ibuprofen; DUmmieland's Sweetheart

CaliforniaPeggy: the Poet Laureatess of DUmmieland; My Dear Peggy; the Perle Mesta of DUmmieland, the Hostess with the Mostest

bobbolink: Bobo the Hobo

Raven: Mother Pitt

steve2470: stevenumbers

Alan Grayson: Alan "Dick" Grayson
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #31 on: April 22, 2012, 05:06:41 PM »
Will Pitt: 24
Raven: Filthy Whore.
Omaha Steve: Attention Whore (send me money)
Nadin: Filthy Whore
KPETE: Filthy RICH Whore.
Bobo The Hobo: Flithy Whore in a Buick.
EFerrari: Stupid Whore
Taverner: Gay Whore (how else can he get drug money?)

Hmmm, seems like I'm using a theme here.


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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #32 on: April 22, 2012, 05:25:49 PM »
TheMagistrate = pompous, arrogant,condescending asshole.  Yes, You Sir. 
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2012, 05:59:35 PM »
Nadin is both a noun and a verb.

I'm gonna nadin Nadin.
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2012, 06:27:27 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 22, 2012, 01:33:40 PM


I could never figure out what the Hell "sfexpat2000" stood for.

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I think it means that she left San Francisco (SF-Ex Patriot) in 2000. Or at least that is the way I always saw it as the collective IQ of that once fine city ruined by primitives went up a few notches on her departure.

I still have "The great and powerful nads" IE 'The great and powerful Oz" in my head every time I read one of her posts.
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2012, 08:39:34 PM »
Well, before Stinky became Vinnie The Dude he was Ol' Fred Sanford.  Story to that is many years ago on the DUmp his wife wrote on there that he "suffered a heart attack".  Several days later she came back and said he was doing fine and the doctor ORDERED him to avoid stress and stop smoking.  When he got back on he did none of those things and back to his usual self.  On the old site I kept telling everyone that he was faking, but no one believed me until his rants became more noticeable.  Because of this fraud we call Stinky, I dubbed him Ol' Fred Sanford.

Then you got Proud2Blib.  First I called it Blib for short til she started, proudly, talking (but mostly gloating) about educating her children with her political philosophies at her work.  Hence I dubbed her the Indoctrinator.
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #36 on: April 22, 2012, 10:08:13 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 22, 2012, 01:33:40 PM

I could never figure out what the Hell "sfexpat2000" stood for.

www.electstevedawes.com

I always took it to mean "San Francisco expatriate 2000", meaning she was born and raised in SF but hasn't lived there since 2000. When she went by that screen name I called her Sexless Pat. Now I just substitute Ferrari with another exotic car, like Lamborghini, Maserati, Zonda, Koenigsegg, etc.

Stinky the Clown is The Fetid Harlequin, meaning the same thing only in stilted terms.

Speaking of stilted prose, the pretentious The Magistrate I think of in terms of The Masturbate, who by the way has never been quite the same since he made the mistake of wandering into the Gungeon and had his ass handed to him by One-Eyed Fat Man. Since then he hasn't posted as often, and his posts have taken on an edgier, angry undertone.

Some others that I've always thought of in different terms:

Iverglas is Horse's Ass, a nastier piece of work one would be hard pressed to find.

Faygo Kid is Fag Kid.

nadinbrzezinski is nadinbrzybrzybrzy

CatWoman is sCatWoman

Skinner is der $kimmenfuhrer

mike_c is The Bug****er because of his penchant for insect study.

cynatnite is See Ya Tonight

pnwmom is The Pwned Mom

MrScorpio is Mr Dorkio

NNNOLHI is The Cannoli Primitive


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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2012, 08:37:03 AM »
and, of course, He Who Cannot Be Named -- the extremely vitriolic gay guy from the island who lives near me (unfortunately)
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2012, 12:38:07 PM »
Quote from: dandi on April 22, 2012, 10:08:13 PM
I always took it to mean "San Francisco expatriate 2000", meaning she was born and raised in SF but hasn't lived there since 2000.
Actually, poor stupid Beth lived in San Francisco until she was evicted from her apartment about the time her messiah took office.

Around the same time she was giving her mother financial advice, which led to the old lady losing her home to foreclosure.

The two of them then moved into a camping trailer on a small plot in the California desert, which was her mother's only remaining asset.

Throughout the hilarity of the Andyscam, from its inception until coach finally killed the sodomite, "sfexpat2000" was living in a luxurious San Francisco apartment, paid for by her ex-husband, crazy drug addict Doug Ferrari.

I believe the "expat2000" was a reference to her hatred and rejection of America after we stole Florida and the Court installed W as president.

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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #39 on: April 23, 2012, 12:41:30 PM »
Quote re: Beth
"Around the same time she was giving her mother financial advice, which led to the old lady losing her home to foreclosure."
Why do people take financial advice from broke people ?

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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #40 on: April 23, 2012, 04:29:38 PM »
demtemjeep, aka Plagiarizing Pam  (has never had an original idea, borrows her best material without citing the source)

Proud2BlibKansan, aka Wicked Witch of KC  (makes the Wicked Witch of the West look like a nun, has every desirable trait a witch needs, minus the wart on the nose)

NadinBrzezinski, aka The Queen of Condescending  (Her Majesty cannot be bothered with trivial details, like coherent sentences, correct spelling, sources, etc.  Bow down before her greatness and despair)

Omaha Steve, aka Socialist Steve  (never worked a day in his life and isn't about to start now.  Still looking for a plush elected job where he can accept, er, umm, *ahem*  "donations")

Skinner, aka Skammer  (the capitalist in me has just a tiny amount of love for the guy that can fleece the DUmmies out of there Cheeto and Pot money.  Still produces an inferior product for the price though)

Sarah Ibarruri, aka Slutty Sarah  (will sleep with anyone regardless of political views as long as they can buy her nice things)

grasswire, aka pie primitive (stolen from Frank) (read to many Nancy Drew mystery's, thinks she is on the trail of FrankSolich, has a better chance of finding the Jackal or ruby at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box)

kpete, aka Kate minus eight (as in IQ.  If it wasn't for cut and paste she wouldn't have anything to post.  A true 1 percenter, but not in the biker sort of way)

eferrari, aka Stupid Beth (again stolen from Frank) (she is to financial advice what The Queen of Condescending is to literature, enough said)

will add more later, but I really try not to think about the primitives, their posts usually give me enough of a headache as it is. 
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #41 on: April 24, 2012, 02:23:53 PM »
EFerrari = EMataHari

TheMagistrate = TheMenstrate

TheMasterNemesis = TheMasturbatingNumbskull

Will Pitt = William Whoreson

kpete = rich bitch livin' on the hill (but says she ain't)
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #42 on: April 26, 2012, 04:38:39 AM »
Mr. Scorpio= Mr. Stupido.
Taverner= Drunken Douchebag.
Also, though I can't take credit for it (Someone else came up with it), TheMastersNemesis= Masticating Nutsack.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2012, 04:41:41 AM by movie buff »
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #43 on: August 24, 2012, 07:52:27 AM »
Well, well.

A lot of lurking primitives have been paying attention to this ancient thread recently.

I have no idea what's up with that, but that's it.

So hence the second resurrection of this old thread, so as to make it easier for the lurking primitives to find.
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #44 on: August 24, 2012, 10:13:36 AM »
They're all DUmbass, DUchebag, DUng diddlers to me.  :-)
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« Reply #45 on: August 24, 2012, 10:32:39 AM »
Quote from: Randy on August 24, 2012, 10:13:36 AM
They're all DUmbass, DUchebag, DUng diddlers to me.  :-)

Don't forget DUmb****s! O-)
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #46 on: August 24, 2012, 10:57:40 AM »
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Nadinbrzezinski - NoBrainZezinski

I've always been partial to 'Needinabrewski' for her.
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #47 on: August 24, 2012, 12:19:53 PM »
One of my favorites is one that Rev coined:  "Cryano."  Simple, elegant, and descriptive. 

I always call BigDarryl, Big Dumb Darryl, because you can just picture him.  He posts just the way he's pictured.  Derp. 
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #48 on: August 24, 2012, 12:48:05 PM »
DUanglars ?
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Re: Nicknames for DUmbasses; post 'em here
« Reply #49 on: August 24, 2012, 02:13:07 PM »
It's more of a non professional psychological diagnosis.

A feeling I get after reading the body of his work on the island.

Aviation pro = Coprolalia Pro

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolalia

Now don't get me wrong...I cuss, but when you paste one of Coprolalia Pros posts here it is almost unreadable.


On edit: Maybe it is closer to Coprographia, or maybe not.
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