I have 2 pieces of heavy equipment left. They have tires 3 feet wide and 7 feet tall, a motor on each end that drives locking differentials and weigh about 70,000 lbs. empty. If the DUmmie crowd blocking your exit from work gets to large or greasy, they will self-load with dirt and weigh in around 140,000 lbs..
So if you need something to drive to work, call me. You can have your pick for a little less than the cost of a new dually. Guaranteed not to stall out in, on or over a bunch of DUmmies.
Don't worry about slashed tires, union nails and flats. They both have right new 28 ply E-3 rock lug Firestones