Flippy! How've you been?

Also, she could get rid of the stains by soaking the floor liberally with gasoline or kerosene, then lighting a match. 
The clothes, too. 
Howdy BlueStateSaint,
Actually things haven’t been going too well for us fictional spirit guides. Even those of us who don’t smell.
Back in the good ol’ days the DUmp denizens basically hated the United States, our military, God, Christians, unborn babies, Republicans, and the BFEE. While that is indeed a lot of hate, the DUmmies were still able to have some free time for us fictional spirit guides. And oh it was so entertaining. If you think that they are entertaining on their board you ought to experience them on their fictional spiritual realm. More laughs than you can imagine.
But, alas, times change. Now they pretty much hate everyone and everything except terrorists, socialists, communists, killers of unborn babies, and dictators. It’s much more hate than before. The strange thing is that even if you’re one of them they’ll hate you if you step out of lockstep on just one thing. They have so much hate now that they don’t really have much time for fictional spirit guides.
It’s bad.