Know-It-All DUmmy Plans An Excellent Adventure

[GOBUCKS]

So the know-it-all DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhzhzski is planning an adventure, a trip to paradise. No, wait, paradise is where ever she happens to be. This plan is a trip to Hawaii. We're sure to get dozens of DUmp threads describing it in excruciating detail, including her accounts of run-ins with many, many ignorant 'Murkin baggers along the way.

nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-03-11 09:22 PM
Original message
I was thinking about it
we are FINALLY going to visit my family in Hawaii. We have not seen them since oh... we came back to the mainland in almost ten years. Yes, been a while.

And yes I was looking at the cost, and never mind we used some miles to pay for them (Let me tell you about the scam them are).. and we will be staying with MIL... it is not something I can afford to do too often. Not on what hubby makes and getting a job has been shall we say.. difficult. So here is the point. The way Republicans are doing this... this may very well be the last time we go visit. Hell of a thought huh?

Yes, it took me a while to get the money for this trip saved up by the way.. but they'd rather I am not able to do that.

 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x553162
Don't you love her style, using startlingly bad grammar intentionally, to help the stupid 'Murkins in the DUmp feel that she's one of them, even if her brilliance outshines the sun. It's just so endearing.

This trip would be just so much better if that deadbeat Mr. nadin would get off his ass and make a decent salary.

gateley  (1000+ posts)      Thu Mar-03-11 09:24 PM
Response to Original message
1. Stop by the hospital and pick up Obama's birth certificate while you're
there, would you?

nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-03-11 09:26 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. Well Queens Medical Center is literally down the road
from Waikiki. We are staying at the Hale Koa for part of it... one benefit of being retired military.

I lived there for three years.

Did I mention that is the place them ugly union Medics took ol' Rush to when he had that chest discomfort? Oh my the horror, he WAS at the same hospital where that Kenyan was born... news to me, Oahu is in Kenya.

Good thing she can stay at discount at the Hale Koa. No way the family would want her lardass camped at their home, lecturing them non-stop about her superior intelligence. She might turn into a tropical grasswire and never leave.

 

nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-03-11 09:32 PM
Response to Reply #5
8. The Governor has now made it possible. You too can get it, for 100 bucks. He figured, them Haolies can't figure this out, we'd better make some money out of it. Oh and in case you ever go to Hawaii, Haolie is not just off Islander, it is a very ugly term, but hell, they will sell you the hat.

So you can get a copy of the muslim's birth certificate for $100? It's at the state bookstore, in the fiction section.

nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-03-11 11:00 PM
Response to Reply #16
17. Hey the Market Place has spoken
and they are just doing the "republican" thing. What is hilarious as shit is that this was passed by the legislature a few times. but ... it was a DEMOCRATIC Governor who signed it. It was vetoed a few times by Linda Lingle. 

No idea what she is talking about.

nadinbrzezinski   (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-03-11 09:34 PM
Response to Reply #6
10. The fact that republican policies will NOT let people afford vacations
You realize in WIS the average loss in income is 3,000 bucks right? That IS a vacation... or emergency money.

Still no idea what she is talking about. Maybe it's beer and travel money.

Stupid 'Murkin #1:

bbinacan  (1000+ posts)      Thu Mar-03-11 09:57 PM
Response to Reply #10
11. What is WIS?

 
Stupid 'Murkin #2:

rucky  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-03-11 10:07 PM
Response to Original message
14. I hope they let you back into the country.

By the time the know-it-all DUmmy finishes her trip chronicles, Pam's cruise stories will be fond memories. 

[Celtic Rose]

Why would a vacation where she will be staying with relatives be so expensive?  I see tickets for less than $500 from LAX to Honolulu, so $1000 in airfare for both, and if they are staying with relatives, they should be able to minimize other costs.  

[TexasCop]

Well, because THEMS stupid!   

[DumbAss Tanker]

From that I gather her mother-in-law owns the Kale Hoa.

[Rebel]

Not on what hubby makes and getting a job has been shall we say.. difficult. So here is the point.

That's because you spend all your time bitching on the internet and attending rallies, you useless skank.

[Karin]

CR, she has to spend part of the time in a hotel, because her in-laws can take only so much. 

That use of "them" is exceedingly irritating. 

[NHSparky]

From that I gather her mother-in-law owns the Kale Hoa.

She'd have to if she thinks she's getting a room at the Hale Koa this close to traveling.

I was AD there and they get first priority.  Only problem is, you better be making reservations six months out.

And Oahu?  Pfft.  Sucks.  Maui, kids.  Much nicer, smaller crowds, slower pace.  Kauai is even better.

[GOBUCKS]

From that I gather her mother-in-law owns the Kale Hoa.

Well, you can't really tell if "MIL" means mother-in-law or military. If it's in-laws, you can be sure that one visit in ten years is more than enough for them people. We only have to tolerate know-it-all nadin for a few paragraphs of text a day. Can you imagine what it would be like to endure her condescension verbally, all day?

[ChuckJ]

nadinbrzezinski   (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-03-11 09:34 PM
Response to Reply #6
10. The fact that republican policies will NOT let people afford vacations
You realize in WIS the average loss in income is 3,000 bucks right? That IS a vacation... or emergency money.

Hmm. When Bush was the president and the republicans controlled congress I went on at least one (sometimes two) week long vacations per year. Since the dems took control I haven't been able to afford that luxury. I had always blamed the dems, but I guess now, thanks to nadin, I know that it is actually the fault of the republican minority and all the policies that they forced through the dem majority. Damn, them republicans sure are some sneaky critters.

[ChuckJ]

nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-03-11 09:32 PM
Response to Reply #5
8. The Governor has now made it possible. You too can get it, for 100 bucks. He figured, them Haolies can't figure this out, we'd better make some money out of it. Oh and in case you ever go to Hawaii, Haolie is not just off Islander, it is a very ugly term, but hell, they will sell you the hat.

I'm assuming that nadin is claiming that for $100 you can get a copy of 0's birth certificate. If so, have they not updated their website in Hawaii?

As per the Hawaii State Department of Health - Vital Records: The cost is $10 AND "If you are applying for a certificate on behalf of someone else, you must provide an original letter signed by that person authorizing the release of their certificate to you".

[NHSparky]

Sorry, I would never impose on relatives like that.  No way, no how.  And DUmmies, if they had any class, wouldn't do that either.  It's like living in CA, having your out-of-state relatives show up, and expecting YOU to show THEM around Hollywood, etc.

That's the point you drag their asses to Hertz, shove a set of keys and a GPS in their hands, and say, "Have fun!"

[BlueStateSaint]

Sorry, I would never impose on relatives like that.  No way, no how.  And DUmmies, if they had any class, wouldn't do that either.  It's like living in CA, having your out-of-state relatives show up, and expecting YOU to show THEM around Hollywood, etc.

That's the point you drag their asses to Hertz, shove a set of keys and a GPS in their hands, and say, "Have fun!"

Sparky, the bolded is the problem.  The DUmb****s are classless.

[GOBUCKS]

Sorry, I would never impose on relatives like that.  No way, no how.  And DUmmies, if they had any class, wouldn't do that either.  It's like living in CA, having your out-of-state relatives show up, and expecting YOU to show THEM around Hollywood, etc.

That's the point you drag their asses to Hertz, shove a set of keys and a GPS in their hands, and say, "Have fun!"

You forget that here we're talking about know-it-all nadin. She already knows all the best places. She'll insist that the relatives come with her so she can show them, and lecture on the significance of each attraction, and how it relates to the noble struggle of labor against the evil forces of capital.

[DLR Pyro]

rucky  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-03-11 10:07 PM
Response to Original message
14. I hope they let you back into the country.

Seriously?

[Evil_Conservative]

She has no job and her husband makes very little, so they decide to blow that little income on a trip to Hawaii?  That makes sense.  I should call my husband and tell him we are going to Hawaii too!  I need a nice tropical vacation from being unemployed anyway. 

[DumbAss Tanker]

nadinbrzezinski   (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-03-11 09:34 PM
Response to Reply #6
10. The fact that republican policies will NOT let people afford vacations

Yeah, life was a whole lot better in countries that had programs like Kraft durch Freude or People's Dachas on the Black Sea.