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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #50 on: March 02, 2011, 05:48:58 PM »
Seems to me this boondoggle should cook DUmmy Elad's enigmatic goose. Will Simmer allow his flunkies to be as incompetent as his DUmpmonkeys?

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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #51 on: March 02, 2011, 06:58:52 PM »
Seems to me this boondoggle should cook DUmmy Elad's enigmatic goose. Will Simmer allow his flunkies to be as incompetent as his DUmpmonkeys?

Sure, because by his own admission, he's the one who ****ed up! Whoda thunk ya can't get away with a phone number of "555-555-5555"? Gee, I wonder why the registrar took offense?

Now he wants to blame it on us or some other conservative site like ours! What a *****!

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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #52 on: March 02, 2011, 07:21:09 PM »
867-5309 would have been a better fake number. Just don't forget to add the area code, Elad.  :lmao:

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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #53 on: March 02, 2011, 07:35:55 PM »
867-5309 would have been a better fake number. Just don't forget to add the area code, Elad.  :lmao:

I'm still taking umbrage at my fellow alum's gratuitous insult, where he said he didn't want to use the real telephone number of the executive offices of Skins's island because he might be bothered by "right-wing" cranks.

Uh, I think a more-legitimate fear would be that of being bothered 24/7/365 by primitives calling to whine about this or that.
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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #54 on: March 02, 2011, 08:07:48 PM »
I'm still taking umbrage at my fellow alum's gratuitous insult, where he said he didn't want to use the real telephone number of the executive offices of Skins's island because he might be bothered by "right-wing" cranks.

Uh, I think a more-legitimate fear would be that of being bothered 24/7/365 by primitives calling to whine about this or that.

Honestly, it doesn't happen - A little digging will expose all of my details to anyone interested - including phone number, and I have never been harassed. Its all been out there for a decade. So, I tend to agree, Skins was concerned about being harassed via phone by primitives, especially ones who have been recently exiled from the island - not 'right-wing cranks'.

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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #55 on: March 02, 2011, 08:11:51 PM »
If Skinner is in charge of herding the primitives and elad is in charge of the domain/registry/website information (which he seems to be doing a poor job of), what does the other one do?

I think the phone number we set up for CC automatically goes to an answering machine.
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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #56 on: March 02, 2011, 08:44:19 PM »
867-5309 would have been a better fake number. Just don't forget to add the area code, Elad.  :lmao:
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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #57 on: March 02, 2011, 08:46:53 PM »
I dated a Jenny.  She was a wreck.

Haven't dated one since then.
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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #58 on: March 02, 2011, 09:32:29 PM »
If Skinner is in charge of herding the primitives and elad is in charge of the domain/registry/website information (which he seems to be doing a poor job of), what does the other one do?

Lord Marblehead EarlG?

You got me; he was the one who approved Doug's stupid ex-wife's "fund-raiser" for the late red round one six years ago; Skins and Elad were out to lunch at the time.

I don't think Lord Marblehead's been left alone, unsupervised, in the office since then.
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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #59 on: March 02, 2011, 11:41:10 PM »
I dated a Jenny.  She was a wreck.

Haven't dated one since then.

My sister is a Jenny.  Best to stay far away from that mental case.
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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #60 on: March 03, 2011, 02:26:20 AM »
Maybe Kinner was afraid of one of the Koch brothers calling him.

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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #61 on: March 03, 2011, 12:17:20 PM »
I dated a Jenny.  She was a wreck.

Haven't dated one since then.

I've got a Jenny that could take real good care of ya! Course she can be an "ass" sometimes!
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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #62 on: March 03, 2011, 12:23:24 PM »
I've got a Jenny that could take real good care of ya! Course she can be an "ass" sometimes!

I hear she sounds a lot like your typical Dhimmi'Rat though:  always braying endlessly about stuff on which she's entirely clueless.  That could be a real turn off.  :-)
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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #63 on: March 03, 2011, 12:29:59 PM »
I dated a Jenny.  She was a wreck.

Haven't dated one since then.

I married one.  That worked out well.  :whatever:

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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #64 on: March 03, 2011, 01:12:55 PM »
I hear she sounds a lot like your typical Dhimmi'Rat though:  always braying endlessly about stuff on which she's entirely clueless.  That could be a real turn off.  :-)

Actually, she's pretty conservative. If ya ain't hung like horse, she don't want anything to do with ya!
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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #65 on: March 03, 2011, 01:37:41 PM »
Actually, she's pretty conservative. If ya ain't hung like horse, she don't want anything to do with ya!

Sounds like your Jenny is the she-mule variety.

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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #66 on: March 03, 2011, 02:53:28 PM »
Sounds like your Jenny is the she-mule variety.

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Naw, but I do have one of the "Butt Sisters", if that's more to yer likin'! Her name's "Suzie", ya know, "Bertha's" sister!
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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #67 on: March 03, 2011, 03:17:58 PM »
Lord Marblehead EarlG?

You got me; he was the one who approved Doug's stupid ex-wife's "fund-raiser" for the late red round one six years ago; Skins and Elad were out to lunch at the time.

I don't think Lord Marblehead's been left alone, unsupervised, in the office since then.

I think Lord Marblehead's only purpose is to give Skin's Island a 'continental' flavor.

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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #68 on: March 03, 2011, 03:35:31 PM »
My sister is a Jenny.  Best to stay far away from that mental case.

People call me Jennifer on a somewhat regular basis, because apparently my real name is similar to it  :whatever:

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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #69 on: March 03, 2011, 04:28:12 PM »
I think Lord Marblehead's only purpose is to give Skin's Island a 'continental' flavor.

That could very well be, given how being "euro" is cool, hip, trendy, with it, among Dems, liberals, and primitives.

Window-dressing; it's certainly not because of any cerebral capacities Lord Marblehead has.
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Re: Skins "explains" the problem
« Reply #70 on: March 03, 2011, 06:50:48 PM »
. . . it's certainly not because of any cerebral capacities Lord Marblehead has.

I think Lord Marblehead's moniker sums up "any cerebral capacities" he has.
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