Come on, Skimmer, what a crock! His loooong, convoluted tale sounds exactly like the Andyscammers describing their fraudulent woes. All he needs to add is the story of how he went into the domain registrar's office and found all his paperwork lost on someone's desk.
And then franksolich shut down the DUmp's Paypal account. By the time they got that straightened out, it was too late, and they had to reschedule updating the DUmp DNS information.
But it's all okay, because now all that corrected DUmp DNS info is in a single secret account, "Sealed vs. Sealed", which will be opened and put online within 24 business hours. Plagiarist Pitt is outraged, and vows to grind that DNS server under his boot, scrape it off with his knife, and feed it to his cat.
Just be sure to keep sending money, because Skimmer is only ten dollars away from dumping the enigmatic Elad and hiring a competent IT guy - maybe DUmmy greenbriar's alcoholic skinhead husband, who's apparently been ditched by the city of Wichita.