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Offline zeitgeist

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On the passing of a Hobo
« on: February 27, 2011, 02:06:53 PM »
Homeless Man's Funeral

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends,so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and,being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently
gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and
crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the
side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place.

I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played
my heart and soul out for this man with no family and friends.
I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I
wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and
started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never
seen nothin' like that before... and I've been putting in septic tanks
for twenty years."



Apparently I'm still lost.... it's a man thing.
< watch this space for coming distractions >

Offline Chris_

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Re: On the passing of a Hobo
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2011, 02:10:06 PM »
:rofl:

just ain't right...
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: On the passing of a Hobo
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2011, 12:09:11 PM »
Great Scots!  :rotf:


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Offline korporal_krakrs

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Re: On the passing of a Hobo
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2011, 12:44:41 PM »
HA!  I was so touched, for like, 30 seconds.  haha   :cheersmate:
Back to the pipe...   :stoner: