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Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« on: February 25, 2011, 09:36:52 AM »
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EBENSBURG — Borough police filed summary harassment charges Thursday against a Revloc man and a Gallitzin man in what the two claimed was a prank when they left a head from a butchered cow on the doorstep at a local couple’s house.

Sgt. Robert Sapp filed one count against William Criste Delaney, 62, of the 100 block of Harding Avenue, Revloc, and Charles Wilkinson, 40, of the 1400 block of Syberton Road, Gallitzin.
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If this was meant to be a practical joke, it certainly isn't one that I find a-moo-sing.  :-)
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2011, 09:51:29 AM »
Quote from: bijou on February 25, 2011, 09:36:52 AM
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If this was meant to be a practical joke, it certainly isn't one that I find a-moo-sing.  :-)

Maybe the sender wanted them to make some "head cheese"??
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2011, 09:56:00 AM »
Quote from: Thor on February 25, 2011, 09:51:29 AM
Maybe the sender wanted them to make some "head cheese"??
Good to see you have kicked off the punning, we can milk this story for all it's worth.
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2011, 10:07:26 AM »
Quote from: bijou on February 25, 2011, 09:56:00 AM
Good to see you have kicked off the punning, we can milk this story for all it's worth.

Needs more  cowbell.
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2011, 10:09:58 AM »
Maybe we'll see some cow patties  out of this??
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2011, 10:14:09 AM »
If that happened to me, I'd have to MOOve.
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2011, 10:39:23 AM »
This particular story, and I'm sorry to have to say this bijou, isn't worth teats.
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2011, 10:43:06 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 10:39:23 AM
This particular story, and I'm sorry to have to say this bijou, isn't worth teats.
I disagree, the puns it has produced are the cream of the crop.
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2011, 10:43:42 AM »
Quote from: bijou on February 25, 2011, 10:43:06 AM
I disagree, the puns it has produced are the cream of the crop.

Are you trying to butter me up?
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2011, 11:02:14 AM »
This had legs.
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2011, 11:12:35 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 10:43:42 AM
Are you trying to butter me up?
I udderly deny that that was the intent of my post!
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2011, 11:15:36 AM »
The two perps didn't hoof it away fast or far enough.
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2011, 11:36:30 AM »
I wonder how they removed the head...did they use a SHANK?  Or a BLADE?  Or perhaps they just had to ROAST it off?  Good thing they found it quickly, though--leave it a-LOIN for too long and it's start to smell pretty bad.  I think the charges are a bunch of TRIPE anyway.
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2011, 12:44:05 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 25, 2011, 11:36:30 AM
I wonder how they removed the head...did they use a SHANK?  Or a BLADE?  Or perhaps they just had to ROAST it off?  Good thing they found it quickly, though--leave it a-LOIN for too long and it's start to smell pretty bad.  I think the charges are a bunch of TRIPE anyway.

Ugh.   :thatsright:  That's just offal.
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2011, 01:04:36 PM »
The puns are getting to be like sour cream....  Seems like you folks have gotten stuck with the horns......
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2011, 01:19:13 PM »
Quote from: bijou on February 25, 2011, 11:12:35 AM
I udderly deny that that was the intent of my post!

brilliant!!!

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you da best, bijou.  :bow:
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2011, 01:47:42 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 01:19:13 PM
brilliant!!!

h5

you da best, bijou.  :bow:
Thx. :) You are pretty good yourself!
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2011, 02:01:41 PM »
too many cheesy posts.......

I know, I SUCK at being punny
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2011, 02:17:16 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 25, 2011, 02:01:41 PM
too many cheesy posts.......

I know, I SUCK at being punny
That's bull. I've herd you make some very good puns.
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2011, 02:25:35 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 25, 2011, 02:01:41 PM
too many cheesy posts.......

I know, I SUCK at being punny

That is a bunch of MANURE!

You just have to STEER yourself in the right direction. 
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2011, 02:25:51 PM »
Well, it's not like I get a stampede of accolades.....

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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2011, 02:47:53 PM »
Guess the perps had a cow with the couple.
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2011, 03:07:52 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 25, 2011, 02:25:51 PM
Well, it's not like I get a stampede of accolades.....

:bolt:

Poor Poor Thor.....got some HERD feelings???   :bawl:
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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2011, 09:25:31 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 25, 2011, 03:07:52 PM
Poor Poor Thor.....got some HERD feelings???   :bawl:

He was grazed by some insults a couple days ago, now he's trying hard to chew his cud.

But it ain't workin', as you can see.

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Re: Couple found cow’s head in box on their doorstep
« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2011, 09:34:53 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 09:25:31 PM
He was grazed by some insults a couple days ago, now he's trying hard to chew his cud.

But it ain't workin', as you can see.



So cheesy, dairy... so cheesy...
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