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Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:16:55 PM »
Please remember, this is a Bijou Lounge story! I don't want any complaints about the mugshot.


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Investigators say a woman was arrested after stripping naked at a Sarasota bar.

According to the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office, 34-year-old Traci Batcher was at the Thirsty Turtle when she went into the men's restroom and took off all her clothes. She then tried to walk back into the main bar area when the manager stopped her and told her to put her clothes back on. When she refused, the manager called 9-1-1.

A responding deputy found Batcher locked in the men's room. When the manager unlocked the door, she came out topless.

WWSB reports she told the deputy, "You don't understand, I have been married since I was 13 years old and have been married for 16 years."...
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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2011, 01:18:34 PM »
Is that hair on her chin?
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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2011, 01:24:20 PM »
Looks like it could be a stitched-up cut, perhaps.
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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2011, 01:25:06 PM »
Is that hair on her chin?
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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2011, 01:28:14 PM »
All the fashionable women are sporting a teeny goatee this season.  :-)

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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2011, 01:35:13 PM »
I'm still trying to figure out if Traci has a cockroach crawling on her chin or if her curb crawling resulted in sutures.

Other than that, that's hittable.

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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2011, 02:14:44 PM »
Poor woman!  I would be insane too if I married at 13!  I think they are stitches too.
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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2011, 02:36:30 PM »
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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2011, 02:45:30 PM »
That is some crazy math.  34 years old, married for 16 years, and married at 13?  She didn't say she was currently un-married.   Wierd.
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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2011, 03:05:28 PM »
I'm still trying to figure out if Traci has a cockroach crawling on her chin or if her curb crawling resulted in sutures.

Other than that, that's hittable.

 :-)

Heh.  Those are curb feelers!

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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2011, 03:09:06 PM »
that's hittable.

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Dude......no........    :thatsright:

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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2011, 03:23:03 PM »
That is some crazy math.  34 years old, married for 16 years, and married at 13?  She didn't say she was currently un-married.   Wierd.

Ah-ha.  So she's a DU member.  Poor math skills and hairy chin. 
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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2011, 04:39:28 PM »
I'm still trying to figure out if Traci has a cockroach crawling on her chin or if her curb crawling resulted in sutures.

Other than that, that's hittable.

 :-)

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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2011, 04:55:00 PM »
Now ladies...was she desperate or what?

The what: It was a high class bar and the fellows had higher standards... :rotf: ...OR: She was in a gay bar.... :-)
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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2011, 09:00:18 PM »
Now ladies...was she desperate or what?

The what: It was a high class bar and the fellows had higher standards... :rotf: ...OR: She was in a gay bar.... :-)

Based on her picture - she might have actually done better in a gay bar.

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« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2011, 09:14:29 PM »
I can outgross all of you, and will since I've had quite a bit of wine.

Does the rug haircut match the chin cut? :tongue: :-)

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« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2011, 09:33:54 PM »
You're right.  That was gross and too much, even for me, even plastered.  So I deleted it.

But I quoted it.  So it will always be there.  :rotf:

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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2011, 09:44:24 PM »
But I quoted it.  So it will always be there.  :rotf:

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Oh well, that'll teach me to PUI. :-)
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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2011, 09:49:28 PM »
I'd hit it ....


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Precisely.

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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2011, 09:51:57 PM »



Dude......no........    :thatsright:


Whassamatta, TC? No sense of adventure? No ambition to crawl amongst the riffraff once in awhile?   :rotf:

Oh wait.....That's right. You're a cop, so you get to do that anyway!
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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2011, 09:53:41 PM »
Whassamatta, TC? No sense of adventure? No ambition to crawl amongst the riffraff once in awhile?   :rotf:

Oh wait.....That's right. You're a cop, so you get to do that anyway!

Dude, I wouldn't do her with your....................uh..................hehehe

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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2011, 02:32:00 AM »
Use goooooogle image...genital warts...that ought to wilt the old bean pole for a few days.
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Re: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar (with mugshot)
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2011, 04:10:09 AM »
Quote from: LC EFA link=topic=55864.msg 638061#msg 638061 date=1298587168
I'd hit it ....


With an axe.


My guess is it already looks like ya did!
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