Some big words liberals know (well, big for libs, not for normal people):
perjury
impeachment
fraud
welfare
handout
unemployment
felony
indictment
Liberal dictionary
perjury - a conservative that tells you something you don't like but can't refute
impeachment - what you do to conservatives that tell you things you don't like but can't refute
fraud - what you do to not have to go to work but still get paid
welfare - what people owe me for their own best interests
handout - when people are unfairly allowed to keep what they unjustly earn through voluntary transactions
unemployment - the state all rich people should be put in when they refuse to give me their money
felony - the unlawful act of having more than me
indictment - when you decide to become a lesbian