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Offline franksolich

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primitive tries to tell a funny
« on: February 18, 2011, 04:27:29 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=268x4479

Oh my.

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BridgeTheGap (1000+ posts)      Wed Feb-09-11 07:02 AM
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A farmer funny...and maybe all too true!

The North Dakota Department of Labor claimed a small Bismarck farmer was not paying proper wages to his help
and sent an agent out to investigate .!!!

Department of Labor employee : "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."!!!

Farmer : "Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

Department of Labor employee : "That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one."!!

Farmer : "That would be me."

franksolich wonders what's the deal with the multiple exclamation points.

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Re: primitive tries to tell a funny
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 04:30:33 PM »
What the DUmmies find funny is that the evil rich farmer has $10 left.
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Re: primitive tries to tell a funny
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2011, 04:45:21 PM »
I wonder if the DUmmie reads our comedy forum.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,54255.0.html  Same joke, but it's a Teas farmer here.
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Re: primitive tries to tell a funny
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2011, 05:13:02 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 18, 2011, 04:27:29 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=268x4479

Oh my.

franksolich wonders what's the deal with the multiple exclamation points.


I dunno Coach, I use 'em all the time when I'm pissed at DUmb****s!!!!!

Does this moron even understand this is no joke? I doubt it!!!!
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Re: primitive tries to tell a funny
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2011, 08:57:43 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 18, 2011, 04:45:21 PM
I wonder if the DUmmie reads our comedy forum.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,54255.0.html  Same joke, but it's a Teas farmer here.

I knew I read that somewhere and it was here!
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