Hello all....
I am back.
I love you all.
Except for your certain pricks who thought it was still friggin funny to make fun of my footwear.
You people, well hell...
I love ya all, and it's great to be back! 
It's about damned time you got your croc-smellin' ass back here.
How about some kind of freakin' report, short of releasing proprietary information?
Is Mama happy with your progress? Have you pitched your Newports? Have you convinced your doctor that you've seen the light?
And the most important question:
Have you ditched your crocs due to the OSHA-determined fall hazard?
