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Offline franksolich

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primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
« on: February 16, 2011, 08:11:42 PM »
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Oh my.

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hedgehog  (1000+ posts)      Tue Feb-15-11 11:45 AM
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So yesterday I made my husband a perfect cheese cake, then topped it with sweet cherries, then for a pièce de résistance, sprinkled slice almonds over the cherries....

then the little caterpillars in the almonds started moving.......

so he had a cheesecake with raspberry topping!

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Tesha  (1000+ posts)      Tue Feb-15-11 12:30 PM
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1. oh yes....

been there - done that...

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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Tue Feb-15-11 12:47 PM
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2. caterpillars in almonds??

How does that happen?

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hedgehog  (1000+ posts)      Wed Feb-16-11 03:09 PM
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7. Most raw foods and cooked grains actualy contain insect eggs.  

Let the stored corn meal, flour, crackers, etc get too warm and they'll hatch out.

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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Wed Feb-16-11 05:52 PM
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8. yeah but all almonds are now pasteurized, by law

I'd think that would kill any buggies.

Oh geezuz.

More baby-talk from the primitives.

"Buggies."

How much more infantile can one get?

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Lucinda  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-15-11 01:02 PM
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3. LOL That's a new one!

I didn't know they hung out in almonds. Talk about your moveable feasts!

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cbayer   (1000+ posts)       Tue Feb-15-11 01:29 PM
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4. So glad you caught it! I have, in the past, noticed too late the invaders in various stored foods.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-15-11 07:14 PM
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5. Thank goodness you caught them...and you weren't serving guests, but I would imagine their appearance would take the romance out of a Valentine's evening.

Uh oh.

franksolich just noticed that his fellow alum Skins launched a quarterly fund-drive again.

Time to break out the lined green accounting paper, to be sure the primitives donate, which Mrs. Alfred Packer hasn't, yet.
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Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar desert for husband
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2011, 08:14:17 PM »
Let's see.....why is it the DUmmies are always running into insects in their foods? Are they trying to "live off the earth"?  :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar desert for husband
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2011, 08:40:42 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on February 16, 2011, 08:14:17 PM
Let's see.....why is it the DUmmies are always running into insects in their foods? Are they trying to "live off the earth"?  :lmao: :lmao:
I've heard of bugs in flour, but never seen it. The only thing close was once a box of maggots I bought for ice fishing turned into flies.
Democrat women are just dirty housekeepers. 
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Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2011, 08:46:44 PM »
Well, since cleanliness is next to Godliness, DUmmies naturally will want no part of it. 
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Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2011, 08:56:11 PM »
How the heck did caterpillars get into the almonds?
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Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar desert for husband
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2011, 10:31:59 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on February 16, 2011, 08:14:17 PM
Let's see.....why is it the DUmmies are always running into insects in their foods? Are they trying to "live off the earth"?  :lmao: :lmao:
Naw...just eating at their intellectual equivalent...
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Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2011, 08:34:28 AM »
Maybe they came out of those cherries.  I had to help a neighbor lady pit fresh cherries once when I was a kid, and sometimes there was a worm in them.  I never ate cherry pie again. 

Frank, your headline was funny. :-)
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Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2011, 08:37:01 AM »
Quote from: Karin on February 17, 2011, 08:34:28 AM
Maybe they came out of those cherries.  I had to help a neighbor lady pit fresh cherries once when I was a kid, and sometimes there was a worm in them.  I never ate cherry pie again. 

Frank, your headline was funny. :-)

What are the implications for Vegans in all this? 
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Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2011, 08:45:17 AM »
Caterpillars?  :confused:
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Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2011, 09:01:15 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on February 17, 2011, 08:45:17 AM
Caterpillars?  :confused:

Yeah. Caterpillars.
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Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar desert for husband
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2011, 07:54:55 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 16, 2011, 08:40:42 PM
Democrat women are just dirty housekeepers.
Fixed.
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Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2011, 08:25:09 PM »
How old were those ****in' Almonds???????????? I guess Bill doesn't get desert very often, huh?

Must be a plug for those Organic stores, huh?

ETA:

I'm pretty sure if ya roast the Almonds this doesn't happen. right?
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Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2011, 11:00:10 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on February 17, 2011, 08:37:01 AM
What are the implications for Vegans in all this? 
What a conundrum! They can rid themselves of "a bunch of cells" with no more regard than blowing one's nose but bring harm to a larva? Gasp, perish the thought! ;)
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Re: primitive makes cheesecake-and-caterpillar dessert for husband
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2011, 11:15:15 PM »
I don't see where they gently released all of those beautiful beloved creatures back into mother gaia's loving embrace !!

That must mean they MURDERED those BABIES !!11!111!

Lepidoptracide !

Quick ! Drag them off to the Hague !!!111
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