Wow.
So the sparkling husband primitive has a mole here.
That makes franksolich all the easier for the sparkling husband primitive to contact, to thank franksolich for the most-excellent announcement franksolich wrote when the sparkling husband primitive won #02 top primitive of 2010, and to thank franksolich for dedicating "Mrs. Alfred Packer does Christmas"--not one story, but two stories--to him.
I can't see how it can possibly get any easier, for the sparkling husband primitive to express his gratitude to franksolich.
A real man would.