I know this is a redundant question, seeing as how the everyone on DU is a liar and a mess (minus the moles), but who, pray tell, is Lying Mess? Also, Skinner rarely deigns to communicate with ANY of the little people, unless he's shilling for money.
Lioness Priyanka, or however it is that she spells it. We, her and I, actually have a history of sorts. When she was a moderator, I had a few moles running around the place. The very first mole of mine that get zapped was because he made the mistake of commenting, in a way that clearly was a joke, to the (lesbian) Lioness, "I don't know, if I were a lesbian I'd probably just stare at myself naked in the mirror all day."
Scientists have gone in with electron microscopes and the CERN accelerator looking for her sense of humor and haven't managed to locate anything conclusive yet. On the other hand, you can play her for the lulz easier than almost anybody over there.