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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2011, 08:36:26 PM »
So he used it to stalk me?  How conservatively gentlemanly of him.  :bird:

You're the one that chose to register here.  Don't you realize that EVERY administrator on a message board has this ability?
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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2011, 08:39:25 PM »
So he used it to stalk me?  How conservatively gentlemanly of him.  :bird:

We check out every new account that signs up if only to make sure they're legitimate and not spam.  Verifying the information you provided when you registered is part of our job.  Nobody is stalking anybody.
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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2011, 08:41:35 PM »
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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2011, 08:52:53 PM »
Where is the vesta welcoming party? :fuelfire:






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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2011, 08:54:05 PM »
Where is the vesta welcoming party? :fuelfire:

I think she's busy sampling the rubbing alcohol.
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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2011, 08:55:15 PM »
I think she's busy sampling the rubbing alcohol.

she's rubbing alcohol on her big beautiful black body? what Chris? :fuelfire:






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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2011, 09:03:45 PM »
Remind me to change my address, name, phone number, and social security number.  :rotf:

I think you're right about being young, but I also know the vile type of sense of humor those on the faaaaar left, and even somewhat left tend to have. I've just seen some of her posts, and something don't smell right, is all. I'm simply an observer for now.

I've left a false paper trail up and down the internet that you wouldn't believe.  Just try to pin point the real Emma!  I've had so many different email accounts I can't count them all and each one has a different city and state.  I have 6 facebooks 5 sodahead accounts 4 blogs 3 MySpaces 2 youtubes and a Partridge Family fan club web site! I've been young I've been old and even a middle aged wife with 10 black retarded babies.  I've done all of this just to send you stalkers on a wild goose chase and it looks like it's working.  :rotf:

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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2011, 09:05:04 PM »
she's rubbing alcohol on her big beautiful black body? what Chris? :fuelfire:
Um. Yeah.

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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #33 on: February 14, 2011, 09:09:53 PM »
I've left a false paper trail up and down the internet that you wouldn't believe.  Just try to pin point the real Emma!  I've had so many different email accounts I can't count them all and each one has a different city and state.  I have 6 facebooks 5 sodahead accounts 4 blogs 3 MySpaces 2 youtubes and a Partridge Family fan club web site! I've been young I've been old and even a middle aged wife with 10 black retarded babies.  I've done all of this just to send you stalkers on a wild goose chase and it looks like it's working.  :rotf:

Well, welcome...umm...err..."thing"?  :???:
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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2011, 09:11:20 PM »
You're the one that chose to register here.  Don't you realize that EVERY administrator on a message board has this ability?

That doesn't mean it's right for an admin to use your email to stalk you.  That's like your auto mechanic making a copy of your house key because after all you left him with your keys when you were getting your brakes fixed.

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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2011, 09:12:51 PM »
I've left a false paper trail up and down the internet that you wouldn't believe.  Just try to pin point the real Emma!  I've had so many different email accounts I can't count them all and each one has a different city and state.  I have 6 facebooks 5 sodahead accounts 4 blogs 3 MySpaces 2 youtubes and a Partridge Family fan club web site! I've been young I've been old and even a middle aged wife with 10 black retarded babies.  I've done all of this just to send you stalkers on a wild goose chase and it looks like it's working.  :rotf:

Wow.  Just wow.  That is an awful lot of work my dear.  Danny or David?
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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2011, 09:15:49 PM »
We check out every new account that signs up if only to make sure they're legitimate and not spam.  Verifying the information you provided when you registered is part of our job.  Nobody is stalking anybody.

Are you the admin that keeps emailing me?  Why does a forum need more than one admin?  Don't you get into pissing matches?

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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2011, 09:18:15 PM »
Are you the admin that keeps emailing me?  Why does a forum need more than one admin?  Don't you get into pissing matches?

What is up with all of this belligerence? 
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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2011, 09:19:38 PM »
Are you the admin that keeps emailing me?  Why does a forum need more than one admin?  Don't you get into pissing matches?

No, we don't get into "pissing matches".

I think this thread has about outlived it's usefulness. Carry on but know that I'm about to close it.
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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2011, 09:23:37 PM »
Wow.  Just wow.  That is an awful lot of work my dear.  Danny or David?

Danny or David?

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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #40 on: February 14, 2011, 09:30:24 PM »
No, we don't get into "pissing matches".

You should try it... I'll be the judge.  I wander what the record is?  Maybe 8 and a half ft.

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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #41 on: February 14, 2011, 09:34:24 PM »
It doesn't appear that anyone has posted a link to our General Board Rules and we usually do that in all welcome threads for newcomers.

Please read and familiarize yourself with the board rules.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,8777.0.html
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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #42 on: February 14, 2011, 09:38:07 PM »
I've left a false paper trail up and down the internet that you wouldn't believe.  Just try to pin point the real Emma!  I've had so many different email accounts I can't count them all and each one has a different city and state.  I have 6 facebooks 5 sodahead accounts 4 blogs 3 MySpaces 2 youtubes and a Partridge Family fan club web site! I've been young I've been old and even a middle aged wife with 10 black retarded babies.  I've done all of this just to send you stalkers on a wild goose chase and it looks like it's working.  :rotf:

I'm sorry, but I don't find humor in referencing small children with any kind of disability. Since you don't know much about anything on the forum yet, (and I'd had a weird feeling about you since you showed up despite your INSANELY funny sarcasm, so I doubt you will) let me fill you in on something that many around here already know. I was a disabled baby, and am a disabled man. I find things like that not only unfunny, but crass, immature, and downright mean. Make no mistake, I can tolerate an extent of it with comrades joking around, and such, but only an extent. The cup fills up real quick, if you know what I mean. So far, I don't consider you any kind of comrade. You have not given me a reason to. So far, I consider you an imature, irritant. Now I'm not trying to be mean, because so far as I know, you're young. Don't know exactly what age, but I get the impression you're young. All I am doing now is being gruff. In the future, please refrain from such vulgarity. Thank you, and have a pleasant stay.

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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #43 on: February 14, 2011, 09:51:49 PM »
I'm sorry, but I don't find humor in referencing small children with any kind of disability. Since you don't know much about anything on the forum yet, (and I'd had a weird feeling about you since you showed up despite your INSANELY funny sarcasm, so I doubt you will) let me fill you in on something that many around here already know. I was a disabled baby, and am a disabled man. I find things like that not only unfunny, but crass, immature, and downright mean. Make no mistake, I can tolerate an extent of it with comrades joking around, and such, but only an extent. The cup fills up real quick, if you know what I mean. So far, I don't consider you any kind of comrade. You have not given me a reason to. So far, I consider you an imature, irritant. Now I'm not trying to be mean, because so far as I know, you're young. Don't know exactly what age, but I get the impression you're young. All I am doing now is being gruff. In the future, please refrain from such vulgarity. Thank you, and have a pleasant stay.

Your British aren't you?  I can tell because Americans don't use the words crass and gruff.  It's like the words "knickers" and "crumpets"
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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #44 on: February 14, 2011, 09:55:05 PM »
 Born and bred in the USA TYVM. I have quite an extensive vocabulary, darlin'.

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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #45 on: February 14, 2011, 10:23:10 PM »
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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #46 on: February 14, 2011, 10:34:26 PM »
Born and bred in the USA TYVM. I have quite an extensive vocabulary, darlin'.
I once saw cow get bred by a man in knee high rubber boots and a rubber glove that went all the way up to his head.  Then later that year I saw a calf getting born by that very same cow.
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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #47 on: February 14, 2011, 10:36:33 PM »
That doesn't mean it's right for an admin to use your email to stalk you.  That's like your auto mechanic making a copy of your house key because after all you left him with your keys when you were getting your brakes fixed.

Well, my auto mechanic does have a copy of my house key... because my husband does all the work on our cars.
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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #48 on: February 14, 2011, 10:38:55 PM »
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Get to 50 posts, will you please? Make sure to mind your P's and Q's until 50 though.

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Re: Hello, I'm Emma. Kinda shy and I don't like doing intro's
« Reply #49 on: February 14, 2011, 10:42:15 PM »


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Get to 50 posts, will you please? Make sure to mind your P's and Q's until 50 though.

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